Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: More Things Better Left Unsaid - General

some attention seeking bullshit i guess

[QUOTE=GameDev;47062802]Pectus Excavatum Buds :rock: I was conscious about it too, but most people were intrigued by it and never stopped asking if i ate soup from it the surgery hurt like fuck but it was worth it to get it fixed up [editline]1[/editline] i didnt see this until now, thanks for proving my point[/QUOTE] Oh hey cool, I had pectus carinatum. This means we're arch-rivals, and must fight to the death! [editline]8th February 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;47065235]If someone with an inward chest hugs someone with an outward chest do they stick like lego[/QUOTE] Its actually horrendously uncomfortable, its like going on a blind date and finding out that chick you never wanted to see again thinks shes in love with you, but all that compressed into a gut-wrenching five second period.

[QUOTE]My mom recently found out about my heroin and pain pill addiction and her reaction was not at all what I expected. Rather than threaten to kick me out, or tell me I need to get help, all she requires is that I'm "honest with her about it" and tell her if I'm high when she asks. I came home at 4 this morning after snorting enough Percocet to put down a large mammal and after I admitted to her that I was high, she said OK and went and got me a cup of coffee. One of the only real reasons I am ever tempted to kick the habit is because I hate letting my mom down, but now knowing that she doesn't really mind it gives me the feeling that my addiction is going to get much worse. I'm supposed to be saving for college this fall, and as I type this, I'm smoking 3 points of heroin that I just spent my last $75 to buy.[/QUOTE] whoever this is should watch trainspotting and see if they still feel the same way about it at the end of the film. it starts off as an advert, but quickly stops

I'll get some more out today, I've got lots!

Holy shit, the police actually turned up. BDA, a PM is coming your way.

Sorry for the wait. Busy busy busy busy busy. [quote]I ruined the relationships between me and almost all of my friends five months ago and I feel absolutely terrible about it. This isn't the first time this has happened, they've forgiven me in the past for doing things like this, but this time it was much worse and it felt more final. I said stupid, hurtful things to them and acted like a dick. I destroyed these friendships because at the time I was upset with my friends for things that weren't their fault, petty arguments and unavoidable circumstances leading to frustration. I felt like because we had argued a lot in the past and things were going badly that the relationships were doomed to fail and not worth keeping anyway. I got outed from the community and people I didn't even really know were doing all they could to insult me, behind my back or otherwise. Five months later and I still feel like shit, everything that happened was completely my fault and I miss my friends so much, I don't know if I can ever fix it. Some nights I can't sleep because I'm either crying or thinking about getting in touch with them again and trying to explain myself. I have no idea if they're even interested in hearing me out or if they would just ignore me. I'm so fucking scared that if they forgave me, the same situation would happen again like it has in the past. These are the only friends I had, and I don't know what to do.[/quote] I wish I could tell you that you can make it all better with them, but I dunno! I'm not involved, and if five months have already gone by, then it may be too late to mend the fences! You can always try, though. But even if this is the case, life is long, and you're going to meet a lot of people. Making new friends can be hard, especially if you're already out of school, but it ain't impossible. You just gotta make an effort to branch into different social groups. I'm a big fuckin' idiot dork, so my kinda shit is jumping into game nights at fantasy shops. They're scattered everywhere, and it's a pretty straightforward icebreaker. [quote]I feel sexually attracted to (WoW) orcs. Nothing gets my panties soaked like the thought of banging Grommash Hellscream. When I'm masturbating I watch the Warlords of Draenor cinematic.[/quote] Who doesn't? [quote]When I was a child (6 years old) I would steal people's shoes in the shoe storage in playpins[/quote] That's okay, I once [I]peed[/I] in somebody's shoes during naptime at daycare. He had stolen my hat though, so that little bitch had it coming. [quote]After highschool I moved away from all of my highschool friends and became really shut-in (haha typical Facepunch), I think it's causing terrible social anxiety which I tend to exaggerate to an insane level in my head, I have reoccurring dreams where I'm incapable of thinking of a response to simple things like "hello" or "how have you been?" and I'm literally terrified to think I might someday debilitate to that level if I don't do something.[/quote] It's pretty darn common to lose touch with your friends from highschool as you get older and move into the real world. The real world kinda sucks sometimes because of that. But you'll meet new people! Read above. Branch out and shit.

[QUOTE]After highschool I moved away from all of my highschool friends and became really shut-in (haha typical Facepunch), I think it's causing terrible social anxiety which I tend to exaggerate to an insane level in my head, I have reoccurring dreams where I'm incapable of thinking of a response to simple things like "hello" or "how have you been?" and I'm literally terrified to think I might someday debilitate to that level if I don't do something.[/QUOTE] The more you speak the better you get at it. Don't be afraid to make small talk.

[quote]After highschool I moved away from all of my highschool friends and became really shut-in (haha typical Facepunch), I think it's causing terrible social anxiety which I tend to exaggerate to an insane level in my head, I have reoccurring dreams where I'm incapable of thinking of a response to simple things like "hello" or "how have you been?" and I'm literally terrified to think I might someday debilitate to that level if I don't do something.[/quote] Sounds to me like you have a crippling fear of disappointing potential friends (or, from another perspective, random strangers). It's likely that you take others' opinions of you far too personally. Maybe because you just don't have much of a self-esteem? I dunno, I'm just an armchair psychologist here, so take it with some salt. Heck, I'm not even in an armchair!

[QUOTE=matt000024;47102848]The more you speak the better you get at it. Don't be afraid to make small talk.[/QUOTE] I find that tobacco helps with socializing. I pack in a lip or smoke and I can feel like I can talk to anybody, regardless of social status or gender. I wound't recommend it though, being addicted and ruining your health is worse than social anxiety For example, I don't ever post in fear of people judging it, but I packed some dip and I think I just posted on 10-15 threads so far. It liberates that self-consciousness I have

[QUOTE=werrek;47104340]I find that tobacco helps with socializing. I pack in a lip or smoke and I can feel like I can talk to anybody, regardless of social status or gender. I wound't recommend it though, being addicted and ruining your health is worse than social anxiety For example, I don't ever post in fear of people judging it, but I packed some dip and I think I just posted on 10-15 threads so far. It liberates that self-consciousness I have[/QUOTE] The advice you should be taking from this post is not that you should start smoking but you should calm yourself. Maybe start meditating and learn to self accept and all that. Look into it.

what they're studying or have studied, what they're doing in life, how well they've been, what have they watched/read/played/listened to recently, etc. invite an old friend to lunch or coffee and ask about what they've been doing since you last met them. the conversation should flow after that [editline]9th February 2015[/editline] had a good friend that I haven't talked to in years show up in one of my classes this semester. it was a little awkward to "become friends" again but now we go out to lunch twice a week and do other shit.

[Quote="Long Doe"]Ok so like, people who know me will know who sent this in but idc about that To get to the point, my cock is too big and sex barely works Like ive been with girls and guys and not once in my life have I met someone who could actually take it, foreplay or not. I've actually spoken to doctors about it, and while penis reduction surgery has been mentioned doctors have advised against it due to scarring that it causes, which would just end up making me more uncomfortable to get close to people due to how I would essentially have scarring on my cock. Its legit a big hit to my libido and stops me from trying to get close to people, because I have had long term relationships end with both of us just going "sex doesnt work" and as dumb as it sounds for breaking a relationship just due to that, its kinda fucked when something as important as being with someone you love/are close to/wanna bone is nigh on impossible without immense pain from the other person. idk what im looking for by sending this in, i know itl give my fp buds a laugh though what do you think about my cock conundrum bda[/quote] You could probably make a decent living in porn. Have you considered auditioning with the adult entertainment industry? Otherwise, I dunno what to say! I have remarkably standard genitalia that have never given me any particular grief. [Quote="Doomsayer Doe"]I am pretty much convinced that a major war between NATO and Russia is inevitable, and it will happen while I am within draft age. I don't think it will be a nuclear war, or at least not completely nuclear, but I know it would most likely be the worst war in human history regardless. I'm at the point where I look to the sky when I hear planes and almost expect to see bombers even though that is ludicrous since I live on the West Coast of the US. I don't let it effect me, I keep going on with my life like normal. I'm not sure if I can even say I am scared, just resigned. The only difference I can think of in my life is that I want to begin training with guns so that I'm not a complete mess when it does come around. Besides that, I just think about the possibility of war. I don't want to fight, but with every day that the relations between NATO countries and Russia deteriorates I accept the idea that I will have to even more. Am I crazy for thinking this?[/quote] I don't know if I'd use the word "inevitable," but I suppose it wouldn't be the biggest surprise in the world. Russia's been getting up to some shenanigans as of late, intentionally challenging NATO by trying to redefine European borders and whatnot. I think that just about anybody of sound mind should want to avoid a war with Russia at all costs. Unfortunately, while Russia redefines national borders, a lot of major world leaders and powerful governmental figures have been redefining "of sound mind," so I'd hesitate to place my bets on common sense Anything could happen, I guess! I don't know enough about international politics to comment with any kind of authority! [Quote="WeeaDoe"]I'm a big loser and I use a waifu as a coping mechanism for loneliness.[/quote] Isn't this true of everybody who has a "waifu?" [Quote="Babe Doe"]I think Big Dumb American is H O T HOT I want to do kinky BDSM stuff with him with him as the top![/quote] Can't say I blame you.

I rate a NATO vs Russia conflict as being about as likely as North Korea lobbing nukes in all directions. But I could be about as blind as the people who thought WW1 wasn't going to happen. Even if war did break out, say in a country like Poland or Ukraine, I can only assume that nuclear weapons wouldn't be used, and it'd be a reasonably short conflict that would defuse as soon as one side got a sustained upper hand in that country. Either way, I'm confident NATO would win any conflict that arises ultimately. Between the Bundeswehr, the Armee De Terre, the Royal Army and the US, I can't see any scenario in which Russia has a good chance of winning.

[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;47108104]I rate a NATO vs Russia conflict as being about as likely as North Korea lobbing nukes in all directions. But I could be about as blind as the people who thought WW1 wasn't going to happen. Even if war did break out, say in a country like Poland or Ukraine, I can only assume that nuclear weapons wouldn't be used, and it'd be a reasonably short conflict that would defuse as soon as one side got a sustained upper hand in that country. Either way, I'm confident NATO would win any conflict that arises ultimately. Between the Bundeswehr, the Armee De Terre, the Royal Army and the US, I can't see any scenario in which Russia has a good chance of winning.[/QUOTE] I believe war on a [I]large[/I] kind of scale wouldn't ever happen. It would be too catastrophic and disastrous, the world would pretty much end. And no world leader is a super villain like the movies depict, they obviously don't want to commit global annihilation. I think it will just be a long tedious diplomatic and political mess for a long long time. Corporate sabotage and manipulation at the highest level will be the closest thing to war we'll see. That is until the crab people rise up and take over the world. P.S Russia are a global superpower with alot of resources, they would stand very strong even alone, but ofcourse with the likes of China and its allies behind it, it would be a force [I]very[/I] capable of matching the US/UK/Nato. But like I said, it won't happen. I hope.

[quote]To get to the point, my cock is too big and sex barely works Like ive been with girls and guys and not once in my life have I met someone who could actually take it, foreplay or not.[/quote] If not being able to take your dick means "sex doesn't work" it sounds like they were either impatient or don't know how it works themselves. It's always going to be slightly painful at first, especially anal, they need to practice on smaller things (which can be a great part of foreplay) until they're ready.

[QUOTE=kaze4159;47111133]If not being able to take your dick means "sex doesn't work" it sounds like they were either impatient or don't know how it works themselves. It's always going to be slightly painful at first, especially anal, they need to practice on smaller things (which can be a great part of foreplay) until they're ready.[/QUOTE] this. butts and vaginas are magic pockets if you dedicate enough time to foreplay and stretching, which can be very fun and good bonding if the chemistry is there

[quote]To get to the point, my cock is too big and sex barely works Like ive been with girls and guys and not once in my life have I met someone who could actually take it, foreplay or not.[/quote] At the risk of sounding creepy, I'd like to know how big we're talking about here. I'm 7 inches, and 2 inches in diameter. My gf is petite, yet we can have sex without any issues as long as we are careful at first.

Long Doe should check out [url=http://www.lpsg.com/]the Large Penis Support Group[/url]. [QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47107790]Isn't this true of everybody who has a "waifu?"[/QUOTE] Yes. Though most of them don't really realise.

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;47111185]this. butts and vaginas are magic pockets if you dedicate enough time to foreplay and stretching, which can be very fun and good bonding if the chemistry is there[/QUOTE] Please share your secrets, both of the people I have sex with on a regular basis have abnormally large penises and it's awful.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;47112436]Please share your secrets, both of the people I have sex with on a regular basis have abnormally large penises and it's awful.[/QUOTE] In a similar situation (except I only have one partner) but I find it to be uncomfortable only during the first minute, especially when I haven't had sex in a while. If it is absolutely unbearable for you maybe you should talk to a doctor. Unless you're talking about anal, I'm not sure if doctors help you out with that but I'm sure someone does!

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;47112436]Please share your secrets, both of the people I have sex with on a regular basis have abnormally large penises and it's awful.[/QUOTE] Lube, masturbating with a dildo/vibrator that you slowly increase in size, fingering with more fingers than normal (slowly increasing the amount of fingers used as indicated by the person getting fingered) and above all: Take it slow and steady, while they're very stretchable they're also easily torn if you go too hard or too big too fast. I can not stress this last bit enough. A few months ago my gf and I couldn't have sex for 3 weeks for various reasons and when we could do it again we immediately went at it [B]hard[/B] which resulted in another week of no sex after that 1 session because she had little cuts etc all over the insides of her vagina. We'd forgotten she'd needed to be stretched out a little again. It hurts, it's uncomfortable and it takes at least a couple of days to heal. Save yourself time, pain and trouble and take it slow and steady.

I regret opening the door to this line of discussion.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47113074]I regret opening the door to this line of discussion.[/QUOTE] That isn't all we'll be opening. :quagmire:

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47112023]At the risk of sounding creepy, I'd like to know how big we're talking about here. I'm 7 inches, and 2 inches in diameter. My gf is petite, yet we can have sex without any issues as long as we are careful at first.[/QUOTE] Trust me or not, the poster is a friend of mine and he is a bit over 11 inches.

[QUOTE=krix;47113610]Trust me or not, the poster is a friend of mine and he is a bit over 11 inches.[/QUOTE] I can back this digusting post up.

No comment.

Fear fills the ladies eyes when they gaze upon the Sweboner.

[QUOTE=krix;47113610]Trust me or not, the poster is a friend of mine and he is a bit over 11 inches.[/QUOTE] For his sake I hope you're joking. If not, poor guy. Could always try looking specifically for a size queen, I suppose.

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47112465]Lube, masturbating with a dildo/vibrator that you slowly increase in size, fingering with more fingers than normal (slowly increasing the amount of fingers used as indicated by the person getting fingered) and above all: Take it slow and steady, while they're very stretchable they're also easily torn if you go too hard or too big too fast. I can not stress this last bit enough. A few months ago my gf and I couldn't have sex for 3 weeks for various reasons and when we could do it again we immediately went at it [B]hard[/B] which resulted in another week of no sex after that 1 session because she had little cuts etc all over the insides of her vagina. We'd forgotten she'd needed to be stretched out a little again. It hurts, it's uncomfortable and it takes at least a couple of days to heal. Save yourself time, pain and trouble and take it slow and steady.[/QUOTE] this is exactly on point, the only thing i can add is you need to know it's not going to happen right away. it takes time and dedication. but you [b]will[/b] see progress if you stick to it. how do you think the goatse guy got where he is?? because he was born an alien that mimics humanity but gives it away by revealing his hollow super powers? anyway i'm done following this train of discussion

...Jesus christ this discussion.