Fuck yeah! Tomorrow me and a few friends are going to take a "college day" where I get the dean I know of the closest community college to sign a piece of paper saying we were there all day then go get STONED.
[editline]09:36PM[/editline]
Gonna buy me some straight fire. :3:
Alright, so I got 3 shooters of Bacardi in front of me. Going to chug them down to get a light buzz :)
Yea if you chug them, theyre 5%, so you should get a nice buzz. Reckless guzzling is the only way a man can drink cheerleader beer and still retain his pride.
I wish I had a buzz right now...
:350:
is this where i post when i'm rly baked?
I don't know man, I don't know...
lol stoners
[QUOTE=Adrego;18712164]Also, [url]http://www.marijuanareviews.com/nuggetry-sd-top-dispensary-1824.html[/url]
I want to live there :frown:[/QUOTE]
I live in orange county, lol.
Recently one of my smoking buddies told me she had come upon a heroic amount of dank. When I got to her place I could hardly believe my eyes... the pile was the size of a hockey puck.
I was incredibly fucked up. My sense of time slowed significantly. At the end I felt like I had been gone for weeks. I checked my watch and only several hours had passed.
I felt like my sensitivity to sound was heightened. The music coming from the stereo felt as if it was blaring music with the intensity of a performance by The Who. It hurt my ears so I turned it down. When she and her sister talked to each other I thought they were screeching and wailing, but they were having a perfectly normal conversation with normal tonality and volume. This ended quickly, though and my normal sensitivity soon returned.
I had the worst munchies of my life. I think I ate like 3 revellos (bars of ice cream glazed with chocolate) then I proceeded to eat a whole fucking package of crackers!!!!
I felt like I had noclipped outside the boundaries of the world. Slowly, the couch tilted backwards, carrying me out of this dimension. Once I got the sensation I was throroughly "outside" I began to feel like I were on a swingset, with my legs going one way and my upper body going another.
Ugh, her sister barged in on us and wanted to watch New Moon on the big TV in the livingroom. I was so stoned I didn't even notice it was Twilight. I was like "holy fuck a movie yay :buddy:"
It ended up so hilarious in a dumb way. I could barely stop laughing. I must have looked like a maniac when they mention Facepunch because from what I can remember, I was laughing in an intense, loud, shrill, fucked-up manner.
My eyes looked so fucking hilarious to me. I didn't get drunken eyelids or redness, but I felt like the black part in the center of my eyes was too big. I looked like I had downs!!! :downs:
After 3 hours I had come down a bit, but not much. Mum calls and tells me she's picking me up cause we need to pick up groceries.
The markets are a whole lot more engaging when stoned. I just shuffled about, amazed at all the products and yummy foods on the shelves.
When we got home, mum cooked dinner. Caesar Salad and Chicken Burgers. I think I ate like, half a giant bowl of the salad all to myself. It was sooo yummy....
And now, at 11, I still feel like I'm in a strange haze.
:smile: Best session yet!
[editline]05:17AM[/editline]
Recently one of my smoking buddies told me she had come upon a heroic amount of dank. When I got to her place I could hardly believe my eyes... the pile was the size of a hockey puck.
I was incredibly fucked up. My sense of time slowed significantly. At the end I felt like I had been gone for weeks. I checked my watch and only several hours had passed.
I felt like my sensitivity to sound was heightened. The music coming from the stereo felt as if it was blaring music with the intensity of a performance by The Who. It hurt my ears so I turned it down. When she and her sister talked to each other I thought they were screeching and wailing, but they were having a perfectly normal conversation with normal tonality and volume. This ended quickly, though and my normal sensitivity soon returned.
I had the worst munchies of my life. I think I ate like 3 revellos (bars of ice cream glazed with chocolate) then I proceeded to eat a whole fucking package of crackers!!!!
I felt like I had noclipped outside the boundaries of the world. Slowly, the couch tilted backwards, carrying me out of this dimension. Once I got the sensation I was throroughly "outside" I began to feel like I were on a swingset, with my legs going one way and my upper body going another.
Ugh, her sister barged in on us and wanted to watch New Moon on the big TV in the livingroom. I was so stoned I didn't even notice it was Twilight. I was like "holy fuck a movie yay :buddy:"
It ended up so hilarious in a dumb way. I could barely stop laughing. I must have looked like a maniac when they mention Facepunch because from what I can remember, I was laughing in an intense, loud, shrill, fucked-up manner.
My eyes looked so fucking hilarious to me. I didn't get drunken eyelids or redness, but I felt like the black part in the center of my eyes was too big. I looked like I had downs!!! :downs:
After 3 hours I had come down a bit, but not much. Mum calls and tells me she's picking me up cause we need to pick up groceries.
The markets are a whole lot more engaging when stoned. I just shuffled about, amazed at all the products and yummy foods on the shelves.
When we got home, mum cooked dinner. Caesar Salad and Chicken Burgers. I think I ate like, half a giant bowl of the salad all to myself. It was sooo yummy....
And now, at 11, I still feel like I'm in a strange haze.
:smile: Best session yet!
^ double post
[editline]09:19PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;18712347]gonna toke up at the coffeeshop :hehe:[/QUOTE]
lucky dutchman
Fuck it:
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In my many years of smoking, this was one of the best I've smoked.
Thats a nice nug joe.
In another note I had the drink, "Drank" its a grape "energy" drink but its not an energy drink though it tastes like one, it has stuff thats supposed to relax you like valerian root extract, rose hips, and melatonin. It tasted good and I think it did relax me a bit.
Why do people put down cheerleader beer?
The shit taste good and gets you drunk, that's all I care about.
Just torched 3 bowls of amnesia haze mixed with kief and honing polm hash, feels just about rite :mmmsmug:
bump for yesterday
we drove around in a guys car over the bumpiest road with loads of corners going like 50 - 90 mph it was so hard tryna roll a spliff.
Haha is it a road that I'd know? That sounds very fun :smile:
[editline]05:08PM[/editline]
Also, just had a bowl of some cheese stuff, got a bit left and I'm going picking up some blueberry now, mm bluecheese bowl :biggrin:
Huddersfield road, it goes from Oldham to Huddersfield.
Neighborhoods are now 'hoods, 'cause nobody is neighbors.
Just animals surviving with that animal behavior.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18724783]Yea if you chug them, theyre 5%, so you should get a nice buzz. Reckless guzzling is the only way a man can drink cheerleader beer and still retain his pride.[/QUOTE]
Bacardi is rum, so it's in fact 40%
3 shooters of Bacardi = 3 beers, in terms of alcohol.
[QUOTE=TheMiracle;18732866]Bacardi is rum, so it's in fact 40%
3 shooters of Bacardi = 3 beers, in terms of alcohol.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I was wondering what Jonas was talking about...
I'm starting to flowering it today...'
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I think it´s going to bud pretty good...
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Just gots mah blueberry :biggrin:
[editline]11:50PM[/editline]
2 bowls later and just about to smoke a 3 skinner, mmm
Haha your cat's just looking at you like "Dude.. why are you doing this?"
I just remembered a dream I had today, where I picked up a bag of weed with purple and red hairs, i wish i didn't remember..
-snip-
broke mah automerge!
[editline]12:11AM[/editline]
I'm fucking smarked
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18732945]Yeah, I was wondering what Jonas was talking about...[/QUOTE]
That kind of drink is 5% alcohol by volume, meaning its slightly higher than beer.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18736900]That kind of drink is 5% alcohol by volume, meaning its slightly higher than beer.[/QUOTE]
I guess I don't know what a shotter is.
I was thinking of those small bottles of liquor that have like a shot or a shot and a half in them.
:350:
Picked up an eighth of Mendicino purp today. Gonna get ripped the fuck out tonight, then plan ahead for a long day of boarding tomorrow.
FUN SHIT MANG!
yeah
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