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We were too poor to have spoons
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what are they?
i've never seen any of them in my entire life
Wooden spoon has been broken twice on my arse as a child. Each time that happened was liberating, at least, until my mum bought a new spoon
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;37384095]I [I]improved[/I] a Cyanide and Happiness comic.
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Shark week megathread in a nutshell.
[QUOTE=Araknid;37385118]what are they?
i've never seen any of them in my entire life[/QUOTE]
Get in trouble, get ass spanked by sandle / spoon / belt. Shit hurt.
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We are poor. My parents had to use fists.
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;37385192]We are poor. My parents had to use fists.[/QUOTE]
lucky bastard, my parents couldn't even afford fists
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;37385214]lucky bastard, my parents couldn't even afford fists[/QUOTE]
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This guy couldn't afford fists so he made his own ones. Out of steel.
[QUOTE=C:\;37384317]He could have said Brenden is his nickname, and Brandon is his legal name.
I have a friend who is called Henry but everyone calls him Harry, lots of people don't know his real name. His name is even Harry on the school registers.[/QUOTE]
We have a Prince harry
But his real name is Prince Henry ;)
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My parents never laid a finger on me :smile:
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;37385296]My parents never laid a finger on me :smile:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, my dad shouted at me and my mum guilt tripped the fuck out of me instead.
My folks used the belt strap when I was especially bad. Stung like a motherfucker without doing any actual injury. Straightened me out well, and my childhood still rocked.
Slapping kids when they seriously misbehave is a thing.
But using a [B]fucking belt[/B]? What the shit did you do, you put the cat in the blender and then fed it to grandma saying it was strawberry pudding?
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37384849]Little shit deserved it
I found a new love for cats now[/QUOTE]
fun fact: that's from a russian video where the parents kept making the child hit the cat and encouraged it, so gg
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;37385400]Slapping kids when they seriously misbehave is a thing.
But using a [B]fucking belt[/B]? What the shit did you do, you put the cat in the blender and then fed it to grandma saying it was strawberry pudding?[/QUOTE]
I got smacked with a belt because I couldn't understand what my dad was saying so he just got fustrated and smacked me with a belt to "teach me a lesson about being a smart ass"
[QUOTE=Rents;37385320]Yeah, my dad shouted at me and my mum guilt tripped the fuck out of me instead.[/QUOTE]
Are you me?
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oh come on how does that even happen
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