I actually have a few questions myself:
Have you ever been attacked by anyone throughout your very interesting career experience?
Have you ever been openly insulted or spoke down upon by anyone in relation to your job or in general?
If you had to clean out an entire skyscraper while having unlimited janitor resources including top of the line cleaning tools while also having an unlimited amount of time, what type of plan or schedule would you use? Where would you start?
If there was a secret society of elite janitors which passed down perfected publicly hidden cleaning techniques from generation to generation, would you be interested in joining it?
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[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;29314001]Q: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever had to clean up?[/QUOTE]
A continuation of that question:
Has anything ever made you gag or trigger any other physical reaction associated with disgust?
Have you ever been caught by pupils/other workers while having light sabre fights etc?
How well do the other workers of AMD treat you, I know you've mentioned a few but on whole are they nice or do you get a few "holier that tho"?
Q. Are there any lady janitors that are up for it?
I suppose it would be a good time for a joke question: Have you ever seen something so ugly, everyone died, the end?
Fuck I fucking love this thread.
[QUOTE=Thorny;29314265]Fuck I fucking love this thread.[/QUOTE]
Hello Thorny, how is Dwarf Fortress doing?
Q: Have you ever ran into a couple doing it in the bathroom/somewhere else when you were trying to clean it up.
Great thread, thanks for starting it up again.
How much do you get paid, and how often do you work?
One thing I usually wonder about Janitors:
How did the other staff treat you at the school? Did the teachers think of you as one of them or did they treat you like dirt?
How long are the folk from AMD working? Are they chatty or is everything considered a strict business among them?
Wooooo! Welcome back! Loved the last thread.
Q:At the high school you were at were there any spectacular senior pranks you had to clean up?
I saw but never actually read the last thread, looks like I was missing out. Well I'm here for this and it looks to be great.
Q: Have you ever been caught completely off guard by a horrible event/happening/incident that turned out well in the end?
have you ever cleaned up any poop that wasn't brown?
[QUOTE=genkaz92;29314280]Hello Thorny, how is Dwarf Fortress doing?[/QUOTE]
Hello! A bit off topic I'll grant you, but I haven't played DF in a good while now, been really busy with a lot of other things :)
Q: Am I correct in thinking that it's not the job that makes you (seem) awesome, but the confident attitude you have against life, people, and knowledge in general?
[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;29315111]Q: Am I correct in thinking that it's not the job that makes you (seem) awesome, but the confident attitude you have against life, people, and knowledge in general?[/QUOTE]
It's that, combined with the fact that there are a lot of questions that occur to you regarding janitorial activities when you think about it.
How well did you get along with the students? It's nice to have a really cool janitor at your school, sometimes.
Do you get the same holidays as faculty?
[quote]A: Defending against humans I would use my wrench. The thing is huge. Against zombies I would set a perimeter around me of a chemical compound I use that eats away waxed floors. The stuff is ultra slippery and if introduced to open wounds, could prove to be very deadly. That is, if its a slow moving zombie. 28 Days Later type zombies would probably get the duel wielding lawn mower blades taped to my arms. I would then spin around like a ballerina on the slippery floors. decapitating every single one of those little flesh eating rascals.[/quote]
If it wasn't already abundantly clear, you sir, are awesome.
Have you ever gotten sick from touching contaminated excrements?
How is it being the best janitor in the history of janitoring ?
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(Is janitoring a word ?)
Q: Have you ever caught any students getting very intimate? If so, what action do you take, if any?
Q: So what happens if a student's caught taking a shit in a urinal?
Q: Has a student ever attacked you or threatened you?
Q: have you ever found a used condom
Q: Do you pick out an unsuspecting person then proceed to torture them for the rest of the time that they work there?
[img]http://thegrandchawhee.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/the-janitor.jpg[/img]
This was probably already answered at some point long ago, but how much do you make as a janitor?
What is the worst thing you ever had to clean up?
Have you ever taken a break to fap in the children's bath room?
Q: Do you still smoke weed? What are your views on it?
Did you ever find something weird/funny in someones cubicle?
[del]Did you ever get with that English teacher?[/del]
What is your name, janitor?
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