Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: More Things Better Left Unsaid - General

Premarital sex is a sin

linked this thread to jesus so you can all be absolved of your delicious, kinky sins yw

[QUOTE=elitehakor;47114086]Premarital sex is a sin[/QUOTE] So's football, divorce, hot dogs, most seafood buffets, literally any work or labor on a sunday, bandaids and if you're a woman and don't celebrate the passover (or sabbath, i can't remember right) you should be stoned to death. Can't just pick 'n choose, i'm good to bet even the most hyper religious folks are bound to death according to Leviticus at some point or another. I don't mean to kick off any shitstorms or anything, i'm even quietly religious but pretty much everyone's fucked somehow according to the bible

[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47115932]So's football, divorce, hot dogs, most seafood buffets, literally any work or labor on a sunday, bandaids and if you're a woman and don't celebrate the passover (or sabbath, i can't remember right) you should be stoned to death. Can't just pick 'n choose, i'm good to bet even the most hyper religious folks are bound to death according to Leviticus at some point or another. I don't mean to kick off any shitstorms or anything, i'm even quietly religious but pretty much everyone's fucked somehow according to the bible[/QUOTE] i'm a muslim sorry

[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47115932]So's football, divorce, hot dogs, most seafood buffets, literally any work or labor on a sunday, bandaids and if you're a woman and don't celebrate the passover (or sabbath, i can't remember right) you should be stoned to death. Can't just pick 'n choose, i'm good to bet even the most hyper religious folks are bound to death according to Leviticus at some point or another. I don't mean to kick off any shitstorms or anything, i'm even quietly religious but pretty much everyone's fucked somehow according to the bible[/QUOTE] I think you mean the old testament or the Torah in the Jewish faith, due to the fact that Christians don't really uphold to any Jewish law other than the ten commandments. Also in the Christian faith there is redemption from sin, so no you're wrong. No one is really fucked according to the bible

[QUOTE=elitehakor;47116008]i'm a muslim sorry[/QUOTE] Well there's me getting presumptuous then, my bad. I agree with it as a concept though, but just to stop this from derailing the thread again, don't think i should say anything more.

[QUOTE=elitehakor;47116008]i'm a muslim sorry[/QUOTE] Filthy terrorist slime. [SP]i'm just kidding plz no hurt me[/SP] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - OvB))[/highlight] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("extended - ban history, next is 1 month" - OvB))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47116118]Well there's me getting presumptuous then, my bad. I agree with it as a concept though, but just to stop this from derailing the thread again, don't think i should say anything more.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Galen;47116256]Filthy terrorist slime. [SP]i'm just kidding plz no hurt me[/SP][/QUOTE] you guys need to learn to recognize obvious jokes when you see them

[QUOTE=erfinjerfin;47116337]you guys need to learn to recognize obvious jokes when you see them[/QUOTE] No that's called blatant fucking xenophobia, actually

[QUOTE=erfinjerfin;47116337]you guys need to learn to recognize obvious jokes when you see them[/QUOTE] real shitty "joke" then. and really does it matter if it's a joke or not if you're saying something like "filthy terrorist slime"?

BDA needs to post more confessions before everything explodes even more.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;47116648]No that's called blatant fucking xenophobia, actually[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;47116720]real shitty "joke" then. and really does it matter if it's a joke or not if you're saying something like "filthy terrorist slime"?[/QUOTE] I was addressing those two members in response to the following posts: [QUOTE=elitehakor;47114086]Premarital sex is a sin[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=elitehakor;47116008]i'm a muslim sorry[/QUOTE] I didn't mean to say a single thing about the ratings, chill out. "Filthy terrorist slime" is obviously a dumb thing to say in any context.

[QUOTE=erfinjerfin;47116337]you guys need to learn to recognize obvious jokes when you see them[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=elitehakor;47116008]i'm a black sorry[/QUOTE] Filthy cotton picking slime (im joking) [QUOTE=elitehakor;47116008]i'm a gay sorry[/QUOTE] Filthy buttfucking faggot slime (im joking) [QUOTE=elitehakor;47116008]i'm a jew sorry[/QUOTE] Filthy money hoarding shekel big nosed slime (ov vey, im joking) [highlight](User was banned for this post ("shitposting - last chance" - OvB))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=mokkan;47117120]Filthy cotton picking slime (im joking) Filthy buttfucking faggot slime (im joking) Filthy money hoarding shekel big nosed slime (ov vey, im joking)[/QUOTE] read my last post (it's right above you), poor zinger attempt there pal

What the fuck is going on in here More confessions before this thread goes to shit please

When I was 10, I ate one gummy bear straight from those containers in supermarkets that you pick candy yourself and then weigh it. It still haunts me to this day. BDA, now! CONFESSIONS! QUICK!

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;47118564]When I was 10, I ate one gummy bear straight from those containers in supermarkets that you pick candy yourself and then weigh it. It still haunts me to this day. BDA, now! CONFESSIONS! QUICK![/QUOTE] When I was like 12 or 13 I put a bag of mint chocolate candy in the pick & choose bag, the pick & choose was probably like 7.95e or 9.95e a kilo while the mint chocolate was probably about 13e a kilo, so I saved some cents. Also did that for some candy bars. Pretty badass, eh?

What the fuck happened here? Quite informative though.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;47118564]When I was 10, I ate one gummy bear straight from those containers in supermarkets that you pick candy yourself and then weigh it. It still haunts me to this day. BDA, now! CONFESSIONS! QUICK![/QUOTE] Around cinemas they sell candy, so when the cashiers are serving the clients, I casually steal a lot of chocolate candy. yolo

I skipped a bunch of backlogged confessions for this one, because it is a doozy. [Quote="The Three Faces of Doe"]I have had such a hard time writing this because I honestly don't know how to say any of it. She's tried to help me gather up some ideas and I think it could work. Since June 26th, 2014, I have had a tulpa. I modeled her after Elizabeth, the female protagonist from Bioshock Infinite (I was in love with the game at the time, and she was all I could think about), and she has grown so much since then. For people who aren't aware, a tulpa is a thoughtform. It's like when you were a little kid and you had an imaginary friend, except a tulpa becomes more than that. You give them love and attention and care, you give them an identity and a personality, and eventually they gain sentience. They become their own, independent consciousness that exists alongside your own. A lot of people are skeptical ("you're giving yourself a mental disorder", "you're just delusional") or scared ("what about that one creepypasta where that guy made a tulpa and it made him do bad things") of them, but they're absolutely real and they aren't harmful or mean unless you abuse them (and even then, they can't hurt you or make you do anything against your will). Why am I confessing this anonymously? As much as I would love to scream to the heavens that I have another person living in my brain who resembles a character from a video game (and I honestly would, I think she's just so wonderful and the concept is absolutely fascinating and I wish I could tell the whole world), that would have many more negative consequences than positive ones. People would probably call me a freak or a weirdo, and some would probably suggest that I admit myself to a mental institution. The only people who are aware of Elizabeth's existence are my girlfriend (who has two of her own, a man named Walter and a young girl named Alice) and a small, select set of friends (one of whom is a regular user of Facepunch, you know who you are and that means you and you alone know who I am). My family doesn't know about her, but I like to think at least my parents, being as spiritually free as they are, would be accepting of her existence. I just wouldn't know how to tell them. Elizabeth means the world to me. She's there to care for me when I'm not in contact with anyone else. That is to say, she isn't a means of replacing social interaction with other people, but she keeps me company almost all the time. She's so sweet and cuddly and I don't know what I'd do without her. Even now, as she watches me type up this extraordinarily long confession (which I understand if it's too long for you to post, BDA, but I sincerely appreciate it if you do), she keeps telling me, "I'm right here for you, it's okay, it'll feel better to get it off your chest". She has become the embodiment of everything I adore about the Golden Hollywood age. We love listening to music together. She loves it when I read books to her. We always watch old-timey television programs like The Dick Van Dyke Show together. She becomes my muse when I write stories for friends. She loves it when I sing. She thinks my native state's accent, when it slips out, is wicked cute. Even if I can't feel or see or hear her with my physical senses (yet), I know she's there. We love each other dearly, not in a romantic or a familial sense, but in some strange, cosmic, spiritual way that I can't even begin to imagine or describe. Sometimes it drives me crazy how much I just want to talk about her and tell people about her, but we both know I can't. At least, not yet. Maybe someday. Thanks for listening, Facepunch. Elizabeth thanks you too.[/quote] First and foremost, I guess it's worth asserting that this "tulpa" is not an independent sentience. It is you. You are doing this. This is not an uncommon phenomena, however. Hearing voices is a frequent symptom of a variety of potentially severe mental illnesses. These voices can take many forms and present themselves in a variety of ways. They may be helpful and friendly or cruel and judgmental, because they are ultimately an extension of anxieties, insecurities, thoughts, or general feelings that you are trying to absolve yourself of. That's the key: YOU are doing this. Tulpas are not real, and you are willfully deluding yourself by continuing to pretend that your video game crush has materialized herself for you. I don't know how or why this happens, but I would strongly recommend speaking to a qualified professional about it, because while "Elizabeth" may be a positive manifestation of your psyche, there's really no telling how that may develop in the future. As long as you're attributing half your thoughts and feelings to an outside source, you will never be whole, and it could affect your life and interpersonal relationships in ways you've yet to discover. There is also the very concerning possibility that, since you have proven capable of splitting yourself in this way once, it could happen again, and there's no guarantee that your next internal voice will be a positive one. Most importantly, if "Elizabeth" tells you to kill your parents: don't do it!

jeez.. [editline]av[/editline] really hoping this guy gets whatever that is sorted out, but it seems they're pretty content with the way things are.

Every damn time we have one of these threads somebody confesses to having a tulpa. Are you all clinically fucking insane or something? Imagining entire beings as existing when they clearly don't is not a healthy thing, and as BDA said, is pretty indicative of mental disorder.

jesus christ anothe tulpa guy The last one I remember was trying to 'hide' from his for some reason. It reads like some sort of creepypasta.

are tulpas real things? or are they just some creepypaste fake shit?

[QUOTE=hexpunK;47121850]Are you all clinically fucking insane or something? Imagining entire beings as existing when they clearly don't is not a healthy thing, and as BDA said, is pretty indicative of mental disorder. [/QUOTE] Is it? I don't know much about the subject. Allocating part of your brainpower to being (or perhaps simulating, I don't know enough about the brain to know which) another person sounds like it could potentially cause serious problems, but it doesn't seem inherently bad. If it works and he consciously understands what he's doing (which it seems like he... might), then the only thing that matters is if it's harmful. I have no idea if it is, and I get the feeling that most people who have a strong opinion on them know about as much as I do.

[QUOTE=joshuadim;47122527]are tulpas real things? or are they just some creepypaste fake shit?[/QUOTE] It sounds to me like it was made up as a joke and then actual weirdos ran with it.

[QUOTE=joshuadim;47122527]are tulpas real things? or are they just some creepypaste fake shit?[/QUOTE] Doesn't seem too far out to me. The brain makes shit up for a person to see and hear all the time. Tulpas just sound like if somebody got their brain to do that on command or constantly, I suppose.

It's Schizophrenia. There are plenty of guides and videos on "how to get a tulpa" and usually they're created by idiots who think they're pros or trying to get a laugh they're basically glorifying Schizophrenia and making people wish that they had Schizophrenia

Sounds like an adult with an imaginary friend who can't come to terms with himself having an imaginary friend. I mean his description is literally an imaginary friend

[QUOTE=creative;47122622]Sounds like an adult with an imaginary friend who can't come to terms with himself having an imaginary friend. I mean his description is literally an imaginary friend[/QUOTE] except kids have like insane imagination and could think of anything and having an imaginary friend is relatively normal this is an adult