Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: More Things Better Left Unsaid

[FingerSpazem]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;47111133]If not being able to take your dick means "sex doesn't work" it sounds like they were either impatient or don't know how it works themselves. It's always going to be slightly painful at first, especially anal, they need to practice on smaller things (which can be a great part of foreplay) until they're ready.[/QUOTE]

Not even close to true. There's a fuckton of instances of this happening, listen in on LoveLine for one night and you'll get tons of calls about guys with dicks being too big for their partner no matter what they try and a medical professional will tell them "You're shit out of luck."