Ask a Janitor Anything: The Sequel - General

Q: How old are you Q: What music/artists inspire you

[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;29665661]He was playing with asbestos again.[/QUOTE] It keeps the rats out...

Q: Why do horses sleep standing up?

Q: Will you create glorious kingdom of Janitoria ? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoFlWklS26U[/media]

Where did he go... I am worried. This thread is so full of awesome.

[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29312897]Let the questions roll in, glad to be back.[/QUOTE] In my school if you make a mess, some Janitors would curse under their breath. Do you ever curse at the students?

Thread is slowing down.

[QUOTE=PopLot;29714528]Thread is slowly dying.[/QUOTE] Fixed.

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;29715092]Fixed.[/QUOTE] Dying.

It's also not, he's just away.

What's a janitor doing on the forums while at work?

What we all do on the forums at work: procrastinate.

[QUOTE=Blaberry;29717179]Dying.[/QUOTE] Thanks, I didn't notice the mistake.

Be patient guys, he will return eventually.

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if you got arrested for smoking weed, would you be able to continue posting through this thread or your blog? if you could, how?

I have a question how the fuck did you amass 298 hours in Portal in two weeks?

1. How much do you love My Little Pony? 2. Do you want to fuck?

[QUOTE=moesislack;29733072]1. How much do you love My Little Pony? 2. Do you want to fuck?[/QUOTE] 1. How gay are you? 2. How gay are you?

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;29729375]I have a question how the fuck did you amass 298 hours in Portal in two weeks?[/QUOTE] he left portal on by accident

[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29733227]1. How gay are you? 2. How gay are you?[/QUOTE] Like 96.356%

[QUOTE=muffinmastah;29728744]Be patient guys, he will return eventually.[/QUOTE] I sure hope so. His last post here was one week ago...

All these questions will have to go un-answered at this rate...

[QUOTE=moesislack;29733072]1. How much do you love My Little Pony? 2. Do you want to fuck?[/QUOTE] The most horrible post of the year goes to you, well done.

[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29335775]Q: Do the people at AMD seem seedy, like they're plotting some evil plan to destroy Intel? Like, is there any kind of obvious rivalry against Intel? A: From what I can tell, no. Q: What're some of your favorite hobbies outside of work? A: Drawing, Playing music. I've been practicing piano intensely for the last 6 months. Q: You said you've encountered some really nasty people, so who were they? What did they do? How did you react? Did you get them back for being wankers or something? A: Well, there was that mother I brought up a post or two ago. I really get any shit from my school anymore. They know that I have the ability to make an ass out of them. One of the scenarios I brought up in my previous post is true, I have slept with a students mother to get back at him. Shit was victorious. Thats what you get when you spit on someone from the top floor. Here is the full story. I was walking down the halls about to go to lunch until suddenly I felt a fucking slime ball roll down my face. I looked up very fast and saw who it was. I ran up the stairs and managed to get a hold of him. I sent him to the office. For some reason he got away with just a Saturday school for 5 hours. I was unsatisfied by his punishment so I went to his house and had a little chat with his mother. I told her that I was very upset with her son. She apologized and we began to chat casually. She was recently divorced so I knew this would be easy. I asked her if she would like to have dinner with me that night to discuss the situation at school and possible problems with her son. We went out to dinner and things hit off very well. Made out with her in my car and I drove her home. She invited me inside to stay and this is when I knew I had won. I walked inside and there was my little rascal, playing COD on Xbox 360. She went upstairs and I told her I would be right up. The kid finally realized I was in the house. "What are you doing here!?" "I'm here to fuck your mom, dude."[/QUOTE] Best. Revenge. EVER!

[QUOTE=PyroCF;29739090]The most horrible post of the year goes to you, well done.[/QUOTE] Actually it's the standard questions I ask people on the internet. Apparently HuskyStarcraft likes My Little Pony very much according to the question I asked him during a live stream. I asked if the op would like to fuck for reasons pretty apparent (lulz).

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;29736629]I sure hope so. His last post here was one week ago...[/QUOTE] I think he is avoiding us, and he can't handle the pressure. His last post on Facepunch was one week ago, but his last activity was today...

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;29759427]I think he is avoiding us, and he can't handle the pressure. His last post on Facepunch was one week ago, but his last activity was today...[/QUOTE] Then he's responding to the million questions that piled up over the last week. I hope

So stop asking questions.

[QUOTE=moesislack;29752795]Actually it's the standard questions I ask people on the internet. Apparently HuskyStarcraft likes My Little Pony very much according to the question I asked him during a live stream. I asked if the op would like to fuck for reasons pretty apparent (lulz).[/QUOTE] :frog: