Write something for future you to see on January 1st 2014.
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This is funny XD
You better get a new job otherwise you're a pussy. Also stop smoking so much weed and you better have a license by the time I read this next year XD.
Stop sucking so hard.
You haven't changed have you?
How are you doing man? Remember your values and remember how to love and respect all who accompany you in this life.
Did you get your license yet you schmuck also hows life
Dear Self,
Happy New Year! If you're not still friends with Patrick then you're a stupid fuck. If you haven't lost any weight don't sweat it because you're still pretty cool. Say hi to the cats for me.
<3 Self
If you are reading this, then you haven't signed up to be part of military PMC's and the patriots have no control of you.
You're pretty good.
I hope you've been keeping those grades up with that Engineering degree.
Our fucking future depends on it, man.
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I also hope you've been more social, you recluse.
[del]Boy, I sure hope you joined Special Forces rather than just the pussy AF, bud.[/del]
What, you're still alive? Shiiiiiit.
Hey faggot, you still didn't make anything useful of your life, how about you go think of something shitty like this to write for "Write something for future you to see on January 1st 2015."?
Unless you somehow managed to indeed make something useful of your life, in that case, feel free to celebrate.
Dear 2012 me
Please kill yourself before the end of 2013 so we can create a time paradox.
Freaky here, hope you had a great 2013.
Aliens: Colonial Marines will kick ass, mark my words
Dear future me:
I hope you post better than now scrub.
Much love, RobyYe.
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Dear Inspector Jones of 2013,
Did you find a new job yet? If you're still working at that fucking Call Center, words cannot express how bad I feel for you. At least count yourself lucky you're still employed, even if it makes you feel miserable all the time. Remember how it was like before you had money (It was just as bad).
And about that; I hope you stopped spending all of your cash on Amazon this year. It'd be nice to have SOME savings. I know that buying stuff fills the empty void of having no social life, but hopefully you're working to amend that too.
Also you better lose weight this year. Your brother lost a ton of weight and proved that it's possible to do in this family. I hope you stick to your goals and can give up soda and manage your diet, cause if you do, your workout sessions each night will finally start to pay off.
You've got a lot of work to do to impress me, past Inspector, and I fully expect you to fail; but hey, even I surprise myself sometimes.
Your Improved Self,
Inspector Jones of 2014.
Hello, it's me again. How is the college life? That's cool, I don't really care. How is Men's League hockey going for you? Has your many job applications paid off yet? Probably not. Are you still whipping the Ford? It's probably doing a number on your wallet. Yeah, I thought so. Anyways, I love you and see you in a year!
dear dietrich
if you're still alive you tied that noose wrong because you're an idiot
go sit in the corner
thanks,
dietrich
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dammit i tied it wrong
get good at sfm and flash
stay cool bitch <3 xo
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should i find it neat how this was my 2013 post
Hows the Navy huh
Dear me of 2014,
How is life so far? Got yourself into a social circle yet? Still single, or a couple?
Is mom still alive and kicking (you)? How is the family doing?
Passed the grade and gotten to the next level yet? How is your education doing so far?
Do you still have that no-ban streak going strong? If not, state what you got it for.
Sincerely, past me.
McCarthy, You damn well better of gotten into Uni
treat everyone nicer. Stop being an asshole.
try to not sell your car and buy a better after a month (for the 3rd time)
stop getting speeding tickets
Dear future me,
Hey man, how was 2013? Bet it was pretty enjoyable or at least partially. I wanted to know a few things. Did you finally commit yourself to a relationship? Its been too long dude, we NEED to get laid eventually. Do you still talk to most of your buddies? I can't imagine that you'll stop talking to them but some shit might happen. Did you finally become rich from your app? I mean that was one of your major goals in life. One last thing is did something major happened in 2013? Either it was AWESOME or BAD, I really want to know if it was very different from 2012. Anyways, take care man, enjoy MAGfest which happens in 2 days, hopefully in 2014, you'll still go to it.
PS: if your 'sister' has the kid, make sure to be the most awesome uncle for her!
howdy y'all.
i hope you're not still a fat gross fuck
get some work done
and does she finally love you back
did you play any psp, axbl events? if so; how did you do?
did you get a car yet?
Tell fudgie I said hi.
Remember that time after Christmas where your lesbian friend sucked your dick and wasn't lesbian anymore? 2012 had some funny highlights such as this, huh? Remember the house party you threw where your hammered boss jumped in the hot tub at 3 in the morning while its 15 degrees outside only to find out that it WASN'T heated?
Still live in California and haven't moved back to the desert? It's pretty expensive down here; can you at least afford milk? If so, if you can pick some up at the store and send it back that'd be great 'cause I'm broke.
Note to myself in a year:
Fuck the empty seat in between rule.
Hey Ezhik,
I'll be honest, I was pretty lazy this year. My fault, sorry. Don't be like me! Keep learning C++, and work on that water game. Remember why I asked for that second monitor.
Stay cool. Keep partying with your bro. Do whatever with the magic of harmony, that shit's honestly good for you. Just don't like it too much, if you know what I mean, cause that's just terrible.
Upgrade your PC if ya feel like it, keep trading phones.
And find her. I thought I did it, but that just wasn't meant to be. It's up to you now. Remember that there's a world beyond the screen, don't abandon it. And remember that no matter what happens, you are not alone.
Oh, and Ezhik of 1/1/11 is still a cunt.
Love, Ezhik of 1/1/13, 12:58 GMT+4
Don't buy things during Steam sales. I mean fucking hell, man, you didn't even play a quarter of the shit you got from the 2011 one. What is wrong with you? By the time you read this we'll have 3 years of Steam games backed up on our "to play" list. There's a point where this needs to stop.
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