How to sneak a dismantled bike into school without getting caught?
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Why is dismantled and why do you wish to bring it into the school?
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[QUOTE=Veribigbos;20832082]1. Remantle
2. Contact the school staff and tell them you found a bike just like the ones the staff uses
3. Get rewarded for finding the bike and returning it
4. Your a few bucks richer, and you had your laugh at stealing.
Stealing is bad, mmmm'kay?[/QUOTE]
And they'll assume he stole it...
Go get your dads sabersaw or pipecutter and destroy every piece
put each part in about 20 bags
get shitload of friends to carry bags
it's food fight season
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You stole a bike?
WHY?
Who cares if it's school property, somebody WORKED to pay for it (either the teachers, taxpayers or whoever pays school property in your school) and you STOLE it and want to DISMANTLE IT?
:ohdear:
I don't understand how you benefit from sneaking a bike into the school, OP. It doesn't seem worth the trouble.
[QUOTE=Droid;20828726]Hmm..........nah. Care to give a suggestion on the topic please?[/QUOTE]
You're a cunt. I hope if you're working to pay for your family one day, say, as a truck driver, someone steals and destroys the truck that you payed for yourself.
stop stealing bikes in the middle of a recession.
Hide it in your anus
Send it back to them, one piece at a time, until they meet your demands.
[QUOTE=Droid;20828741]School pays for it, don't trip[/QUOTE]
Yeah rebel, school is bad for you, yeah!
Totally not wasting your parents tax money, yeah!
Turn yourself in.
Bury it ... next to the bodys.
Get friends, then a life, then a girlfriend. Then stop stealing stupid shit because your mad at your school.
O don't know who the hell it was, but someone stole one of my bikes, fuckers got busted further down the street and ditched a bike even better than the one they stole.
i stripped it, painted it fully black and made it unrecognizeable, it's dicks like you that are the shame of this piss poor generation
Shove it your ear, sounds like there's plenty of room in there. :downs:
Just kidding. In all seriousness though, why the fuck are you so stupid to do such a thing? Be honest and say you took their bike, give it back to them, or else you'll end up being among the biggest cunts on earth.
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