Tests can be rescheduled. Call them up and say you won't be able to make it in and will have to do it in a week or so.
No reason to screw yourself over.
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;22656855]Tests can be rescheduled. Call them up and say you won't be able to make it in and will have to do it in a week or so.
No reason to screw yourself over.[/QUOTE]
2 hours 30 minutes to reschedule. I am 17 and my mom would never allow me to reschedule. The waiting list for an FAA examiner around here can be several months long
[QUOTE=Qwerty?;22656019]Throw yourself down the stairs on the day of the test[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Aaronn;22656884]2 hours 30 minutes to reschedule. I am 17 and my mom would never allow me to reschedule. The waiting list for an FAA examiner around here can be several months long[/QUOTE]
I think you should tell her the reason. The chance that she'll understand and allow you to reschedule is certainly worth the risk that she may not like that you smoke weed.
dude, take a water bottle and some chocholate syrup into the shitter.
drop the water in in bursts, smear some chocholate at the bottom of the bowl and flush.
Tell your parents you've got diarrhea, your stomache hurts etc.
nobody ever questions diarrhea because it's too gross
Seriously man just fake an accident or have a real one if you have to. No point ruining your career when you can just delay it by a year. Worse comes to worst get hit by a slow traveling car, it's not as if they'll be able to accuse it of being deliberate then.
That or take something to make yourself sick.
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22657151]dude, take a water bottle and some chocholate syrup into the shitter.
drop the water in in bursts, smear some chocholate at the bottom of the bowl and flush.
Tell your parents you've got diarrhea, your stomache hurts etc.
nobody ever questions diarrhea because it's too gross[/QUOTE]
Do this do this do this.
This is honestly your best option.
Tell your parents that you want to take the test, and that once you start feeling better then you'll be happy to go.
Also, don't be all like "Lol i hav direha i guess i can't take the drug test now derp", just be like "Ugh, I feel like shit." And say you don't think the diarrhea is over yet, and ask your parents politely to leave the room. Make some more noises and then come out a few minutes later. Say something like "I don't think that's the last of it, but I don't think it's coming right now.
Tell them you were feeling a bit odd last night, but you didn't tell them because you didn't want them to worry.
Don't even mention the drug test.
Eat tooth paste. It makes you throw up.
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;22657811]Do this do this do this.
This is honestly your best option.
Tell your parents that you want to take the test, and that once you start feeling better then you'll be happy to go.
Also, don't be all like "Lol i hav direha i guess i can't take the drug test now derp", just be like "Ugh, I feel like shit." And say you don't think the diarrhea is over yet, and ask your parents politely to leave the room. Make some more noises and then come out a few minutes later. Say something like "I don't think that's the last of it, but I don't think it's coming right now.
Tell them you were feeling a bit odd last night, but you didn't tell them because you didn't want them to worry.
Don't even mention the drug test.[/QUOTE]
You were one of those kids who made really elaborate plans and acted like a professional actor to fake sick to get out of school too, weren't you?
Just take a bunch of Niacin (real stuff, not flush free shit).
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22658180]You were one of those kids who made really elaborate plans and acted like a professional actor to fake sick to get out of school too, weren't you?[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah.
It wasn't to get out of tests, either. They'd just make me take them when I got back. It was mainly to get more then 2 days away from 2 of my teachers who sucked at their jobs. They were so damn annoying.
"Okay class, now we're going to learn parts of the constitution. Clap with me!"
Once she sent me out in the middle of a big test to get her a coke from the teacher's lounge. Then she bitched when I said I didn't have enough time to finish the test.
So glad I'll never have to see her ever again.
Ahahaha. I bullshitted my way out of so much school.
i'd heat up a wheat pack, leave it on my head until i heard mum coming.
then she'd check my foreheads temperature and she'd think i was burning up and shit.
[QUOTE=DaApocalypse;22658284]Just take a bunch of Niacin (real stuff, not flush free shit).[/QUOTE]
Niacin would work if he had a few days. He does not.
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;22658030]Eat tooth paste. It makes you throw up.[/QUOTE]
It also fucks your insides up pretty bad.
Don't do this.
If you want to throw up just put your fingers down your throat. Tooth paste seems unnecessary.
Fuck man! What happened! Are you out of flying forever?! Don't leave us hanging!!
I don't know wether to laugh, cry, or facepalm.
I'm gonna lol if he went to the thing and failed it.
There were so many ways to get out of it if he really wanted to.
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;22658286]Oh yeah.
It wasn't to get out of tests, either. They'd just make me take them when I got back. It was mainly to get more then 2 days away from 2 of my teachers who sucked at their jobs. They were so damn annoying.
"Okay class, now we're going to learn parts of the constitution. Clap with me!"
Once she sent me out in the middle of a big test to get her a coke from the teacher's lounge. Then she bitched when I said I didn't have enough time to finish the test.
So glad I'll never have to see her ever again.[/QUOTE]
I never even bothered with faking shit. I just didn't go. shit.
wrong thread edit
Come on 2-d, at least show some sympathy. The guy couldn't stay up all night just to find a method. And this is his carreer and dream that's pretty much on the line. This is like the shit where two minors get caught and the girl screams rape because she doesn't want to face responsibility and then the guy is stuck having to warn neighbors if and when he ever moves
Shit man.
I had the same thing happen to me, except i was on probation and i had a drug test.
i had a friend pee in a condom and i had it taped to my thigh all day. i was a fucking nervous wreck. and then i get to the place and the probation counselor was sick that day and i didnt have to take the test.
You fucked up your own career, deal with it.
So what happened then
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;22661743]Come on 2-d, at least show some sympathy. The guy couldn't stay up all night just to find a method. And this is his carreer and dream that's pretty much on the line. This is like the shit where two minors get caught and the girl screams rape because she doesn't want to face responsibility and then the guy is stuck having to warn neighbors if and when he ever moves[/QUOTE]
Firstly, he brought it on himself by being too much of a stoner to remember he was going to have a drug test.
Secondly, its not hard to pass a drug test if you know what you're doing.
Thirdly, he could have faked sick so many ways and gotten out of it.
No one could blame him for missing a test if he's shitting his guts.
And I don't see how this has anything to with minors fucking.
But I do feel sorry for his stupid ass. (I'm saying this all out of love)
No one should be forced to pretend that don't enjoy a nice bowl of weed every now and again...or everyday. Its a total invasion of privacy.
I am just wondering what happened.....
Should of bought some quick fix.
try to find a whizzinator (or something like it) at a local headshop. it's your only hope.
my friend got a job at an airport using one of those. he smokes every day.
I need to know what happened!!!!!!
What happened???
Come on, buddy... we need an update here...
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