I got the most amazing toothpaste ever - General

Theres some kind of toothpaste that has baking soda in it, Its fucking incredible.

So the toothpaste contains fake plaque for you to see? :crossarms:

I'd probably just eat it.

[QUOTE=Funnycat;18041007]So the toothpaste contains fake plaque for you to see? :crossarms:[/QUOTE] Probably, I remember using a mouth wash that claimed to give visual evidence of plaque after spitting into the sink, turned out it was just gunk that was formed when mixing the mouth wash chemicals together by gargling.

Real men dump a box of Arm & Hammer in their mouth and grab the sander.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18041316]Real men dump a box of Arm & Hammer in their mouth and grab the sander.[/QUOTE] Don't forget the bleach.

My teeth are stained. I'm fucked.

can i plz hav

[QUOTE=ashxu;18040181]Well i had bubblegum toothpaste beat that. :coolfish:[/QUOTE] yes any post is funny if you add coolfish to the end :coolfish:

not oify

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18042804]not oify[/QUOTE] oify's better tbh gd is just a lot of people attempting to be oify and failing miserably

i agree :coolfish:

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18042861]i agree :coolfish:[/QUOTE] that's cool :coolfish:

Anyone else eat toothpaste?

:coolfish::respek:[img]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7721/coolfish29198.gif[/img]

That's some kick ass looking toothpaste.

I had toothpaste that came in a can that looked like deodorant, and it was blue and gelly like shower gel. But get this: IT CLEANED YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEETH LIKE NEVER BEFORE

[img]http://www.multipharmacy.com/shop/files/sxdetail/5000347033452_IMAGE2.jpg[/img]

While on this subject does anyone know of a good brand of toothpaste that makes your teeth really white? I use normal toothpaste and I hardly ever see a difference, yet people I know who also smoke & drink fizzy drinks have amazingly white teeth. :(

[QUOTE=geel9;18040079]I brushed once [/QUOTE] Yeah, me too

I used to have toothpaste that tasted like cherries and it had sparkles in it. God I miss my childhood :(

This has been out for nearly a year. [editline]06:34PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bl4ckDmon;18043502]While on this subject does anyone know of a good brand of toothpaste that makes your teeth really white? I use normal toothpaste and I hardly ever see a difference, yet people I know who also smoke & drink fizzy drinks have amazingly white teeth. :([/QUOTE] Aquafresh Extreme Cleaning, if you want white teeth you also need enamel repairing stuff. Sensodyne does it.

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;18040180]Reminds me of that old thread where someone's mom bulk-purchased several crates of toothpaste. I can't seem to find it :frown:[/QUOTE] I remember that :downs: I feel special.

[QUOTE=geel9;18040079]I just went to the store and bought a canister (Yeah, a fuckin' canister) of the most amazing toothpaste ever. It's called Aquafresh iso-clean or whatever, and it claims to remove [b]3X[/b] the plaque as normal toothpaste! Here's an image: [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PnDAj0r7H-iq7M:http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/221982/200.JPG[/img] I have braces, and I simply forget to brush my teeth. I brushed once and I could see A TON of plaque coming out. It wouldn't have come out in such quantities if I had used that crappy tubepaste. The effectiveness motivates me to brush my teeth. Odd.[/QUOTE] cool I have braces and mild Gingivitis. I MUST GET THIS

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;18044473] Aquafresh Extreme Cleaning, if you want white teeth you also need enamel repairing stuff. Sensodyne does it.[/QUOTE] Hmm i'll look into it. Thanks!

I use this: [img]https://ozbo.com/images/P/18623CL.JPG[/img]

I gargle with motor oil. Fuck the OP.

Fuck that, we are going to use that handy toothpaste for weapon ammo!

Facepunchers..using toothpaste?!?! :aaaaa:

The shit is so hard to put on the toothbrush without it going all over the place.