Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: More Things Better Left Unsaid - General

[QUOTE=EnlightenDead;47059954]In highschool the main question that got asked about my chest hole was "do you eat cereal out of it?".[/QUOTE] I guess you could fill it with blue cheese sauce and line up some wings on your abs. Like a human plate.

[QUOTE=Xonax;47059982]Well..did you?[/QUOTE] Once or twice. Someone once drank alcohol out of it on a dare too.

[QUOTE=Quark:;47059742]i don't think suggesting suicide as an option for anyone for any reason is any better than what he does, in his head without harming anyone. if anyone should get help it's you.[/QUOTE] Telling potential future rapists to commit suicide is a bad thing?, to be fair he did tell him to seek help first. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Asshole" - AshMan))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Shinken;47060579]Telling potential future rapists to commit suicide is a bad thing?, to be fair he did tell him to seek help first.[/QUOTE] Telling anybody, no matter who it is, to commit suicide is a trademark dick move. That's not in anybody's ambit.

Okay back on track

[QUOTE=Shinken;47060579]Telling potential future rapists to commit suicide is a bad thing?, to be fair he did tell him to seek help first. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Asshole" - AshMan))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Nearly everyone is a future [I]potential[/I] rapist Everyone should kill themselves just in case :v:

I leave you alone for for ten minutes, and this happens. More anonymous confessions coming soon, but enjoy this quick one to tide you over until I get home: [Quote="Jizz Doe"]You know how people sometimes have a cock sock to blow their load into? I actually wear a special pair of pants I keep close to myself to jerk off into and my mom doesn't suspect a thing since they're dark brown pants and there are no visible stains, as well as not looking like the odd one out when thrown into the laundry since it's not part of a pair like socks are. I recommend everyone start using the darkest pants they have to jerk off into safely and cleanly.[/quote] That is absolutely putrid. I'd bet money that your mom knows exactly what's up with those pants, and is just to embarrassed and grossed out to talk to you about it. Why wouldn't you just use a napkin or something? At least that you can flush away all neat and tidy. Or are you the sort who keeps a pee bottle in your room because the twenty feet to the bathroom takes too much energy?

Yeah your parents totally know they just aren't saying anything because it's not really something you should ever have to say

[QUOTE=JohnFisher89;47061069]Yeah your parents totally know they just aren't saying anything because it's not really something you should ever have to say[/QUOTE] wait really? shit brb

[QUOTE=MattJeanes;47061094]wait really? shit brb[/QUOTE] Well, He's no longer anonymous.

[QUOTE=Robotico;47059380]alternatively you can also commit sudoku.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]sudoku.[/QUOTE] Hey man, don't blame him for urging maniac to enjoy a mentally stimulating numerical puzzle.

[QUOTE=ShimTaco;47058492]I've never thought about doing that. I'll try it sometime and tell you the results. ugh gosh sticky milk though[/QUOTE] Sticky milk in your chest hole, you say? [img]http://i.imgur.com/K4efkyw.gif[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("reaction image" - Orkel))[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("alt of perma'd user Telepethi" - Orkel))[/highlight]

I have a chest hole and it's great for candy pieces. I can also balance things in it when I'm reclined, like a can of soda - things your weak, flat chests couldn't balance on an angle. It really frees up the hands when you have a built-in cup holder.

I have a chest hole where my heart should be.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;47061574]I have a chest hole where my heart should be.[/QUOTE] You should probably get that checked out...

Who knew so manu Facepunchers have chest holes.

I dont have a chest hole Oh god does that mean im not normal

[QUOTE=c:;47061532]I have a chest hole and it's great for candy pieces. I can also balance things in it when I'm reclined, like a can of soda - things your weak, flat chests couldn't balance on an angle. It really frees up the hands when you have a built-in cup holder.[/QUOTE] Oh wow, yeah, I actually use it as a cupholder all the time.

Probably referring to a pectus excavatum. I used to have a serious one before corrective surgery and it was so deep I could probably have done similar weird shit like eat a bowl of cereal out of it if I wanted.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47062387]Oh wow, yeah, I actually use it as a cupholder all the time.[/QUOTE] Can we be buddies

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47048377] I have a birth defect that caused my ribs to cave in like a bowl near my sternum. It's ugly as heck, and I've always been really self-conscious about it.[/QUOTE] Pectus Excavatum Buds :rock: I was conscious about it too, but most people were intrigued by it and never stopped asking if i ate soup from it the surgery hurt like fuck but it was worth it to get it fixed up [editline]1[/editline] [QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;47057132]Sorry. I HAVE to ask Do you ever lie down and eat cereal out of your chest bowl?[/QUOTE] i didnt see this until now, thanks for proving my point

I sincerely wish the surgery had been an option for me, because it cost me my career! I was a pilot, but I permanently had my medical rating revoked because the pectus dispositioned my heart and stunted my lungs. I couldn't get surgery to correct it because it's rare to have such side effects and so the defect is officially labeled aesthetic by insurance companies. They view it in the same light as getting a boob job or rhinoplasty. I could probably get it fixed now, but this was all four or five years ago. I'm old enough now to have lost a large degree of my biological plasticity. It's unlikely I'd see any improvement in lung function, so there isn't much point, you dig? [editline]2nd February 2015[/editline] Though it would be nice to get rid of the frequent and debilitating "attacks" of chest pain.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;47057132]Sorry. I HAVE to ask Do you ever lie down and eat cereal out of your chest bowl?[/QUOTE] So im a surgical tech, and the surgical procedure to fix this defect is called a nuss bar procedure. Where we place a bar across the chest, and flip it up to add structure to the thoracic column. Now im not sharing that because shits and gigs, for every surgery you do a prep, usually a chloraprep which is fancy alcohol and science chemicals that do spooky biological things that kills microbes. well we pretty much paint the surgical incision site with it, and it sometimes pools. Well ive seen it pool into the depression on peoples chest multiple times, that it looks like a bowl of soup. So in short. Yes, people can treat it as if it is a bowl, ive seen it done. Still one of my favorite procedures to do, because it actually reminded me of BDA, because i remember how he got a medical discharge from the army, and how much it can suck doing cardio when your pulmonary capacity is total shit.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47048377]I have a birth defect that caused my ribs to cave in like a bowl near my sternum.[/QUOTE] Me too! Doesn't hinder me in any way. I still wanna get it fixed. :/

[QUOTE=Banned?;47064505]Me too! Doesn't hinder me in any way. I still wanna get it fixed. :/[/QUOTE] The nuss bar isn't something that should be done for cosmetic reasons (thats just my personal opinion, im sure a money hungry CVT surgeon will do it for shits and giggles). If you're going to get it though, do it young.

[QUOTE=ScoutKing;47064525]The nuss bar isn't something that should be done for cosmetic reasons (thats just my personal reason, im sure a money hungry CVT surgeon will do it for shits and giggles). If you're going to get it though, do it young.[/QUOTE] I'm probably never going to get it at this point. I'm 27.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47063086]I sincerely wish the surgery had been an option for me, because it cost me my career! I was a pilot, but I permanently had my medical rating revoked because the pectus dispositioned my heart and stunted my lungs. I couldn't get surgery to correct it because it's rare to have such side effects and so the defect is officially labeled aesthetic by insurance companies. They view it in the same light as getting a boob job or rhinoplasty. I could probably get it fixed now, but this was all four or five years ago. I'm old enough now to have lost a large degree of my biological plasticity. It's unlikely I'd see any improvement in lung function, so there isn't much point, you dig? [editline]2nd February 2015[/editline] Though it would be nice to get rid of the frequent and debilitating "attacks" of chest pain.[/QUOTE] The insurance company tried to do the exact same thing to me. I was 14 at the time and my parents had to put up a long and hard fight and had to cite occasions where it was debilitating me. Which was pretty fucking annoying because as you stated I would have frequent chest pains as well.

[QUOTE=ScoutKing;47064465]So im a surgical tech, and the surgical procedure to fix this defect is called a nuss bar procedure. Where we place a bar across the chest, and flip it up to add structure to the thoracic column. Now im not sharing that because shits and gigs, for every surgery you do a prep, usually a chloraprep which is fancy alcohol and science chemicals that do spooky biological things that kills microbes. well we pretty much paint the surgical incision site with it, and it sometimes pools. Well ive seen it pool into the depression on peoples chest multiple times, that it looks like a bowl of soup. So in short. Yes, people can treat it as if it is a bowl, ive seen it done. Still one of my favorite procedures to do, because it actually reminded me of BDA, because i remember how he got a medical discharge from the army, and how much it can suck doing cardio when your pulmonary capacity is total shit.[/QUOTE] Never really asked anyone but how bad is the surgery? How long would someone have to be 'out of commission' after getting it done, and how bad is the pain after surgery?

If someone with an inward chest hugs someone with an outward chest do they stick like lego

[QUOTE=Zeke129;47065235]If someone with an inward chest hugs someone with an outward chest do they stick like lego[/QUOTE] Pretty much, and the only way you can separate them is with two of these: [t]http://www.bricksabillion.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/brick-separator.jpg[/t]