Is being a janitor truly that easy and badass? Also, Have you ever pranked any students with their own waste?
Ever get pranked by a student?
i love you
Shenanigansen has competition since the Janitor is back. :v:
God bless you.
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Q: What phone do you have?
A: Had and Iphone for a while but just recently made the switch to an android phone. Never going back.
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I mean....uhhhh
Cool. :v:
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A: Work, School, Personal issues.
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I see through your lies! Recovering from a mop fight, aren't you?
He's back! [b]HE'S BACK![/b]
I can't believe he's back!
I think I'm gonna die of happi-
Q: has there ever been a situation where somebody shoved feces down the hole in the sink?
because the only way to really deal with that is to flip your broom around and pound it into the pipes.
A: I have heard stories of that actually. Thank god nothing like that has happened to me when i used to work at the highschool. The janitor who told me said he tryed to vaccum it out...he wasnt very smart. He then grabbed a hose and turned it on full power and all the poop splashed back onto his face.
Q: Ever walked in on a coworker having sex?
A: Nope, not at the highschool. However at AMD this girl was making out with some dude in her cubicle. He did not look like the guy who was in the picture frame on her desk.
Q: What was your highschool GPA?
A: 3.6
Q: Is being a janitor truly that easy and badass? Also, Have you ever pranked any students with their own waste?
A: No, I could get fired BIG time for doing something like that.
You're back! I had lost faith, but you are truly back! Thank you kind sir!
Have you been following E3 in the recent days?
Any games you are particularly hyped for, such as BF3, ME3, Skyrim, new Sly Cooper etc.?
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Q: Would you like to work at Valve?
A: I would love to janitor for Valve.
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You should actually apply there and tell them you are part of the secret legion of janitors or whatever
At my school, there was a situation when some kid (possibly two) spread their crap all over the walls (now that i think about it, their must have been two to cover the walls) of the male toilets. Anything like this ever happened to you, and how would you react if you walked in and saw this?
Q: What is the proper operation of a toilet brush?
Oh god, I found you old thread like ½ a year ago or so, spent a day or two and read every single page. You rock.
Q: What's your best childhood memory? Alternatively tell us some random funny story.
Please can you post a link to your blog.
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Tried reading the op? [url]http://www.askajanitoranything.blogspot.com/[/url]
Do you ever notice any creepy shit? (at a paranormal level)
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i've heard that pissmonsters are horrible.
and of course, you have to probe the toilet bowl with the broom before you clean it to check for porcelain ghouls.
Ever had to get clean up after someone dumped sand in the toilet? It's a real bitch to get rid off the sand.
I too practice the janitorial arts, except i work at a casino and my employer prefers to refer to us as "Environmental Engineers" cause he says janitor and custodian sounds too derogatory....Carry on sir.
You are the coolest guy I have ever heard of.
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