Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: More Things Better Left Unsaid - General

I prefer the confessions that are short and perverted.

Just a side note but the "getting something off your chest" has gained a whole new meaning since the last couple of pages

I remember the confessions used to be really short because whoever was running them before said some mediocre one liners that pretty much scared off anyone who had legitimate issues

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47136831]I remember the confessions used to be really short because whoever was running them before said some mediocre one liners that pretty much scared off anyone who had legitimate issues[/QUOTE] Yeah, Hezzy was kind of an asshole back then [quote=Hezzy] [quote=Anonymous Confession] I feel extremely depressed because I feel as if I was born into the wrong genders body and have nothing that I can do about it. [/quote] Use a knife :ese:[/quote]

Oh man, back in the old days when everyone thought Hezzy was actually a good mod.

[QUOTE=D3TBS;47136800]Just a side note but the "getting something off your chest" has gained a whole new meaning since the last couple of pages[/QUOTE] "Getting something out of my chest bowl" would be better, considering what thread we're in.

If I had a chest bowl, I'd just make an arc-reactor prop and keep it in there. I can't be the first to think of that?

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;47138071]Oh man, back in the old days when everyone thought Hezzy was actually a good mod.[/QUOTE] least he's not perfumly

I am recovering from a nuss procedure (to convert my chest bowl into a nice table top) and this is the first thread I looked in. Just my luck I guess.

did you ever eat cereal from your chest bowl

[QUOTE=Him1411;47150508]did you ever eat cereal from your chest bowl[/QUOTE] I used to put skittles and m&m's there. As great as that is, it wasn't worth my lack of lung volume and heart problems that it caused

I see we still haven't gotten past the chest-bowl confessions.

Have yet to see chest bowls in the DAAS.

[QUOTE=ToumaniSquirrel;47155932]Have yet to see chest bowls in the DAAS.[/QUOTE] Chest bowls are so common I'm surprised it's not a more prominent fetish.

[QUOTE=AeroSinthetic;47156224]Chest bowls are so common I'm surprised it's not a more prominent fetish.[/QUOTE] It's just a dip rather than a hole though, you couldn't fuck it.

[QUOTE=Rents;47157238]It's just a dip rather than a hole though, you couldn't fuck it.[/QUOTE] Doesn't mean someone isn't going to try.

thats like the male version of titty fucking [editline]17th February 2015[/editline] unless you have manboobs, then thats just gross

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47134768] This is definitely a difficult situation, Doe. I'm in a long term relationship myself, and my girlfriend also struggles with depression and anxiety. I love her very much, but it took me a long time to realize that she needed more than my support to overcome it. It's difficult to accept that as much as you might want to, you can't just take that pain away for her. It's something she has to confront, and even though you can have her back and hold her hand, it's ultimately her battle to win. [/QUOTE] I would literally give anything to have learned this lesson the easy way.

[QUOTE=D3TBS;47157680]unless you have manboobs, then thats just gross[/QUOTE] imagine the flabby slapping sound [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-saddowns.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47136831]I remember the confessions used to be really short because whoever was running them before said some mediocre one liners that pretty much scared off anyone who had legitimate issues[/QUOTE] the whole point of confessions was entertainment not a fucking agony aunt also i tended to post shorter confessions because the long ranting ones were shitty to read and really uninteresting. probably got in the region of 1500 each thread, if not more [QUOTE=spazthemax;47138026]Yeah, Hezzy was kind of an asshole back then[/QUOTE] it wasn't an agony aunt column, only an idiot would go to a completely unserious thread written by a [B]teenager[/B] and ask for help. IIRC i usually didn't post stuff unless there was some dumb one liner that would resonate with the feelings of the community at the time FP was full of children and transphobia was funny. upon reflection it was a really shitty thing to say but who didn't do / write dumb shit when they were younger

best confession i ever read was the one where some guy ate out a girl at a party and ate cum from the guy who fucked her before

oh this was a great one too [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5168294/ShareX/2015/02/2015-02-18_00-28-26.png[/img]

[QUOTE=elitehakor;47162668]oh this was a great one too [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5168294/ShareX/2015/02/2015-02-18_00-28-26.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Does not help that I read his title there as [B]"Seasons Gapings"[/B]. wait, is it? I'm having trouble reading it. [sp] im dumb[/sp]

That's actually what it says tho

I occasionally become terrified that all my moral values may be totally incorrect and that certain beliefs I usually consider wrong and evil might be best. This usually leads to me reading a lot of nihilism stuff for a while, before I eventually repress it (which, of course, makes me worried that the repressing thing is just me trying to get rid of uncomfortable truths instead of actually weighing them and deciding that my usual morality is best).

supposed to be anonymous etc.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47165795]That's actually what it says tho[/QUOTE] oh god.

No confessions are being posted. What is happening? :c

[QUOTE=Cosa8888;47168265]No confessions are being posted. What is happening? :c[/QUOTE] Mr.Big Dumb American probably has a big dumb american life outside of FP that is getting in the way :c

The confessions got to him, he may have become broken trying to understand all the troubling submissions he received. Peering into a volatile mind is a dangerous game to play.