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[QUOTE=Saza;37489899]i've seen the source of this many times when i was in school
it's funny because this one guy gets a text that says LOL and he crashes and makes a guy retarded
but that isn't the funny part, it was kinda depressing
the funny part is that at the end they're all holding up signs that show the message that [b]CHANGED THEIR LIFE FOREVER[/b] and he's holding up a sign that says LOL[/QUOTE]
Yeah and my vice principle was pregnant and killed by a drunk driver
The picture was still funny
[QUOTE=InsanePyro;37490110]Yeah and my vice principle was pregnant and killed by a drunk driver
The picture was still funny[/QUOTE]
yeah, the picture is hilarious
the depressing part was the passenger or whatever got brain damage and couldn't function normally
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-Put cigarette candy in cigarette box.
-Go into store and walk up to cashier.
-Pull out candy and pretend to start lighting it.
-When told not to smoke in the store immediately eat it.
-???
-Profit.
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[QUOTE=JDER14;37489677]"Hey you! We're gonna battle!"
"But it's my mother! She's dying of pancreat-"
"Throw down motherfucker!"
"But I have to go to the hospito-"
"BATTLE ME!"
[sp]The mother didn't make it.[/sp][/QUOTE]
NOT UNTIL YOU BATTLE MY SIX MAGIKARP!
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i made this for you by the way. added the pokemon center and everything to go along with your story. you made this possible. go you.
[QUOTE=Primigenes;37490036]Are people comparing rape to getting killed now[/QUOTE]
No, not really, it's just an illustration about how absurd and baseless the claim that Todd Akin made is. The murder is for comedy's sake, it's not comparing the two in terms of severity or anything like that.
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I've found that carrying things on your head is a fantastic means of transporting things like shirts. However, it's not fantastically socially acceptable as i've consequently also discovered by chance.
Weird.
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Bad dragon presents [URL="http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/foursharks_full.jpg"]the shark[/URL] aka what the trophy would look like if there was an hp lovecraft award ceremony (pretty goddamned nsfw)
It scares me where Back To The Future is on this
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[QUOTE=latin_geek;37490500]Bad dragon presents [URL="http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/foursharks_full.jpg"]the shark[/URL] aka what the trophy would look like if there was an hp lovecraft award ceremony (pretty goddamned nsfw)[/QUOTE]
HEADCRABS! HEADCRAAAABS!
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I'm sorry, I just had to.
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That's literally what I was thinking when I posted it ^
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;37490517]It scares me where Back To The Future is on this
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Please, no more [I]Saved By The Bell.[/I] They did seasons past college for christ's sakes.
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[B]Excellent service[/B]
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Cruel and Unusual punishment right there
[QUOTE=gman003-main;37487978]Dammit, I remember when people trying to get banned put some [b]effort[/b] into it. Wrote some big nonsensical hilariously-racist rant, found some new disgusting shock image to post, or even just spammed all the forums they could. Nowadays all you have to do is post a specific picture of a cat.
There's no effort, no class. If the best way you can think of to get banned is that cat, you have no creativity, no imagination.
If I ever tire of this place and want to leave in style, I'm doing it right. I'm going to hit every bannable offense there is. I'm thinking some ultra-disgusting MLP porn (is guro scat dickgirl cripple MLP porn a thing yet?) with that cat and that one image of Gurant as a nazi photoshopped over the faces (and scaled up to the largest size the GIF standard allows, and rapidly blinking so as to induce seizures), followed by a terrifyingly nonsensical rant against all the mods, Garry, whatever conspiracy theories I can remember and a few more I cannot, committing as many crimes against typography as I can in the process. Every sentence will link to a different pirated torrent of GMod. And I will spam it not just here, but as many threads as I can before I get banned (I will simultaneously report as many posts as I can to overload the moderation team). They will be cleaning the mess up for weeks, especially if I continue to make alts to repeat the process.
Now, I'm not saying I'm actually going to do this - I actually kind of like this place, and I have no reason to quit in a childish huff - but if I [i]did[/i], you can be damn sure I'm going to go out in the most childish huff in history. Because if you're going to sacrifice yourself in a stupid attention-grabbing way, do it in the stupidest and most attention-grabbing way possible.[/QUOTE]
Hey, I promised that if I ever facepunch suicided, I'd write you all autumn smut as a going away present. Like, a mountain of it.
Too bad I actually like facepunch and don't plan on leaving soon.