[QUOTE=Error_404;37506347][img_thumb]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/5976204/OBREZ.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Fullproof. I'll order a thousand.
[QUOTE=JDER14;37506373]Fullproof. I'll order a thousand.[/QUOTE]
An army that big with that technology will be unstoppable.
From what I've heard, a lot of people hate Yahtzee because those reviews AREN'T actually satirical.
He does serious articles on the topics of game design and nitpicks just as much as in the video reviews.
So it's not so much "he writes comedic reviews where he nitpicks everything" as it is "he's completely up his own ass with his own opinions and would probably be happier not playing games as a hobby."
Of course that's only what I've heard.
[sp]And then there was that whole "hey fans, pay my way to Gamescon!" shit...[/sp]
[sp]But then just about EVERYTHING on the Escapist is fucking awful.[/sp]
[sp]"BOW BEFORE OUR 12-YEAR OLD MODS, THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW. AGREE WITH OUR SHELTERED OPINIONS OR GET OUT."[/sp]
EDIT: I'm just relaying opinions I've heard outside of FP, but NO THAT'S BAD DON'T DO THAT.
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;37506392]From what I've heard, a lot of people hate Yahtzee because those reviews AREN'T actually satirical.
He does serious articles on the topics of game design and nitpicks just as much as in the video reviews.
So it's not so much "he writes comedic reviews where he nitpicks everything" as it is "he's completely up his own ass with his own opinions and would probably be happier not playing games as a hobby."
Of course that's only what I've heard.
[sp]And then there was that whole "hey fans, pay my way to Gamescon!" shit...[/sp]
[sp]But then just about EVERYTHING on the Escapist is fucking awful.[/sp]
[sp]"BOW BEFORE OUR 12-YEAR OLD MODS, THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW. AGREE WITH OUR SHELTERED OPINIONS OR GET OUT."[/sp][/QUOTE]
Yahtzee is awesome, I don't even care if his stuff isn't satirical because A. it's funny and B. most of it is completely true.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;37506089]I hate Yahtzee because every review he does is always negative. It could be a decent or even a great game and he shits all over it acting like it's one of the worst things ever created.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mastahamma;37506193]it's kind of the whole appeal of Yahtzee
he'll NEVER EVER EVER say anything good about a game in his reviews
his reviews are exactly about making every game look as shit as possible, the only positive review he's done was when he said "It's good." and the video ended.[/QUOTE]
Silent Hill 2
Deus Ex
Killer 7
Psychonauts
Shadow of the Colossus
Thief
Modern Warfare
No More Heroes
He's a comedy critic, jesus. He reviews games, nitpicks them for laughs while offering good points in the background, and every so often doesn't hate a game.
[URL="http://www.prochan.com/view?p=316_1346502431"]http://www.prochan.com/view?p=316_1346502431[/URL]
"Dimitri, colonel Popov wants to see you in his office now!"
[QUOTE=furrybeaver;37506622][URL="http://ss.hakd.org/10r.swf"]1. japan
2. anime j-pop fucking
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
[/URL][/QUOTE]
what the fuck
anyway, here's the original
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OEWySlrCQ[/media]
[QUOTE=Dan*;37506515][img]http://i.imgur.com/nsDo7.jpg[/img]
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MORE SAD STUFF
[img]http://www.rugratonline.com/strips/rg050999.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=furrybeaver;37506622][URL="http://ss.hakd.org/10r.swf"]1. japan
2. anime j-pop fucking
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
[/URL][/QUOTE]
funnily enough, I first watched this swf pretty much the day after my brother ordered the original game from Amazon. Watching your younger brother play a game you just watched a porn version of is disturbing to say the least
fun game though
[QUOTE=Mastahamma;37506224]I think he only said good things about Portal in his review of Portal 2[/QUOTE]
He also loves the PoP series! :)
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;37506392]From what I've heard, a lot of people hate Yahtzee because those reviews AREN'T actually satirical.
He does serious articles on the topics of game design and nitpicks just as much as in the video reviews.
So it's not so much "he writes comedic reviews where he nitpicks everything" as it is "he's completely up his own ass with his own opinions and would probably be happier not playing games as a hobby."
Of course that's only what I've heard.
[sp]And then there was that whole "hey fans, pay my way to Gamescon!" shit...[/sp]
[sp]But then just about EVERYTHING on the Escapist is fucking awful.[/sp]
[sp]"BOW BEFORE OUR 12-YEAR OLD MODS, THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW. AGREE WITH OUR SHELTERED OPINIONS OR GET OUT."[/sp][/QUOTE]
Oh shit someone thinks their opinions are right call the presses, especially a guy with good reasons, who is able to detail his reasons rather well!
[editline]2nd September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dan*;37506515][img]http://i.imgur.com/nsDo7.jpg[/img]
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Dude what the fuck you posted this in LMAO pics does that mean you laughed to this shit dude.
[QUOTE=killover;37506272]Les Paul already did this in the fifties. Nothing new.[/QUOTE]
Yeah because Katy Perry was making songs then.
[QUOTE=Plaster;37506987][IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/80170680/facepunch/whathte%20fuckcnsdmkf.PNG[/IMG]
[URL="http://www.amazon.de/netSells%C2%AE-Stromkabel-15-pol-Platinenstecker-Buchse/dp/B001TKIUES/ref=pd_sim_sbs_computers_1"]If anyone wanna buy it...[/URL][/QUOTE]
I love the only review.
"Hmm, I now have a choice. This cable or an island in the Dominican Republic, difficult choice".
[QUOTE=Dan*;37506515][img]http://i.imgur.com/nsDo7.jpg[/img]
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must be a nice place in Iraq if u dump ur gf just to stay there
[QUOTE=latin_geek;37506436]Silent Hill 2
Deus Ex
Killer 7
Psychonauts
Shadow of the Colossus
Thief
Modern Warfare
No More Heroes
He's a comedy critic, jesus. He reviews games, nitpicks them for laughs while offering good points in the background, and every so often doesn't hate a game.[/QUOTE]
And Just Cause 2, which was his favorite game in 2010.
[QUOTE=Jordax;37507047]And Just Cause 2, which was his favorite game in 2010.[/QUOTE]
Dead Rising 2, his second game in 2010 but along with Just Cause 2 the only games he wanted to keep playing after he reviewed them.