• Ask a Janitor Anything: The Sequel
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What is an example of the most difficult type of mess to clean up? What spillage on what sort of surface, and what do you use to clean it?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;29532665]Q Would you like to work at Valve? [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI[/url][/QUOTE] Thats it. I no longer want to work at Valve because it's awesome. I want to work at Valve for the SNACKS.
I'm a janitor for my local college. Help a brother out, give me some tips [editline]1st May 2011[/editline] Man, I can't even remember what came first, that thread or my working. You might have inspired me [editline]1st May 2011[/editline] I'm curious, rate tool if you're a fellow janitor
So what's up?
Q: You've probably been asked this, but what are your wages at AMD?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;29532665]Q Would you like to work at Valve? [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI[/url][/QUOTE] Get a job at Valve, and jack a bunch of the "Big...pink...cookie...".
-snip- wrong thread. I don't know how.
[QUOTE=SHOH;29315782]Q: Do you pick out an unsuspecting person then proceed to torture them for the rest of the time that they work there? [img_thumb]http://thegrandchawhee.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/the-janitor.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Now HE is a great example of an excellent character. All the way from page 2, fuck. :psyduck:
This is a glorious thread. Please, never leave us...
Q: What's your favorite Tarentino film?
This man deserves every single winner rating he can get.
Every single time I tried to click page 15 it took me back to 14, that was weird and annoying. Anyway... Q - What do your parents work as?
Q - have you ever collected space fungus to attempt to turn it into space drugs?
Q - how old are you
Q: Will you please never leave this this forum and just continuously post your life in these threads? We will be your journal.
Q: Why have you stopped updating? We die with patience here.
Q: You seem to be a very social person. What are your tips on how to be more social for a completely non-social person such as myself, besides drinking cheap beer with friends who invite me?
Q: do you take pictures of the shit in the urinals then show them to your boss claiming you cleared them up for a raise?
Fuck it all, ask me stuff a part time janitor would know. I've got all the boring answers that the OP would glorify and make interesting, where I could turn the James Bond series into Casablanca.
Q: Nicest thing anyone's done for you at work?
Largest tits you've ever seen broh
You have two cows. What happens next?
Q: Do you prefer the term janitor or custodian?
Dude, You're my hero. :allears:
Q:Rate every sexual experience you've had and why it deserves the rating.
[QUOTE=loco;29604292]Q:Rate every sexual experience you've had and why it deserves the rating.[/QUOTE] Your avatar fits your post well. Q: Meet any crazy teachers at the school, like the fun type of crazy?
Q: What does your hair look like?
You must be the greatest janitor I have ever known. Seriously. Since you work with a lot of shits and all that messy stuff, you must be immune to the smell, right?
Why have you abandoned us?
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;29608289]Why have you abandoned us?[/QUOTE] He has the right to live a life you know :colbert:
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