Let's hope for the best... I hope he passed or something
Owned biatch you just wasted 2 yrs of your life.
[B]MOTHERFUCKERS I GOT IT RESCHEDULED TO JULY 7 [/B]
Fucking shit. Alright so, my last post was made early this morning before I went upstairs. I get off FP with all of your ideas in my head. First I raided the fucking fridge and ate a ton of random shit until I wanted to die. I then stole a jar of my dads moonshine (completely straight alcohol moonshine with no added flavors or anything) and chugged as much as I could. I hate alcohol. I [B][U]especially[/U][/B] hate straight 100+ proof without any chaser.
The reason I do this, is not to get drunk. The taste of this shit makes me gag and feel sick anyway. Combined with a full stomach of random food, I felt sicker than ever.
I know you're all thinking, "You idiot there are better ways to do this." Well fuck off I was really stressed and this is the first thing I could think of.
I didn't throw up right away. I had my older sister punch me in the stomach and I still didnt vomit. I felt like complete shit. Finally, I jumped around like an idiot until I really think I'm going to die from all this bullshit and I finally vomit everything. EVERYTHING.
Not only did I vomit, due to all the shit I had just went through, I literally looked like hell and had a pretty good fever sweat going on. So when my mom freaks the fuck out, I was able to pass of being sick like a pro because I was very fucking sick.
My mom called the doctor and shit and rescheduled. I sat in bed until she left for work and then went to a friends house still feeling sick as balls and probably buzzed.
Anyway.
Don't you fuckers EVER forget you have a FAA medical examination approaching. I now have more than 20 days to get clean and even for added safety, I have time to get some detox.
Career saved. Love you guys
I'm glad to hear that. I was worried, man...
Smooth
Damn straight! :D
Ah nice one.
I gotta admit, that's pretty fucking badass.
This is also a good moment to stop smoking weed for the rest of your life.
From now on, that trick shall be called "An Aaronn".
[QUOTE=PirateMax;22670556]This is also a good moment to stop smoking weed for the rest of your life.[/QUOTE]
rest of life =/= 20 days
Don't think so papi
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[QUOTE=Anubis678;22670269]I'm glad to hear that. I was worried, man...[/QUOTE]
:h:
You are a fucking boss.
Thanks to everyone who posted positively :h::h::h:
Thus, A crisis was averted, until July 4th, when he celebrates with some weed because he forgets he has his rescheduled test in 3 days.
Take above advice, I have nothing against weed, but in your particular situation, you would be better off without.
[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;22670685]Thus, A crisis was averted, until July 4th, when he celebrates with some weed because he forgets he has his rescheduled test in 3 days.
Take above advice, I have nothing against weed, but in your particular situation, you would be better off without.[/QUOTE]
Nah. I don't think I will ever forget something like this again. It was extremely stupid of me to forget it in the first place. I'm going to keep smoking until I actually get a job in aviation.
[QUOTE=Aaronn;22670773]Nah. I don't think I will ever forget something like this again. It was extremely stupid of me to forget it in the first place. I'm going to keep smoking until I actually get a job in aviation.[/QUOTE]
Good luck with quitting then. (<- No sarcasm there)
And I'm glad you averted this shit storm. Though, I can imagine the lulz to be had if you had failed...
That... sucks what you went through but hell yeah was it worth it, eh?! Don't fuck this one up now haha, glad it worked though.
Awesome man.
Nice.
[B]FUCK YEAH.
[/B]Glad to see you aren't getting in any trouble.
Noice!
[QUOTE=Aaronn;22670773]I'm going to keep smoking until I actually get a job in aviation.[/QUOTE]
What...?
[QUOTE=Ormbunke;22671984]What...?[/QUOTE]
After the test, he is going to pick up smoking again until he actually lands a job in the field of aviation.
Currently, he is merely taking the drug test for a certificate - not employment.
[editline]01:33AM[/editline]
Silly.
[QUOTE=RubberDuckeh;22672064]After the test, he is going to pick up smoking again until he actually lands a job in the field of aviation.
Currently, he is merely taking the drug test for a certificate - not employment.
[editline]01:33AM[/editline]
Silly.[/QUOTE]
Here I sit at my desk, wondering what the fuck is going on in some peoples minds.
[QUOTE=Ormbunke;22672094]Here I sit at my desk, wondering what the fuck is going on in some peoples minds.[/QUOTE]
What are you even confused about?
[QUOTE=rnate;22672116]What are you even confused about?[/QUOTE]
Why people smoke weed and ruin their brains, get close to fucking their life over completely, yet keep smoking.
[editline]03:38AM[/editline]
Just noticed the thread was moved to Drug Discussion.
Well, I'm off.
[QUOTE=Ormbunke;22672094]Here I sit at my desk, wondering what the fuck is going on in some peoples minds.[/QUOTE]
You think I would quit because of this incident? Maybe if I actually considered weed a negative influence in my life. But I consider the ole' Mary Jane to be a great positive in my life. It's my way of relaxing and rewarding myself.
[editline]09:41PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ormbunke;22672149]Why people smoke weed and ruin their brains, get close to fucking their life over completely, yet keep smoking.
[editline]03:38AM[/editline]
Just noticed the thread was moved to Drug Discussion.
Well, I'm off.[/QUOTE]
This thread was always in DD you moron...
Weed doesn't ruin your brain ahahaha
Enjoyable that the silly goody two shoes says weed ruins your brain but failed to realize he was in the Drug Discussion forum to begin with.
Anywho, congrats on the second chance and all.
Wah.
Thought it was in GD first. Whatever.
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