• Ask a Janitor Anything: The Sequel
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On average (as I'm sure there's too many to count), how many different women have you fucked?
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;29525169]On average (as I'm sure there's too many to count), how many different women have you fucked?[/QUOTE] How do you "average" data from one sample.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever found while janitor-ing. [editline]30th April 2011[/editline] Oh fuck 1,000 posts :pcgaming:
when i poop why does the splash back burn so much?
[QUOTE=johnkane46;29526886]when i poop why does the splash back burn so much?[/QUOTE] That isn't normal. It's cold, but I think you may be allergic to water.
Q: Why does sea water not erode coastal areas in all places?
Q: Why is the sky blue
[QUOTE=Smokeeater;29528666]Q: Why is the sky blue[/QUOTE] I also can answer that!
Q: What phone do you have? :v:
Whats the first thing you think about when you hear CANADA?
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29488291] Q: What are the vending machines like at AMD? A: They require no money, Plug in the number and you get it free of charge. [/QUOTE] OH MY GOD.
Q: At which age was your first kiss, and to who? Was it a student's mother?
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
not sure if this has been asked Q: whats the dirtiest thing you've ever cleaned
Q: Have you caught any of the kids at the school tried things they shouldn't on the computers? (eg getting past security and such)
If you got to choose to be a janitor at any place you like, where would it be?
Are you like The Janitor from Scrubs and torment one fellow for the rest of your life?
[QUOTE=Joppari;29530973]Are you like The Janitor from Scrubs and torment one fellow for the rest of your life?[/QUOTE] Can you read the thread please? This question has been asked so many goddamn times it's not even funny
And why edit: So this is what happens when I try to automerge after I take a shit after the prior post
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;29531071]Can you read the thread please? This question has been asked so many goddamn times it's not even funny[/QUOTE] No sir I cannot. I am not asking questions for you, I am asking questions I want to seek an answer for. Thus I cannot bother reading the whole thread again.
Q.What kind of shoes do you wear? I'm guessing boots would be the best.
Q: How much are you payed.
Q. What's the strangest place you've had to clear shit from?
Q Would you like to work at Valve? [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI[/url]
[QUOTE=Momomelo;29528830]Whats the first thing you think about when you hear CANADA?[/QUOTE] Go back to your home Planet. :smug:
Q: Have you ever traveled anywhere else to work? Q: What other jobs have you had before this? (if any)
[QUOTE=Joppari;29531191]No sir I cannot. I am not asking questions for you, I am asking questions I want to seek an answer for. Thus I cannot bother reading the whole thread again.[/QUOTE] Get the fuck out.
what will you do if I take a diarrhea right where your working and dump hydrochloric acid on the diarrhea?
Q: What's your favourite stain?
What's the funniest explanation a student has had for breaking a toilet?
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