So you get 3 more gram in a bag! I should file a complaint.
lol bump
[url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26352004-36398,00.html[/url]
so who's from the UK? That sounds fantastic.
[QUOTE=slowchild;18409338][url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26352004-36398,00.html[/url]
so who's from the UK? That sounds fantastic.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=834061[/url]
whoa is that some content?
DD turned itself around
[url=http://hailmaryjane.com/15-rules-for-new-weed-buyers-to-follow/]15 Rules for New Weed Buyers[/url]
StumbledUpon this. Good shit.
smokin a joint in my room, with madness on in the back ground.
[QUOTE=Madcap;18410608]smokin a joint in my room, with madness on in the back ground.[/QUOTE]
Winner.
Hey you, don't watch that,
Watch this!
This is the heavy heavy monster sound!
The nuttiest sound around.
So if you've come in off the street,
And you're beginning to feel the heat,
Well listen buster
You better start to move your feet
To the rockinest, rock-steady beat
Of Madness!
One step beyond!
Ugh, I hate when people are on my ass. someone calls me for some bud and I told him i'd be there in like 30 minutes, calls me 30 mins later, told him I just got in my car coming to his house, calls me 5 minutes later and i'm like chill i'm on my way. then he calls me as I'm walking to his fucking door.
:350:
[quote=kyle v2;18411542]:350:[/quote]
:weed:
why is that the emote for weed?
Hey guys
:350: Last night and more tonight. Unfortunately this is my last week of smoking for a long while. I think I'm getting a job that requires piss tests. I'd rather have a really great paying job though..
[QUOTE=Benji;18412383]:350: Last night and more tonight. Unfortunately this is my last week of smoking for a long while. I think I'm getting a job that requires piss tests. I'd rather have a really great paying job though..[/QUOTE]
Step 1: stop smoking
Step 2: get high paying job
Step 3: Buy the whizinator [url]http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/whizzinator.htm[/url] with your money.
Step 4: Smoke weed.
So, I smoked weed again with the girl I cuddled with last time :3
When I arrive there we go to her dealer's place and buy some weed. I buy 3 joints (asked teh dealer and she only seels pre-rolled joints. blah. Funnily enough teh dealer is very old. I wonder if she's a granny...) and she buys 4. This time they aren't fucking tooth picks and they're quite big, actually.
We head to the shed again and smoke, in near darkness. She didn't have any candles this time. Halfway through my second joint we hear something outside and ohhh sheeit its her dad pulling into the driveway
We try to be as silent as possible and he just heads into the house. we resume smoking, chatting, etc. Once we're all done we head into her house and we watch Inglorious Basterds.
Good movie. Halfway through we decide to combine our funds and head to a restaurant just doen the street. We order a plate of fries and we share them. We both agreed that we shouldn't talk because we were quite fucked up and were saying near gibberish. So we just finished our fries, occasionally glancing at eachother, and we left.
We walk back to he rhouse to finish watching Inglorious Basterds. We started to play with eachother's hair :3. I have curly hair and she has long, brown hair. We sorta just sit for half an hour, admiring eachother and playing with hair, before my mom calls. I'm like "ohshit what if i fuck up and she knows i'm stoned" and I answer and sshe tells me her friend's going to come and pick up me. I just say okay. Conversation over.
So we head out, she says her goodbyes and we sorta stare into eachother's eyes for a bit. My ride arrives and she heads into her house and I head into the large truck. The ride home is rather uneventful.
So now I'm here, waiting for my mom to stop fucking around in the kicthen so I may cook some noodles. I'm still quite high.
:333 I should ask her out next time we smoke.
Cheers mate...
:drugnerd:
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18412970]*[/QUOTE]
^ :slick:
Better go to work now so I'm back for the L4D2 release.
Friend wants to get high for the first time this weekend, so he`s staying over and we`re gonna buy chips and a dime bag each and then get baked.
:350:
:2bong:
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18412970]So, I smoked weed again with the girl I cuddled with last time :3
When I arrive there we go to her dealer's place and buy some weed. I buy 3 joints (asked teh dealer and she only seels pre-rolled joints. blah. Funnily enough teh dealer is very old. I wonder if she's a granny...) and she buys 4. This time they aren't fucking tooth picks and they're quite big, actually.
We head to the shed again and smoke, in near darkness. She didn't have any candles this time. Halfway through my second joint we hear something outside and ohhh sheeit its her dad pulling into the driveway
We try to be as silent as possible and he just heads into the house. we resume smoking, chatting, etc. Once we're all done we head into her house and we watch Inglorious Basterds.
Good movie. Halfway through we decide to combine our funds and head to a restaurant just doen the street. We order a plate of fries and we share them. We both agreed that we shouldn't talk because we were quite fucked up and were saying near gibberish. So we just finished our fries, occasionally glancing at eachother, and we left.
We walk back to he rhouse to finish watching Inglorious Basterds. We started to play with eachother's hair :3. I have curly hair and she has long, brown hair. We sorta just sit for half an hour, admiring eachother and playing with hair, before my mom calls. I'm like "ohshit what if i fuck up and she knows i'm stoned" and I answer and sshe tells me her friend's going to come and pick up me. I just say okay. Conversation over.
So we head out, she says her goodbyes and we sorta stare into eachother's eyes for a bit. My ride arrives and she heads into her house and I head into the large truck. The ride home is rather uneventful.
So now I'm here, waiting for my mom to stop fucking around in the kicthen so I may cook some noodles. I'm still quite high.
:333 I should ask her out next time we smoke.[/QUOTE]
I would have made a move about 100 years ago if I was you...
Do something before she thinks you're just messing with her.
ORGLAR: don't ask her out, be chill with it and take your time no need to rush
Bump
I don't mean don't make a move, hit that shit!
You gotta fuck a girl to date her
Not date a girl to fuck her
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18413786]You gotta fuck a girl to date her
Not date a girl to fuck her[/QUOTE]
This man speaks the truth.
Bump btw, I find out this hot chick likes me....yumm yumm =]
Hardcore deja vu :raise:
Mmm, Hickory Sticks...
Guys, I think I'm a woman.
That's what she told us.
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