Have you ever jousted with anyone with a broom and a floorwasher?
Do you ever get women wet then tell them that they need to get out of those wet clothes?
Okay I admit it, I was the one who took a shit on the uninal
Hey guys i'm back. I'm sorry to say but I will have to answer your questions early tomorrow morning. I'm just way to high right now. I hope you understand, i mean its 4/20.
See you guys bright and early. :)
Why are you VAC banned?
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29327318]Hey guys i'm back. I'm sorry to say but I will have to answer your questions early tomorrow morning. I'm just way to high right now. I hope you understand, i mean its 4/20.
See you guys bright and early. :)[/QUOTE]
Have you ever janitor-ed while high?
What's the REAL reason you were VAC banned? There is no way any admin from any server could get you banned, that's not how it works at all.
[editline]20th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=>VLN<;29327340]Why are you VAC banned?[/QUOTE]
Oh damn you.
Oh my god yes this thread again
This thread kicks ass
Love you GhostxNote!
:)
Q: Do they shit in the urinals at AMD?
A: So far, no. However, they LOVE to piss all over the floor for some reason.
Q: In your entire career as a janitor, have you ever walked in on someone taking a dump/piss or even whilst they were having a wank? If so, what was your reaction?
A: [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/kcgm5v.jpg[/IMG]
Q: Are you like Will Hunting from the movie Good Will Hunting?
A: I guess my situation kind of resembled that of Will Hunting. Except i'm not a genious.
Q: Does the janitor job pay well enough for university?
A: Nope. I have a duel income that allows me to go to school.
Q: Has someone ever broken your mop in two, only to be met with a swift kick to the face/balls?
A: Not yet ;)
Q: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever had to clean up?
A: Cum and blood. I find it strange how there was both. I walked in an there was seman all over the toilet seat as well as a little blood. A kid walked in and saw it. "Wow dude.....you should probably clean that up." Shit sucked man.
Q: whats your favourite part about the job?
A: At AMD, its kind of hard to tell right now. I just started working here. I love how I can be in my own world when working. I dont HAVE to talk to anyone, I dont have to confront anyone. Its complete solitude. Until someone says there is a turd in the urinal. Snaps you back into reality for a bit.
Q: Have you ever been attacked by anyone throughout your very interesting career experience?
A: Not really, i've been tripped. Broken up a few fights and sometimes got a punch or two by accident.
Q: Have you ever been openly insulted or spoke down upon by anyone in relation to your job or in general?
A: Absolutly. It's always usually the parents or people who visit the school and dont know my position. One time I was chatting with a student afterschool hours. I had my mop, bucket of water, and my uniform. The students mother came inside to pick him up and he pretty much forcfully to him away. I shrugged it off and went about my buisness. Later that day she comes back and tells me to leave her son a lone and learn English or something? (i was laughing)
I told her that I was the Director of Tech and had about twice as much schooling as she did. I also told her she was a rude and she walked away with her cunt between her legs. Bitch.
Q: If you had to clean out an entire skyscraper while having unlimited janitor resources including top of the line cleaning tools while also having an unlimited amount of time, what type of plan or schedule would you use? Where would you start?
A: Top to bottom. I never worked in a skyscraper but I dont think its any different than cleaning a regular building other than the size.
Q: If there was a secret society of elite janitors which passed down perfected publicly hidden cleaning techniques from generation to generation, would you be interested in joining it?
A: If it was really secret I would have to be invited. I'm still waiting though. That will give me enough time to get better.
Q: Are there any lady janitors that are up for it?
A: All the lady janitors I ever met where either 40+ Brazilian chicks or 40+ Brazilian dudes. I did meet a really hot one though. I was visiting another school and there was this very young brazilian lady working. She was in her 20's. I asked her what kind of toilet scents she was using and kind of talked from there. We hung out a couple of times but other than her being beautiful, there was nothing else there.
Q: How much do you get paid, and how often do you work?
A: I work everyday. Tech job during the day, except weekends. The custodial job at night. I'm payed well. Might be because I work two jobs.
Q: How did the other staff treat you at the school? Did the teachers think of you as one of them or did they treat you like dirt?
A: There will always be people like that, no matter where you go. I have encounterd some really nasty people and some genuine people. I've got to say, i've stayed in touch with pretty much ever genuine person I meet.
Q: How long are the folk from AMD working? Are they chatty or is everything considered a strict business among them?
A: You do get a sense of very strict work edicute there. Nobody really talks, they just do what there job is, then leave. I have met some interesting people though. I'd have to say most of the people working in this particular facility have at least 10+ years expereince in there field.
Q: have you ever cleaned up any poop that wasn't brown?
A: Yes.
Q: How well did you get along with the students?
A: If they werent acting like pricks, they where on my good side.
Q: Have you ever gotten sick from touching contaminated excrements?
A: Unfortunaly, yes. Even with all the decontamination I do to the floors, toilets, walls and desks. I had ecolie once. I had to go to the hospital for a couple hours to get treated. Never mess around with that shit, you can die from it.
Q: So what happens if a student's caught taking a shit in a urinal?
A: I give them a high five and begin to take a shit in the next urinal while smoking a fat blunt with him.
..I would send him to the pricipals office. However, I would make him pick it up first.
Q: have you ever found a used condom
A: Too many to count.
Q: Do you still smoke weed? What are your views on it?
A: Yes, I smoke weed. I think everyone has the right to decide if they want to smoke weed or not. If you dont want to smoke, awesome, I support your decision. I expect the opposite view to support me as well. If not, go get eatin by a crocodile or something.
Q: Did you ever find something weird/funny in someones cubicle?
A: I'll take a picture of this when I can. Its a mug withs bears in multiple sex positions. Its hilarious.
Q: What do you usually eat when you're at work?
A: Recently, Cliff Bars. Oatmeal Raisin and Blueberry.
Q: Did you perception regarding Janitors change in any way when you started working as one?
A: Absolutly. I'm proud to be a janitor.
I'll continue, just thought i'd bump with an update.
Q: How often do you sweep up buttery ass puke?
Do the people at AMD seem seedy, like they're plotting some evil plan to destroy Intel? Like, is there any kind of obvious rivalry against Intel?
You said you've encountered some really nasty people, so who were they? What did they do? How did you react? Did you get them back for being wankers or something?
What're some of your favorite hobbies outside of work?
Favorite movies?
Q: Do you have a file cabinet for students grades? And if so, do you read it sometimes?
A: Yes, I have to admit. Sometimes I would bring a couple folders for bathroom reading.
Q: Are you the only janitor around or are there more at your job?
A: There was another one, the head custodian.
Q: Do you listen to music while making your cleaning rounds and if so, what kind of music?
A: Yes, my new gig at AMD has allowed me to listen to a lot of music.
I usually have a playlist of albums that I have playing. Here is what I have been listening to.
Mos Def
Porcupine Tree
Cynic
The Faceless
Dr.Dre (The Chronic)
The Beetles
Sublime
Pink Floyd
Gogol Bordelo
Meshuggah
Cryptopsy (old)
Periphery (instrumentals)
CLUTCH.
Q: What is your dream?
A: To experience life for as long as I can.
Q: Has anyone ever ate a laxative and shit all over the floor on purpose while you worked at the high school?
A: lol, idk.
Q: How often do you clean your own bathroom, OP?
A: Everyday
Q: Do you have any notable stories from the special ed department of the high school?
A: I do. It was a sunny day. All the students where outside for the rest of the school day. The sped teachers decided that the special ed students should go out as well. One of the teachers asked me If I wanted to help supervise. I agreed to it.
Anyways, a couple of assholes where picking on the kid (lets call him Eric). I knew who the kid was and he was kind of just ignoring them. I thought oh nice, he resolved it.
A half hour later the asshole kids where sitting around being their douchy selfs and Eric goes up behind the kid, unzips his pants and pulls out this fucking monster of a cock. Im serious, the thing was insane. He tells him to turn around and his face just got cock dragged. I had to pull him out of there and send him to the office. On the way I gave him a high five and told him he was a bigger man then him. (pun)
Little asshole got what he deserved.
Q: what do u put on ur burgers
A: Ketchup, pickles, lettuce, unions.
Q: Do you have any problems with Coworkers at AMD?
A: Not yet.
Q: If you had the chance would you get revenge on any of the urinal-shitters? Such as tracking them down and shitting in their bed leaving a note saying, "How do you like it now?"
A: Yes. Instead I just slept with their mom and had breakfest in there house the next morning.
Q: How were you treated at the high school?
A: I was treated with respect a lot of the time.
Q: What is the worst thing you found in the bathroom at the AMD facility?
A: A used Douche.
Q: Have you ever found any like, live animals in the building?
A: At the school, we had a family of skunks living in the boys locker room. Some kid got sprayed by two skunks.
Q: If you could janitor anywhere in the world where would you janitor, and why
A: The Pentagon or MI6
Q: Would your custodial prowess help you clean up the scene of a murder you committed?
A: :)
Q: Will you be able to answer all of these questions?
A: Yes
Q: Have you ever ridden a bike/rollerblades or something like that through the halls
A: Skateboards, Bikes, shopping carts, wheelchairs, tables, chairs, also made the hall a giant slip and slide in the summer.
Q: If you could ask a janitor anything what would it be?
A: Mop wars anyone?
Q: Do you play LAN games with other co-workers at AMD?
A: I played Left 4 Dead 2 with an ATI dev. He was developing new drivers for the 5xxx series.
Q: Have you ever fucked a student
A: Yes, but not in the one I work at.
Q: Why are you VAC banned?
A: Murder
Q: Have you ever janitor-ed while high?
A: I've worked on weed, special K, LSD, DXM and Shrooms. I don't do that much anymore. I trip maybe once or twice every month. One trip I thought I was cleaning up a secret govt facility and thought the chem lab was where they had the alien autopsys. I went in an took pictures an mailed it to the president telling him he can't run forever. I almost completely forgot about that.
u put the same stuff on ur burgers as i do i think its safe to say were gon a be friends...
Q: Do the people at AMD seem seedy, like they're plotting some evil plan to destroy Intel? Like, is there any kind of obvious rivalry against Intel?
A: From what I can tell, no.
Q: What're some of your favorite hobbies outside of work?
A: Drawing, Playing music. I've been practicing piano intensely for the last 6 months.
Q: You said you've encountered some really nasty people, so who were they? What did they do? How did you react? Did you get them back for being wankers or something?
A: Well, there was that mother I brought up a post or two ago. I really get any shit from my school anymore. They know that I have the ability to make an ass out of them. One of the scenarios I brought up in my previous post is true, I have slept with a students mother to get back at him. Shit was victorious. Thats what you get when you spit on someone from the top floor.
Here is the full story.
I was walking down the halls about to go to lunch until suddenly I felt a fucking slime ball roll down my face. I looked up very fast and saw who it was. I ran up the stairs and managed to get a hold of him. I sent him to the office. For some reason he got away with just a Saturday school for 5 hours. I was unsatisfied by his punishment so I went to his house and had a little chat with his mother. I told her that I was very upset with her son. She apologized and we began to chat casually. She was recently divorced so I knew this would be easy. I asked her if she would like to have dinner with me that night to discuss the situation at school and possible problems with her son. We went out to dinner and things hit off very well. Made out with her in my car and I drove her home. She invited me inside to stay and this is when I knew I had won. I walked inside and there was my little rascal, playing COD on Xbox 360. She went upstairs and I told her I would be right up. The kid finally realized I was in the house. "What are you doing here!?"
"I'm here to fuck your mom, dude."
Q: Do you like the mighty boatman?
you are the most awesome human being on the planet
So, about my previous question, they just kind of go about their business? There's like no team spirit or anything? That's disappointing :frown:
Can you steal me a couple 6870s? :v:
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29335775]Q: You said you've encountered some really nasty people, so who were they? What did they do? How did you react? Did you get them back for being wankers or something?
A: Well, there was that mother I brought up a post or two ago. I really get any shit from my school anymore. They know that I have the ability to make an ass out of them. One of the scenarios I brought up in my previous post is true, I have slept with a students mother to get back at him. Shit was victorious. Thats what you get when you spit on someone from the top floor.
Here is the full story.
I was walking down the halls about to go to lunch until suddenly I felt a fucking slime ball roll down my face. I looked up very fast and saw who it was. I ran up the stairs and managed to get a hold of him. I sent him to the office. For some reason he got away with just a Saturday school for 5 hours. I was unsatisfied by his punishment so I went to his house and had a little chat with his mother. I told her that I was very upset with her son. She apologized and we began to chat casually. She was recently divorced so I knew this would be easy. I asked her if she would like to have dinner with me that night to discuss the situation at school and possible problems with her son. We went out to dinner and things hit off very well. Made out with her in my car and I drove her home. She invited me inside to stay and this is when I knew I had won. I walked inside and there was my little rascal, playing COD on Xbox 360. She went upstairs and I told her I would be right up. The kid finally realized I was in the house. "What are you doing here!?"
"I'm here to fuck your mom, dude."[/QUOTE]
well that's just amazing.
Q: There's like no team spirit or anything? That's disappointing
A: In the ATI section there is. There are dev teams that all have code names for their group. Team Fortress, Portal, Jenga, and a couple others. The groups have contests to see who can fix the drivers issues faster. Whoever wins gets free lunch. Very awesome.
AMD section on the other hand is not as fun.
Q. Which place is best of AMD or the School?
Q. What was your best experience as a Janitor?
Q. Are the teacher's hot?
Q. Are the teacher's hot?
A: Some of them where incredibly hot.
Q: Which place is best of AMD or the School?
A: I haven't been at AMD that long to make that judgement. AMD does have better equipment but lacks the interactions I had at the High School
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29335775]I was walking down the halls about to go to lunch until suddenly I felt a fucking slime ball roll down my face. I looked up very fast and saw who it was. I ran up the stairs and managed to get a hold of him. I sent him to the office. For some reason he got away with just a Saturday school for 5 hours. I was unsatisfied by his punishment so I went to his house and had a little chat with his mother. I told her that I was very upset with her son. She apologized and we began to chat casually. She was recently divorced so I knew this would be easy. I asked her if she would like to have dinner with me that night to discuss the situation at school and possible problems with her son. We went out to dinner and things hit off very well. Made out with her in my car and I drove her home. She invited me inside to stay and this is when I knew I had won. I walked inside and there was my little rascal, playing COD on Xbox 360. She went upstairs and I told her I would be right up. The kid finally realized I was in the house. "What are you doing here!?"
"I'm here to fuck your mom, dude."[/QUOTE]
You absolute legend. Did you really say that to the kid?
Q. Have you met the owner of AMD?
Q. Have you met the owner of AMD?
A: I met Phil Rogers who will be the next CEO. I have not met the current CEO, but I have heard from co-workers that he visits often.
Q: You absolute legend. Did you really say that to the kid?
A: Yes
I have to get back to work guys! I'll be on later tonight to answer your questions :)
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