Throw a quarter of a nut to it each day, keep it as your prisoner.
[QUOTE=Telepethi;25522438]OP, wtf
You're considering letting an animal die and rot inside your chimney flue just because you're afraid the squirrel will bite someone and give them rabies and/or track soot on your carpet?
1- If you get bit go to a doctor, rabies isn't a big deal if you get it seen to immediately
2- Get a [b]bloody carpet shark[/b] or whatever[/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/carpetshark.png[/img]
OK it's official. RIP squirrel :(
If it starts to get stinky, we all agreed that we're gonna turn on the fireplace even though it's not that cold yet.
Call a chimney cleaner and when the squirrel ruins your carpet or bites someone call the cleaning company and make them pay for it.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;25541223]OK it's official. RIP squirrel :(
If it starts to get stinky, we all agreed that we're gonna turn on the fireplace even though it's not that cold yet.[/QUOTE]
Wow you're a pussy. You let a squirrel die because you're afraid of it and some black marks. Fuck you.
Oh wow that's kind of retarded.
Let it out? No my carpet might get dirty.
Kill it then get it out? Nah.
Ok so it's suffocated, get it out now? Can't be fucked.
You do realise that when it gets stinky it's going to be WORSE to clean out. The sooner you do it the better you lazy wimpy twit.
I told you. We tried getting it out by opening the vent. The thing was stuck somewhere up in the chimney before it got to the vent.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;25541223]OK it's official. RIP squirrel :(
If it starts to get stinky, we all agreed that we're gonna turn on the fireplace even though it's not that cold yet.[/QUOTE]Read my previous post... don't stick your head up the chimney when you go to clean the thing out.
Turning on the fireplace will do nothing but turn rotting squirrel into smoked rotten squirrel.
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;25542973]Turning on the fireplace will do nothing but turn rotting squirrel into smoked rotten squirrel.[/QUOTE]
It won't smell as bad atleast, smell like cooked meat instead of rotting carcass
Two words:
Air cannon.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;25529634]I work with hospice patients all the time at work. I clean shit off of deceased patients at least 3 times a day, and then wrap them and take them to the morgue.[/QUOTE]
But you're afraid of it biting you?
Are you serious?
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[QUOTE=collegegrad;25542454]I told you. We tried getting it out by opening the vent. The thing was stuck somewhere up in the chimney before it got to the vent.[/QUOTE]
Or maybe it tried to climb up but got stuck and suffocated to death.
Good job putting off saving its life.
[QUOTE=Jund;25543119]But you're afraid of it biting you?
Are you serious?
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Or maybe it tried to climb up but got stuck and suffocated to death.
Good job putting off saving its life.[/QUOTE]
It's just a fucking squirrel dude. People kill them all the time when driving/playing with BB Guns. Just saying.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;25543446]It's just a fucking squirrel dude. People kill them all the time when driving/playing with BB Guns. Just saying.[/QUOTE]
You're an asshole, and the people that kill wildlife for fun are assholes.
Rednecks shooting animals while driving doesn't justify letting a living creature die a horrible death in your chimney.
Except I kind of half-assed tried to save it. I'm not gonna cry over its life because it died. It's a meaningless animal with a meaningless life.
If a paralyzed blind deaf mute person died, would you cry?
You could call those animal rescue people.
[QUOTE=Fort83;25543973]Just so you know OP if you ever get stuck in my chimney I'll do to you what you did to that squirrel[/QUOTE]The OP's parents tried to save him by opening the vent, and no matter how cute the animal is, it's not worth calling in professionals over a single squirrel.
Facepunch, the only place where human lives are worth the exact same as cute animals.
I once shot a heron in the head with a pellet gun, is FP gonna go PETA on me now?
[QUOTE=Inacio;25547794]Oh Jobby you always so nice[/QUOTE]
I'm Scottish, it is in my nature.
[QUOTE=Inacio;25547895]OP is a pussy
Let's get things straight here. He could get a bucket, open the damn thing and put the SQUIRREL outside his house.
[B]You don't have a bear on your chimney OP, god dammit[/B][/QUOTE]I miss bad reading.
[quote]I just called my dad. He said that he tried opening the vent this morning, but the squirrel didn't fall into the fireplace. He thinks it's still alive, but stuck somewhere.[/quote]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?1007099-Help-Me-Raise-A-Cute-Kitteh-Lots-of-Pics-More-To-Come]PS it wasn't a squirrel in your chimney you monster[/url]
[QUOTE=Jobby;25547975][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?1007099-Help-Me-Raise-A-Cute-Kitteh-Lots-of-Pics-More-To-Come]PS it wasn't a squirrel in your chimney you monster[/url][/QUOTE]
What?
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OK right now we're trying to blow it out/in with a leaf blower. Not working.
Hopefully it didn't die, and its bird friend came and rescued it out.
God all you peta members here make me want to take the shotgun out and kill some of the fuckers right now.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;25547716]Except I kind of half-assed tried to save it. I'm not gonna cry over its life because it died. It's a meaningless animal with a meaningless life.
If a paralyzed blind deaf mute person died, would you cry?[/QUOTE]
You forget Facepunch cares more about fluffy animals than humans.
It's amazing how many people in this thread are raging over the death of a household pest.
I have to poison squirrels all the time because they tear the shit out of our garden.
go buy tent flooring (i cant remember its real name but its like a clear tarp that goes on the bottom of your tent if it's wet), cover your living room, open your front door, and try to block any openings to anywhere else in your house (doors, hallways, vents etc)
there :buddy:
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[QUOTE=TailsPrower;25530460]It's a fucking squirrel guys. I used to kill them for fun.[/QUOTE]
first sign of being a serial killer
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