tell them you fucked your grandmother's rotting corpse
[QUOTE=Wallettheifv3;18868069]tell them you fucked your grandmother's rotting corpse[/QUOTE]
That is revolting.
Say ever since your mother died you've been seeing ghosts and all of them are Bruce Willis.
All therapists have a key word deactivation code. If you say the word at the right volume, they shut down completely and explode after 34.8 seconds. The keyword is [sp]Bacon[/sp] But don't tell them about what I said or they put firewall protocols in place and can become unstable. Just follow what I said and everything will go fine. Good luck in therapy.
[QUOTE=Metaphysix;18868229]All therapists have a key word deactivation code. If you say the word at the right volume, they shut down completely and explode after 34.8 seconds. The keyword is [sp]Bacon[/sp] But don't tell them about what I said or they put firewall protocols in place and can become unstable. Just follow what I said and everything will go fine. Good luck in therapy.[/QUOTE]
Alright, wheres the package?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;18866716]So, if this girl tied you down and shoved a thick ass banana shaped dildo up your butt, you wouldn't mind?
[img]http://msp85.photobucket.com/albums/k61/yasmene87/real-ugly-face.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I would hit that sooo hard....with my truck :smug:
Make up stories about how you went to Narnia. My friend did this and the therapist took him seriously.
Don't tell them about how you have 666 in your internet alias.
[QUOTE=bsp-reviews;18865825]You [i]didn't[/i] enjoy it?
Huh...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rad666;18865464]I'm going to therapy for many personal issues and such, I'm going to it for bipolar mania :v:. And also. I told them i was molested as a child [b]by two black girls[/b] for real. I didn't enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
Don't blame him.
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[QUOTE=RichyZ;18867045]therapy is just a cash cow, nothing gets solved and you're going to want more even if it didn't help.[/QUOTE]
therapist = cocaine?
Palm any pills you are given.
Screw with them for shit and giggles.
How does that make you feel?
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[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18866448]Not every girl is hot, nor are they necessarily going to molest you by jerking you off or some other "sex I didn't necessarily ask for" technique.
They could've shoved a dildo up his ass for all we know.[/QUOTE]
That was so unexpected for, I lol'd.
[QUOTE=Rad666;18865464] i was molested as a child by two black girls for real. I enjoyed it.[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
Nah Just kidding, that must have been horrifying,not because they were black, but because they were raping you.
Were they hot?
I went to a shrink for a while.
It didn't make me any better in the end but they were really easy to talk to.
Were the black girls hot?
If you lie about stuff you could get yourself prescribed some powerful mood altering substances. Just keep that in mind when the doc asks you how you feel.
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;19227813]If you lie about stuff you could get yourself prescribed some powerful mood altering substances. Just keep that in mind when the doc asks you how you feel.[/QUOTE]
They know when you're lying. They're trained to.
When you're supposed to remember, look right down (I think. Or up).
[QUOTE=Rad666;18865464]molested as a child by two black girls for real. I didn't enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
Go on...
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