Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: More Things Better Left Unsaid - General

-oh god I didn't realize-

[QUOTE=Cosa8888;47168265]No confessions are being posted. What is happening? :c[/QUOTE] Dealing with some personal stuff. My best friend's mom lost consciousness, and went to the hospital. Late stage tumor. An emergency surgery gave her some extra time, but the prognosis isn't good. Been spending a lot of time with him.

Shit, good luck with that. :x

don't even worry about it, your friend's mom's well being is more important than a bunch of made up stories by FP members.

Shit man

Take all the time you need man, FP will be here when you get back. Best wishes to your bestfriend and his mom as well.

[QUOTE=Robotico;47059380]Please do everyone a favor and seek help, alternatively you can also commit sudoku. Whichever you prefer The future doesn't look very bright for you ... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UVGk7uW.png[/IMG] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Don't tell people to commit suicide" - AshMan))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I am just reading through the thread, and "sudoku" is actually a number game... "Seppuku" means suicide via stomach cutting. FYI, I am not suggesting anything. and BDA, wish your friend's mom the best!

[QUOTE=Maya2008;47172486]I am just reading through the thread, and "sudoku" is actually a number game... "Seppuku" means suicide via stomach cutting. FYI, I am not suggesting anything.[/QUOTE] psst that's the joke a really lame joke

[QUOTE=Limed00d;47172496]psst that's the joke a really lame joke[/QUOTE] oh, ok... didn't know since I actually do speak Japanese as well... Thanx for clarifying. Just did a search myself too... apparently it's a meme from 2006 D:

you don't have to learn kawaii to understand that joke

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47172635]you don't have to learn kawaii to understand that joke[/QUOTE] Well, whatever... I have nothing to say about a stupid (mis) interpretation on a stupid joke. :x

Just gonna bump this thread so we can eventually see more weird confessions. Don't really have much to contribute on the current subject of discussion other than y'all are a buncha mango-readin' weebs.

Is this thread officially over? Did the confessions stop coming? I know I'm bumping quite a bit, but there's been no word so if BDA could come in and say "Yeah no one's confessing stuff anymore" then I'd appreciate it since I'd stop checking

[QUOTE=spazthemax;47335330]Is this thread officially over? Did the confessions stop coming? I know I'm bumping quite a bit, but there's been no word so if BDA could come in and say "Yeah no one's confessing stuff anymore" then I'd appreciate it since I'd stop checking[/QUOTE] By my understanding, things in BDA's personal life made him abandon this thread for the time being. Ignore it, until he states otherwise.

I've got plenty of content and will resume posting shortly. Sorry for the hiatus! It's about to get weird in here.

...you mean it wasn't already?

It's about to go critical!...annnny second now...

In the early morning, the gates quietly opened. [quote="Doe-ciopath"]I sorta felt sympathy toward Elliot Rodger, I hate to say it because he was a psycho and his actions can't be forgiven. What he did was unspeakable and moronic, but part of me can relate to his social strife. I was the loner type through highschool and not by choice, and some of the edgy self-entitled things I would say in my head would sound a lot like his own words.[/quote] First we have a character of questionable mental health who sympathizes with a young lad who went on a killing spree that resulted in 6 deaths and 14 injuries. The boy specifically targeted a sorority house, killing three girls inside, and then went hog-wild, shooting random pedestrians, and running others down with his car. If at any point, you find yourself nodding along with this, like it was a good idea executed badly, or thinking that perhaps [I]you[/I] could do it a little better and might like to try, or simply think, "good for you, Rodgers!" then hear-hear: [I]Get Help.[/I] [quote="Another Gay Furry Doe"]I'm a bisexual furry and if any of my friends found out I would be destroyed[/quote] According to a Furry "Census," 77.8% of furries are between the ages of 18-25, 66.97% are from the United States, 84% are male, and 72.1% are gay or bisexual. I just thought that was interesting. You should probably be honest with yourself and the people close to you about your bisexuality, at least. As for the furry stuff? I dunno. I don't really "get" furry stuff. At best, it's just some rather dopey, but otherwise innocent, animal costumes/art, and at worst it's offensively awkward. But, uh, like what you like! If that's your thing, then have a good time with it. [quote="Barf-a-Rama Doe"]I have a serious and real confession to make (both gross and very shameful): Ok so when I was 18 I was in a relationship with a girl. One time her parents were OK with the idea of me staying over for a week at their home so they invited me. They were very kind and were understanding of our relationship. (Obviously my girlfriend and I slept in different rooms. She and I didn't have any objections to it and we respected their choice.) Overall it was a fun week without any real issues until the very last night. Before heading off to sleep I felt extremely unwell. I had major trouble sleeping due to the nausea. I woke up somewhere between 2 to 3am and knew I had to go to the toilet to vomit. After quickly getting up and suddenly exposing my eyes to the bright bathroom lights, I kneeled over the toilet and closed my eyes preparing to vomit. I pretty much nearly vomited out everything I ate from the previous day. After I finished I opened my eyes and was horrified by what I had done. Half of my vomit went into the toilet and the other on the floor. I fucked up but that just wasn't the only thing. Most of the vomit that would have gone into the toilet was instead reflected off the inside bowl, spraying vomit everywhere (walls, door ..etc). Vomiting on the floor actually caused less of a mess. My girlfriend then came in wondering what was going on. Her parents also woke up and wandered in to see what was happening. I legitimately wanted to collapse and die on the spot. This was by far one of the most embarrassing things I have ever had to endure and experience in my life. Needless to say I don’t think her parents were open to the idea of me staying over again. I have no idea what my girlfriend at the time thought of it all but we never spoke about the incident again. We just acted like as if it never happened. Oh her parents also told my parents so there’s that as well.[/quote] I shit myself literally half an hour ago, so I'm feeling pretty nonjudgmental when it comes to the expulsion of bodily material while sick. I woke up, felt a bit not great, wrapped myself in a blanket, and felt a fart coming on. You know the rest. I haven't shit myself since elementary school, so that was a surprising way to start the day. At least my girlfriend didn't walk in on me while I was scrubbing my blanket in the bathtub though! There's no moral here. Shit happens.

Not sure if 2 days between post counts as a bump, but im glad this is on again. You people are pretty w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶ Interesting

umm BDA confessions are supposed to be ANONYMOUS

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;47358062]umm BDA confessions are supposed to be ANONYMOUS[/QUOTE] Little did we know, this entire thread was just BDA replying to himself.

[QUOTE=ToastedBread;47364865]Little did we know, this entire thread was just BDA replying to himself.[/QUOTE] Oh man, the scary part is that someone could actually pull that off. It would just take a LOT of time and dedication. The whole thing's anonymous, so anyone who actually submitted a confession would just be left wondering why theirs was never posted. BDA conspiracy 2015

[QUOTE=C0linSSX;47377882]Oh man, the scary part is that someone could actually pull that off. It would just take a LOT of time and dedication. The whole thing's anonymous, so anyone who actually submitted a confession would just be left wondering why theirs was never posted. BDA conspiracy 2015[/QUOTE] It makes sense. Ern was about to blow the lid on the whole thing, shame be damned, but was then banned into silence.

[QUOTE=Krinkels;47378791]It makes sense. Ern was about to blow the lid on the whole thing, shame be damned, but was then banned into silence.[/QUOTE] Ern is actually BDA's alt. He's just playing us for the long con.

[quote="John 'the Scat Man' Doe"]I recently found out I have a scat fetish, it's pretty specific in exactly what about it turns me on, which I won't go into, and it isn't as bad as it could be. But I still feel weird about it, since it was one fetish I was always so vocal against, I accidentally happened upon a video named deceptively, and instead of going what the fuck, I just went harder, and came in like 10 seconds. So now I feel weird cause everyone who knew me well knows I would go on about how bad scat is, yet now I am quite into it. Except diaper stuff, I still vomit at the thought of that stuff. And knowing people into it in the past only made it worse. They are all into basically being infants, sexually, what the fuck is wrong with some people? You know you are fucked up in the head if someone into the idea of a girl shitting on his chest can rightfully criticize your fetish. [/quote] I'm a bit disturbed that this confession came in on the same day I announced that I had shat myself. Otherwise, I don't really know what to make of this? I guess it's like a closeted homosexual loudly denouncing the evils of gays to try and bury and deny his 'shame' of being one himself? I don't have any particularly weird fetishes, so, uh, this is pretty dang gross to me! I'd put it in the same tier as diaper fetishists and people into sexualized furries. Sidetrack for a minute: what's the deal with foot fetishes? Like, it's a way less offensive kink than some of the other weird stuff that people are into, but it just doesn't make sense to me. My girlfriend's got nice lil' feet, I guess? As far as feet go, at least. They're clean and shapely and tiny, which is basically what foot fetishists are all about, but I have never once in our relationship popped a boner at her tootsies. I legit don't get it. It's the most common fetish in the world. What am I missing? [quote="Wet Doe da Gangsta"]From a time beginning when I was about 6, until sometime around age 12, I wet the bed somewhat frequently. My parents were quite nice about it, they wouldn't try to shame or embarrass me, and assured that it wasn't abnormal or something I should be ashamed of. While I appreciate their care for a sensitive matter, as it wasn't needed. I'll never let my parents know this, but every time I wet the bed when I was young, it wasn't something I did in my sleep. Instead what happened was that I would wake up in the middle of the night and be too lazy or scared of the dark to go to the bathroom, so instead I would just pee in my bed.[/quote] I don't have any embarrassing anecdote to relate to this. I have never intentionally soiled myself, thankfully! At least you're not still at it... right? [quote="Blameless Doe"]i love the relationship (if you can call it that) that we have, but i hate everything about what you do. i hate that you can't give me the same attention that you give that other guy, even if he came first. maybe you haven't warmed up to me, maybe we shouldn't have commenced our 'friendship' with sex, maybe it will get better, maybe, maybe, maybe. infinite maybes. (speak of the devil, you messaged me right as i finished writing this)[/quote] I'm pretty deeply confused right now, to be honest. I have no idea what this is all about, but I guess I can't blame you for wanting me, what with my boyish charm and rakish good looks. [quote="A Good Day to Doe"]I actually put insane amounts of milk into my craft macaroni, eating it like a soup.[/quote] Somebody stop this guy! [quote="Homewrecking John"]my ex and i have made plans to spend the night at her place and have sex in a few days even though shes in a committed relationship. i get that its a pretty shitty thing to do, but for some reason, i absolutely 100% dont care. [/quote] I've never made [I]plans[/I] to be a homewrecker before, but I ended in a similar situation a few years ago. My friend thought it'd be fun to invite a girl I dated in high school over to my place one night for drinks with us. She and I were still kinda friends, and our relationship was really never serious to begin with, so I was cool with it. My friend and I were both already well smashed when she showed up, and he ended up crashing after about half an hour. She and I stayed up drinking and catching up, and blah blah blah, we fucked around a bit. She had a short-term boyfriend, but being exceptionally drunk, I didn't especially care. Long story short, if she's willing to cheat on the dude, she obviously isn't that into the relationship. [I]She's[/I] the one doing the shitty thing by fucking around with other people instead of just being honest with her boyfriend and breaking it off, though, so I'm not going to Mister Moral you and demand that you Do The Right Thing on her behalf. It takes two to tango, but you're not the one who's in a committed relationship here. You get me?

Yay confessions are back!

[QUOTE=C0linSSX;47377882]Oh man, the scary part is that someone could actually pull that off. It would just take a LOT of time and dedication. The whole thing's anonymous, so anyone who actually submitted a confession would just be left wondering why theirs was never posted. BDA conspiracy 2015[/QUOTE] I submitted one weeks ago and it was never posted, so [i]hmmmm[/i]...

mine's in the thread even though bda misunderstood it, so at least mine got through. i am way too cool

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;47398238]I submitted one weeks ago and it was never posted, so [i]hmmmm[/i]...[/QUOTE] Some of 'em will probably never get posted. To anybody seeking to anonymously confess something: please refrain from sending the first fifty pages of your memoirs. Also, "I have a crush on a girl from class, what do I do?" doesn't make a great topic either, because we've already got the Social Advice Thread for stuff life that. Anonymous Confessionals are for shit you're too embarrassed to publicly say, because that's the kind of stuff that's the most entertaining to read. Otherwise, I'm not posting these in any particular order! I just randomly pick a couple that stand out each time. So yours might still come along.

Mine was kinda long but I hope it gets posted.