Write something for future you to see on January 1st 2014.
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What up, future me? Did you manage to upgrade my PC yet? I hope you haven't picked up smoking or weed or smth. That is and will stay terrible, I don't care what you think.
Have you learned programming? Stopped being that lazy and f5-ing random webpages instead of doing useful stuff? What about money, made a big purchase and only a bit left?
And yeah, I posted in this thread. Go post in the next one.
get shredded and fuck bitches, from your old self
Dear me.
Be sure to work out more, and get bigger and better looking.
Don't fuck up or you'll never love yourself.
Your 100th post was this one.
Societal fanatics confined by norms, I for one reject this combined force. Though occurred to me that unbound by these to be, is being weird for the sake of being weird. So alas I am bound again, though higher perception I have found, this perspective of humankind.
Don't forget that.
And STILL no Half-Life 3 news, right future me? Thanks, Valve.
you better get laid by 2014 you bitch
did you die
Dear Future Raven,
So how's that stuff going on? How's Christine? How's Stas?
You saw how meeting Christine turned out for you. Cheer up, she's a keeper to the fucking guts, if you ever fail on her, you're overly dumb.
Have you finally started out in parkour yet? I hope you didn't train that goddamn roll for half a year - tough shit there hitting your hipbone. With enough perseverance, you will finally become at least a little more athletic! Or just be fit. All that sportsman like works for you.
How about that new PC? Or your old rig still diggin, eh? Well, maybe next year!
Dear Alex. If you have not yet dominated the world as planned by us, then you have failed me. Likely chance you are sitting on the couch. If you tear open the cushion you have planted your failure of a glutinous maximus on, you will find a kitchen knife that I have planted for the event of your failure Please proceed to lay some paper towels down and slit your throat. Make sure not to make a mess. If mom is still alive, she wouldn't appreciate a perfectly good couch going to waste.
Good day.
did you kill him yet
Dear Past Gordon,
The future fucking sucks.
Love, Future Gordon
If you aint ripped as fuck, you fucked up.
2014 Grasp, you gold yet?
I hope you are into college, because if you aren't, well shit, man.
How are things? Do anything exciting since you graduated, in your first few months of freedom?
I hope things are working out for you, because right now things are all right.
So me, its been a while. First of all congrats on the A-Levels. Or not, i can't tell they future.
Did you fuck Lily yet? If so congrats go and buy yourself something nice, if not oh well, there's still next year.
get a job you wanker
dear 2014 zarjk
dont be a stupid sophomore
youre a fucking faggot, i bet youre still playing garrys mod if you didnt already kill yourself
get ripped or jump off a rooftop
I swear to god if you're still single, and you've ruined your chance with her, I don't care what state you're in right now, punch yourself in the face.
And you better be doing that HND Games Development, Or else, Punch yourself in the face.
Got a job yet? No? That's another punch in the face.
If not, gg bro, you made past self proud.
Practice my musical talents during 2013.
Love,
Past me
I've done one of these most years, and now I realised what is the fucking point? By the time next year comes along any message I put here will be out of date and just cringe worthy.
Whhheeeeeere do I start. I'll be surprised if you're even on FP any more, and if you are, why? By this time, Daniel should be about, what, 5 months old? There's a million things to say, but most of all, I just hope that you and Anna are still together, raising that family like it should be. I hope that everyone is happy, and everyone is open and honest still. I know you're going through a lot when you wrote this, and it's hard. Everyone keeps saying "It will all be ok". I hope that when you're reading this, that you found out that they were right. I hope to God they were. Because right now, I'm not even sure if you can really be happy ever again. I hope you laugh at that sentence.
If for some reason you lost Daniel (?).... I am so sorry. I don't have words for that because I don't even want to imagine it. Never stop loving Anna man. I know she can be hard to work with some times, but remember, so are you. Remember how much you loved her in the very beginning. Remember how she made you feel, how you made her feel. "You make me want to be a better person." Don't ever forget what that sentence did to you. Ever. I pray she still loves you, because right now, you love her more than anything. I hope you fought for you two to stay together. I know that right now you're getting tired. You want to stop fighting. You want to just lay down and rest. But she's worth it. I just hope I realize that and never stopped fighting. If for some reason you and her aren't together, I'm sorry man. And may God have mercy on Daniel (?).
Don't give up on life just because a lot of things got real screwed up, real fast. I hope you haven't. I hope you're stronger than you were before.That you didn't give up. Fight on. Keep going where you are now, get stronger, be a better man, don't stop. Ever.
i hope you're doing better than you are now.
If you aren't in uni kill urself.
If you are then good.
I hope you are still with her.
If not fuck her she was a slag.
Did you see Simon graduate? Teaching sucks, it's stressful, you have no time, and you have to deal with the kids. Still keep at it, you love torturing yourself you sick fuck.
If Simon did graduate, just know you helped him. You're going to miss the senior class when they're gone.
Also ass
dear future me,
Have you asked out that girl yet. because you should. also I know you want to get into modeling for games so if you haven't by next year i will be dissapointed.
your sexy past you
Oi,
You'd best be taking your education to the next step by now, no more faffing about trying to figure out what you want to do. Also clean up your interactions with people in general. At the time of writing, you suck at it.
-Ekalektik
Dood, I hope you actually did some of the shit you wanted to, I know you're lazy and love to put things off but don't. Please. If you fuck up on your GCSE's I won't be pleased, you know you want to do well so you don't end up like dad, a faliure. You'd better have gotten serious with the band as well, I know you can't make music but you could at least put a little bit more effort into learning an instrument. I mean come on, you've wanted to learn drums for years and now you have a chance all you've done is piss about and talk with your friends, get them motivated as well. Matt is a fucking good bass player, I know you're envious, you want to be able to be on the same level as him, that takes commitment. Oh and that peice of software for the NES you said you wanted to make? Well you'd better have done that as well, I know learning how to is a pain in the ass but again you've got to show commitment and dedication. You'd probably be able to concentrate if you got more sleep and stopped getting high to avoid doing anything constuctive.
You'd better have stepped up your game and stopped being such a lazy shit, If you haven't I'm going to be dissapointed.
Love last years you.
YOU FAILED NOFAP 2013. I AM ASHAMED OF YOU.
-V2012 Barttool
Have you learnt Japanese yet you fucking weeaboo fag?
You grew some balls too?
Oh and you got in the RAF or still stuck doing a shit job?
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