Would anyone be interested in the story of how I fucked my 36 year old college tutor?
Actually I'll save that story for it's own thread sometime.
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;29967220]Would anyone be interested in the story of how I fucked my 36 year old college tutor?
Actually I'll save that story for it's own thread sometime.[/QUOTE]
Now, now, now! Please!
In due time!
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;29970500]In due time![/QUOTE]
it's time
My clock is saying that it's time.
Im scard for him
:suicide:
[QUOTE=JDK721;29971238]it's time[/QUOTE]
Shit, you're having the baby NOW?!
[QUOTE=lavacano;29973635]Shit, you're having the baby NOW?![/QUOTE]
Why wasnt I invited to the hospital?
I've come to the conclusion that the story about my college tutor might be better off not told, or atleast maybe a year from now or something due to the fact that she's a married christian with kids.
I'm a terrible person.
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;29985851]I've come to the conclusion that the story about my college tutor might be better off not told, or atleast maybe a year from now or something due to the fact that she's a married christian with kids.
I'm a terrible person.[/QUOTE]
Once you've told A you're already committed to tell the rest of the story :colbert:
R.I.P. Janitor Guy, you will be missed.
Hoyl fuck the husband has found out.
Just read through the entire thread. That's what I call an emotional rollercoaster.
Oh my god. I think he is really dead.
His last activity on Facepunch was 7 hours ago. He is alive and reading Facepunch.
[QUOTE=GranPC;30046194]His last activity on Facepunch was 7 hours ago. He is alive and reading Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
lots of questions to answer
...:v:
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;29991957]Hoyl fuck the husband has found out.[/QUOTE]
Did he burst into your house at night and unleash gods punishment
My old school janitor had rotting teeth and was bald
At least he could've fucking told us it was too much instead of just stop posting
Or you know, maybe he's busy and has a life and has things to do and also wants to browse facepunch as a regular member.
He is doing this to be nice, he doesn't *have* to serve you.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;30061042]Or you know, maybe he's busy and has a life and has things to do and also wants to browse facepunch as a regular member.
[/QUOTE]
Nah, that can't be it...
I'll miss you man :frown:
OP OD'd
Hey guys!
I'm back to answer some more questions. I should be finishing up the last batch of questions from last time. Sorry for the delay. I finally updated my blog for the second time so I hope you guys check it out :)
I didn't know you had a blog.
Would you rather lick a shitty special ed toilet clean and get laid after, or never get laid again?
Have you ever slipped on urine covering the floor?
Q:Who are your musical influences?
A: I have many musical influences. Here is some of them.
Medeski, Martin, Wood
Meshuggah
The Faceless
Joy Division
Chopin
The Antlers
Benga
Boards of Canada
David Bowie
Clutch
Dr.Octagon
Eyehategod
Helios
Isis
Interpol
John Coltrane
King Crimson
Rush
Lettuce
etc...:)
Q:Do you like children. Like, do want to have children some time?
A: Children are wonderful. Someday I would like to find a great girl whom I share alot with and have children. Just....not right now :)
Q: what's the wildest night you've ever had?
A: The wildest are usually the ones I can recall. I had a really wild nights during my WPI days. There was this house party on Park Ave and I remmember going there, drinking like crazy, then finding a strip of acid, and doing about half of that during the night. After that I went over some hippie chicks house and we watched King Kong, after that, she offerd me some E and we went to a night club in Boston. The whole ride I thought we where riding on an infinite concrete cloud in this steam punky version of heaven. Shit was intense. I cant remmember anything at the nightclub but I gained some conciousness when I left. I realized that the hippie chick was not with me but I was now realizing I was being picked up by 2 gay men. They where very nice and we proceeded to hang out around Boston. We sprayed some graffiti on the site of a bus and went back to the club where I met the hippie girl :) I got back to her house and we both collapsed and fell asleep on her floor. That was a pretty crazy time. Don't do much of that anymore.
Q: Do you have any sex tapes?
A: Just go with it.
Q: Where in Maine did you go?
A: Portland, great jazz fests :)
Q: What are your thoughts on Australia? would you like to come here? have you been here?
A: Australia is beautiful. I would absolutly love to visit there someday. Maybe this summer ;)
Q: I have to ask, if you could work for the ATI department... would you?
A: If I had the proper knowledge and expereience. Yes.
Q: On average (as I'm sure there's too many to count), how many different women have you fucked?
A: probably around 20-30.
Q: when i poop why does the splash back burn so much?
A: Thats when you know a toilet is fresh and clean. Usually a janitor will put this blue liquid in there that kills alot of bacteria. If it gets on your butthole, it will kill all the bacteria. Thats where the burn comes from.
Q: What phone do you have?
A: Had and Iphone for a while but just recently made the switch to an android phone. Never going back.
Q: Whats the first thing you think about when you hear CANADA?
A: Polargooks
Q: At which age was your first kiss, and to who? Was it a student's mother?
A: My first kiss was in 2nd grade. Her name was Kara
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: My smelly apartment :)
Q: Would you like to work at Valve?
A: I would love to janitor for Valve.
Q: Have you ever traveled anywhere else to work?
A: I have traveled because of work, but I have only been payed to work within the US.
Q: What's your favourite stain?
A: My favorite wood stain is Mahogany. Beautiful. I dont really have a favorite poop stain....or cum stain....
Q: What's the funniest explanation a student has had for breaking a toilet?
A: It was sloppy joe day.
Q: You've probably been asked this, but what are your wages at AMD?
A: $10/h
Q: What's your favorite Tarentino film?
A: Pulp Fiction of course.
Q: What do your parents work as?
A: They are both janitors.
Q: have you ever collected space fungus to attempt to turn it into space drugs?
A: Can't say that I have no, but if there was ever a chance of making space drugs, id give it a whirl.
Q: Will you please never leave this this forum and just continuously post your life in these threads? We will be your journal.
A: Deal :)
Q: Why have you stopped updating? We die with patience here.
A: Work, School, Personal issues.
Q: do you take pictures of the shit in the urinals then show them to your boss claiming you cleared them up for a raise?
A: I have taken pictures of poop, but I usually just take pictures of them and leave them on the desk of teachers I dont like.
Q: You have two cows. What happens next?
A: Make some milk, and sell it as anti-aging drink. Profit.
Q: Do you prefer the term janitor or custodian?
A: Whichever is fine :)
Q: Do you believe you have the right to live a life?
A: Everyone has that right.
Q: Have you ever murdered or seriously injured anybody?
A: When I was cleaning floors a dumbass teacher walked right by my barrier, slipped on the floor, broke 2 of her ribs and broke her arm.
Q: do you dance with a mop in your spare time
A: :3
Q: Do you have one of those floor buffing machine things? Is it fun to operate?
A: They are great fun, and one of my favorite peices of equipment I've ever had to privilage of operating.
Q: Any details on why you had to handle asbestos?
A: The plumber was supposed to come in and fix it but hes a lazy asshole and kept postponing the time he would come in. I took matters into my own hands and removed the asbestos from the boiler room, gym, and a couple high-risk classrooms. I was coverd head to toe in protective clothing and had to walk around school in the get up. Everyone pointed and laughed :(
Q: Do you have your own office at AMD? If so, what is it like?
A: Nope, just a tiny janitors closet.
Q: Is there a special Janitor way to quickly unclog toilets or just tips on how to unclog it quickly?
A: Not much, just pumpin' and thrustin'
Q: at your school do they have any special blocks in place to prevent anyone from installing linux or booting linux from a disk?
A: Everything needs admin privs. I am also notified of who ever logs into an admin account. I locate the computer, and bust the kid.
Q: How does one become a janitor? I'm thinking about pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
A: Just apply. Office buildings, Schools, anywhere really. Everyone needs a clean toilet.
Q: I have a question how the fuck did you amass 298 hours in Portal in two weeks?
A: Because Portal is awesome?
Alright, im taking a break now, ill continue soon enough.
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;30329169]Q:Do you like children. Like, do want to have children some time?
A: Children are wonderful. Someday I would like to find a great girl whom I share alot with and have children. Just....not right now :)[/QUOTE]
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