I got the most amazing toothpaste ever - General

Lol OP. Ill pick one up at pay-day.

I'd like to try this some time, I'm always hesitant though because of price.

[img]http://wowers.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/toothpaste1.jpg[/img] "It's fucking toothpaste"

Probably expensive as hell. [editline]12:08AM[/editline] [QUOTE=CMasta;18051740] "It's fucking toothpaste"[/QUOTE] Long time no see cmasta....

Shit I need to get a canister of that. The only thing that would make it better is if it came out in a creme or foam substance. :frown:

Read it as " I got the most amazing blowjob ever."

They add plaque into the paste to make it [i]seem[/i] like its brushing off more plaque.

[QUOTE=Dougz;18052250]Read it as " I got the most amazing blowjob ever."[/QUOTE] No you didn't. You read the title perfectly, then thought it would be funny to lie about it like this. I'm getting tired of "OMG LEIK I READ THE TITLE AS: [LOL SOME PUN I JUST MADE UP BUT DIEDNT RULLY REED IT AS]"

I used that. Cleanest my mouth ever felt. Now I gotta used this toothpaste with 2.8% more flouride, for medical reasons.

Eh, I forget to wash my teeth once every few days too. It's very easily done.

[QUOTE=leet;18051997]Shit I need to get a canister of that. The only thing that would make it better is if it came out in a creme or foam substance. :frown:[/QUOTE] It does.

That sounds fancy, but what I thought was gross was that you have braces and don't brush your teeth often.

[img]http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7358/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqh.png[/img]

[QUOTE=b4nny;18052589]No you didn't. You read the title perfectly, then thought it would be funny to lie about it like this. I'm getting tired of "OMG LEIK I READ THE TITLE AS: [LOL SOME PUN I JUST MADE UP BUT DIEDNT RULLY REED IT AS]"[/QUOTE] A lot of the time I really DO read titles wrong. Like I'll see them in my peripheral vision and misread them, or read two titles together as a single one. Sometimes, more worryingly, I'll be actively reading a title, and completely fuck it up. I'm getting worried that perhaps I'm developing dyslexia :/ I've always been above average in my ability to read and whatnot... I hope I don't develop it now.

I brush my teeth with alcohol :smug:

People with shit breath need this. Now.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18056390]I brush my teeth with alcohol :smug:[/QUOTE] That's actually pretty good because alcohol is a good anti-bacterial liquid. Most mouthwash products use alcohol as the main "germ killler".

[QUOTE=RedStar;18042834]oify's better tbh gd is just a lot of people attempting to be oify and failing miserably[/QUOTE] Said the troll.

[QUOTE=jalit;18056436]That's actually pretty good because alcohol is a good anti-bacterial liquid. Most mouthwash products use alcohol as the main "germ killler".[/QUOTE] The best way though it to mix fluoride with it so it really protects your teeth.

That stuff tastes like shit.

I bet it's got nothing on Darkie brand toothpaste (The name comes from the appearance of black people having very very white teeth) [IMG]http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4470/darlie.jpg[/IMG]

First thing that came to my mind when i read braces DENTAL PLAN

He needs one.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;18056568]I bet it's got nothing on Darkie brand toothpaste (The name comes from the appearance of black people having very very white teeth) [IMG]http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4470/darlie.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Am I the only one who noticed all the black puns on these toothpaste boxes?