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[b]Q:[/b] From what I've read(also the previous Q&A) you seem be respected a lot and make minor mistakes. But not everybody is like that. If you were to fix a problem that is about a relations with people, what would you do?
Q: Why are you so fucking awesome?
[QUOTE=medanum6298;29350324]have you ever found a used condom
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Is it just me or are the spam bots getting [i]a lot[/i] smarter
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A: [B]STALKER,[/B] Garrys Mod, CS 1.6, CS Source and DOD Source.[/QUOTE]
Awesome. Come hang out in the STALKER thread in GGD some time.
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29348291]Q: What are your fetishes?
A: They call me the Ass Master for a reason.[/QUOTE]
With your line of work, all the things you've seen, don't you find it weird? Also isn't it horrible if the person hasnt "cleaned".
[QUOTE=Zeke129;29350826]Is it just me or are the spam bots getting [i]a lot[/i] smarter[/QUOTE]
I think it's some some 12 year old doing some referral bullshit to get a free iPad 2.
Q. How long do you plan to keep working as a Janitor?
Q. Have you ever found anything related to weapons (firearms, knifes, bullets, shell casings, explosives etc.) in your entire career as a janitor? If you have, where?
Q. Have you ever found drugs in the bathrooms and taken them for yourself?
Have you ever opened the stall door and someone is shitting?
What made you become a janitor in the first place?
are you like Michael Caine in Flawless?
Can you post a picture of yourself wielding your mop and posing like He-Man?
Photoshopped green tiger is optional.
Oh fuck yeah, I remember the first topic. You're definitely one of the best posters FP has ever seen
are you telling the truth?
You're an amazing fachpuncher.
Q: How much do you get paid?
Edit: why is this dumb
edit: oh wait it's bird
How can I prove to you that I am worthy of reading this thread?
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29335775]Q: You said you've encountered some really nasty people, so who were they? What did they do? How did you react? Did you get them back for being wankers or something?
A: Well, there was that mother I brought up a post or two ago. I really get any shit from my school anymore. They know that I have the ability to make an ass out of them. One of the scenarios I brought up in my previous post is true, I have slept with a students mother to get back at him. Shit was victorious. Thats what you get when you spit on someone from the top floor.
Here is the full story.
I was walking down the halls about to go to lunch until suddenly I felt a fucking slime ball roll down my face. I looked up very fast and saw who it was. I ran up the stairs and managed to get a hold of him. I sent him to the office. For some reason he got away with just a Saturday school for 5 hours. I was unsatisfied by his punishment so I went to his house and had a little chat with his mother. I told her that I was very upset with her son. She apologized and we began to chat casually. She was recently divorced so I knew this would be easy. I asked her if she would like to have dinner with me that night to discuss the situation at school and possible problems with her son. We went out to dinner and things hit off very well. Made out with her in my car and I drove her home. She invited me inside to stay and this is when I knew I had won. I walked inside and there was my little rascal, playing COD on Xbox 360. She went upstairs and I told her I would be right up. The kid finally realized I was in the house. "What are you doing here!?"
"I'm here to fuck your mom, dude."[/QUOTE]
Holy...
Are you an reincarnation of Jesus or something?
Jesus fucked peoples' mothers?
Hey guys, I'm pretty sure he said he can't take a picture of himself in the first thread due to the content of the stuff and stuff. Not sure though.
[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;29355503]Hey guys, I'm pretty sure he said he can't take a picture of himself in the first thread due to the content of the stuff and stuff. Not sure though.[/QUOTE]
I think that I remember him taking one though.
Q: Have you had your office war with Intel yet?
Q: Have you ever eaten a grape flavored eraser and
Q: Do you bash rats with a stick
My limited knowledge of the janitorial arts is of course based off of this clip here and several others
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JBksFaNbo0[/media]
Q : is there a story behind this?
A: I was visiting a school in Texas and while I was there a girl asked me if i could help her with the computer. She wanted me to show her how to set the margins in Microsoft Word 2007. I knew something was fishy. I later found a note in my pocket with a phone number. I called it and knew that it was her. I was in Texas for the whole week so I decided why not have a native show me around. She showed me all around Corpus Christy. I took her out to dinner at the Republic of Texas Bar & Grill. For those who havn't heard of it, Its a resteraunt in this huge building. Spectacular view of the bay area. After spending all that I had in my wallet we go back to my hotel. I asked her if there was a particular time she had to be home to which she replyed "My parents think i'm sleeping over my friends house". After watching From Russia with Love on the big screen, she moved in for the kiss and things kind of went on from there. Drove her to school and I missed my flight. Had to spend one more night except in a dingy bed and breakfest.
Q:Did you feel remorse after fucking that one student's mother?
A: That was some great pussy.
Q: You seem to get laid a lot by a lot of different women very easily. Can you share your incredible pimpin' janitor secrets?
A: I dont really have any stratagies on getting women. The best advice I could give is when you see a moment, grab it and never let it go. Go with it and be yourself. NEVER show signs of sexual attraction to the women. You can admire her, but save the sexual tension for a later moment. Also working out helps.
Q: Did you have to sign an NDA with AMD before starting work?
A: Yes.
Q: Did you ever do something in high school that would totally piss you off as a janitor now? Like, shit in the urinal or something?
A: I found shanagins to that extent was pointless. I played pranks on teachers. My senior year a group of friends that I (me being the only one who had a credit card) should order a jelly purple dildo for our English teacher. We had it deliverd to the school and made sure it came with a letter "I hope you like jelly" We knew her favorite donut was a jelly donut. She thought it might have been from her boyfriend so she had everyone gather around her (being an attention whore and all). Everyone saw the 12" of jelly fun and bursted out in hysteria. She never found out.
Q: Ever walked into a room or the bathroom whilst the occupants were having sex?
A: Yes, two women.
Q: Just how many mothers have you fucked, you dirty mother fucker you?
A: About 3.
Q: I'm not sure if this has been asked or not, but can you post a picture of yourself?
A: For safty reason, I cannot post any pictures of myself. I will however take pictures of where I work and my janitorial badge. I will have this up by tonight hopefully. Security is tight at AMD. The form I signed also prehibits any photographs or videos to be taken in the facility.
Q. You're dedicated to this thread, aren't you?
A: I like you guys.
Q: From what I've read(also the previous Q&A) you seem be respected a lot and make minor mistakes. But not everybody is like that. If you were to fix a problem that is about a relations with people, what would you do?
A: I am not perfect. I have some times in my past. Drugs, Sex, Scams. I was a con for a bit with my roommate at WPI. It was pretty much a fake paypal type thing. I just went along with it and managed to make a lot of money by selling credit card numbers to buisnesses. Shady line of work and its not long when the paranoia of being caught by the feds sets in.
Q: With your line of work, all the things you've seen, don't you find it weird? Also isn't it horrible if the person hasnt "cleaned".
A: A lot of women that I have been with has had a clean one. If they didnt I would ask them if they would like to shower first before we did anything. Plus, I dont have anal with them all the time, I just love to stair and feel their asses just as much.
Q. How long do you plan to keep working as a Janitor?
A: As long as I can.
Q: Have you ever found anything related to weapons (firearms, knifes, bullets, shell casings, explosives etc.) in your entire career as a janitor? If you have, where?
A: Surprisingly not many. Couple years back I found a necklace with a 12 gauge casing on it. Recently I found a syringe in the bathroom.
Q: Have you ever found drugs in the bathrooms and taken them for yourself?
A: In college, yes. During my work as a janitor, no.
Q: What made you become a janitor in the first place?
A: I needed some extra cash and I was friends with the head custodian. Shortly after graduating WPI, I got the tech job at the same school.
Q: Have you had your office war with Intel yet?
A: Not yet, no. Although I have dug up some dirt. Apparently the AMD section was talking about how Intel was actually paying buisnesses to use their chips instead of AMD chips. AMD found out and Intel got sued, hardcore.
Q: Have you ever eaten a grape flavored erase
A: No.
Q: Do you bash rats with a stick?
A: I try to avoid hurting animals. If they attacked, I would defend myself but there is no use in hurting a frightened animal.
[b]Q:[/b] If you would have a little brother, would you recommend him a janitor job?
Also you remind me more of a Zohan guy. :v:
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Q: Just how many mothers have you fucked, you dirty mother fucker you?
A: About 3.
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Spill the beans what you do to the other two mothers and why?
Q: have you ever hit anyone with a mop/brush ect or sprayed someone in the face with some cleaning shit?
If somebody from a competing company offered you a bunch of money (100,000+) to steal company secrets, would you do it?
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