Ask a Janitor Anything: The Sequel - General

Have you ever practised or trained some kind of fighting sport? Like Karate or something like that. And have you ever had to use it?

How do I get to be a janitor as awesome as you?

[QUOTE=Andaeeee;29777742]How do I get to be a janitor as awesome as you?[/QUOTE] You can't!

[QUOTE=Denmen707;29778336]You can't![/QUOTE] :frown:

Q: Just exactly how awesome [b][i]are[/i][/b] you? Because I expect "very."

Yeah, it's confirmed. My suspicions became reality, he died playing with asbestos.

has there ever been a situation where somebody shoved feces down the hole in the sink? because the only way to really deal with that is to flip your broom around and pound it into the pipes.

[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;29788383]has there ever been a situation where somebody shoved feces down the hole in the sink? because the only way to really deal with that is to flip your broom around and pound it into the pipes.[/QUOTE] So. Much. Innuendo.

[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;29786039]Yeah, it's confirmed. My suspicions became reality, he died playing with asbestos.[/QUOTE] We should send the corpse to Apperture then.

I miss him.

I hope he wasn't killed due to some sort of cleaning liquid explosion. Oh god, what if he mixed a bit of bleach with ammonia and the resulting chlorine turned into nitrogen tetrachloride and he blew his hands off and can't type answers?

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;29798967]We should send the corpse to Aperture then.[/QUOTE] To be posed in the lobby. [editline]1[/editline] So future generations will learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure... Ya ya I'm over doing the Portal 2 lines :saddowns:

I think that it's due to him trying to photograph the facillity he worked in - sending him to jail for some time...

I think this thread should die, hes obviously not coming back.

[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;29864287]I think this thread should die, hes obviously not coming back.[/QUOTE] We should keep it alive, incase he WILL come back. He [i]IS[/i] coming back, right? RIGHT?

Awesome thread :D Maybe he is threated by nVidia, cause the want us to be janitors at nVidia's :psyboom:

Perhaps he is also a spy and was called upon to liberate stolen Russian warheads from some evil mastermind bent on destroying the world!

[QUOTE=Shock_Coil;29872626]Perhaps he is also a spy and was called upon to liberate stolen Russian warheads from some evil mastermind bent on destroying the world![/QUOTE] Maybe he had to take Osamas place

Ever walked in on a coworker having sex?

he's going to come back in a while and reveal that he somehow did such a good job cleaning that he was given a job as an AMD software engineer. and then no more janitor stories. ever. :smith:

He died.

Out of curiosity, would anyone be interested in other threads like this, something like a concessionist at a movie theater. :ninja:

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;29878029]Out of curiosity, would anyone be interested in other threads like this, something like a concessionist at a movie theater. :ninja:[/QUOTE] Has said concession worker fucked anyone's mother recently? This is important.

[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;29878726]Has said concession worker fucked anyone's mother recently? This is important.[/QUOTE] Would you believe me if I said yes? But no. :saddowns:

What was your highschool GPA?

What the fuck happened to him?!

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;29879109]Would you believe me if I said yes? But no. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] If the stories you tell are half as good as the Janitor's then yes I'd be interested in a thread like that.

What happened?

He disappeard. I think he can't handle the pressure.

[QUOTE=Frechetta93;29495318]Having no hair in your ass crack prevents you from farting silently.[/QUOTE] Try penatrating yourself with the thickest dildo you can find. You'll have no problem farting silently, arse hair or not.