[QUOTE=Ormbunke;22672249]Wah.
Thought it was in GD first. Whatever.[/QUOTE]
And I thought you weren't a dumbshit at first, whatever. And if weed ruins my brain, what the fuck have you been smoking? (Clicking on Drug Discussion, instead of GD)
[QUOTE=Ormbunke;22672149]Why people smoke weed and ruin their brains, get close to fucking their life over completely, yet keep smoking.[/QUOTE]
Your stupidity ruins my brain...
[QUOTE=Ormbunke;22672249]Wah.
Thought it was in GD first. Whatever.[/QUOTE]
So spaced out he didn't even know where he was and he says our brains are being ruined?
lol
This thread made me happy :smile:
Good job man :smug:
Better call Saul! (lawyer)
If only we were all experienced chemists. :saddowns:
fyi 3 weeks isn't long enough to 100% properly detox if you 420 erry day
good luck and whatnot though
you can test positive 6 months later if they do hair testing...
[QUOTE=Roo-kie;22673719]fyi 3 weeks isn't long enough to 100% properly detox if you 420 erry day
good luck and whatnot though
you can test positive 6 months later if they do [B]hair testing[/B]...[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure he said urine. And bullshit 3 weeks isn't long enough. I smoked everyday for a year, and pissed dirty for the Marines, and 5 days later, I was clean. Largely dependent on your metabolism, and weight. Which is in my case, fast metabolism, low weight. (5'4", 140lbs 19 years old lol shorty pants)
[QUOTE=Roo-kie;22673719]fyi 3 weeks isn't long enough to 100% properly detox if you 420 erry day
good luck and whatnot though
you can test positive 6 months later if they do hair testing...[/QUOTE]
There are expensive detox pills ($60 per detox) that completely detox you in less than 3 days. I have a friend whom was on probation for 2 years. He had scheduled drug testing every 2 weeks. Never stopped smoking.
[QUOTE=rnate;22673821]Pretty sure he said urine. And bullshit 3 weeks isn't long enough. I smoked everyday for a year, and pissed dirty for the Marines, and 5 days later, I was clean. Largely dependent on your metabolism, and weight. Which is in my case, fast metabolism, low weight. (5'4", 140lbs 19 years old lol shorty pants)[/QUOTE]
yeah so you're skinny, there's no metabolised thc in your fat cells.
Don't say bullshit if you haven't failed a test before.
[QUOTE=Aaronn;22673852]There are expensive detox pills ($60 per detox) that completely detox you in less than 3 days. I have a friend whom was on probation for 2 years. He had scheduled drug testing every 2 weeks. Never stopped smoking.[/QUOTE]
complete detox? I think you mean completely able to pass urinalysis in 3 days.
yay :D
pilot at 17
i need a job
[QUOTE=Roo-kie;22674099]yeah so you're skinny, there's no metabolised thc in your fat cells.
Don't say bullshit if you haven't failed a test before.
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Did you even read my post?? I said I PISSED DIRTY (aka failed) for the Marines.
Holy shit, first time back on here in ages and this is the first thing I see haha. I was freaking out on the first page, glad you didn't get fucked over man.
[QUOTE=dustbusta;22674630]Holy shit, first time back on here in ages and this is the first thing I see haha. I was freaking out on the first page, glad you didn't get fucked over man.[/QUOTE]
missin' ya man
This thread truly made my day, also congrats!
somewhat related, don't want to make a new thread and take up space, my friend has a drug test coming up, last time she smoked was the 8th. she's complaining that she doesn't want to drink cranberry juice to make sure she passes cause it's for a job.
Me personally I'd just go clean once I hear back from them, and I'd drink a shit load of water and juice, but I don't want to tell her to do that because I'm not even 100% and I'd probably end up getting a higher end detox kit.
what should I suggest for her to do?
[QUOTE=rnate;22674362]Did you even read my post?? I said I PISSED DIRTY (aka failed) for the Marines.[/QUOTE]
my bad
do they still let you in if you fail once?
[QUOTE=Roo-kie;22676732]my bad
do they still let you in if you fail once?[/QUOTE]
It's the Marines, they'll let you in once you pass as long as you can hold a gun
[QUOTE=Roo-kie;22676732]my bad
do they still let you in if you fail once?[/QUOTE]
Well, that's bullshit Lamb...I failed it for my recruiter, not the actual medical examiner. I don't think they let you in if you fail. My recruiter was just cool.
It was a joke.
Oh, well alot of people are like that in a serious way.
[QUOTE=Aaronn;22670169][B]MOTHERFUCKERS I GOT IT RESCHEDULED TO JULY 7 [/B]
Fucking shit. Alright so, my last post was made early this morning before I went upstairs. I get off FP with all of your ideas in my head. First I raided the fucking fridge and ate a ton of random shit until I wanted to die. I then stole a jar of my dads moonshine (completely straight alcohol moonshine with no added flavors or anything) and chugged as much as I could. I hate alcohol. I [B][U]especially[/U][/B] hate straight 100+ proof without any chaser.
The reason I do this, is not to get drunk. The taste of this shit makes me gag and feel sick anyway. Combined with a full stomach of random food, I felt sicker than ever.
I know you're all thinking, "You idiot there are better ways to do this." Well fuck off I was really stressed and this is the first thing I could think of.
I didn't throw up right away. I had my older sister punch me in the stomach and I still didnt vomit. I felt like complete shit. Finally, I jumped around like an idiot until I really think I'm going to die from all this bullshit and I finally vomit everything. EVERYTHING.
Not only did I vomit, due to all the shit I had just went through, I literally looked like hell and had a pretty good fever sweat going on. So when my mom freaks the fuck out, I was able to pass of being sick like a pro because I was very fucking sick.
My mom called the doctor and shit and rescheduled. I sat in bed until she left for work and then went to a friends house still feeling sick as balls and probably buzzed.
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This is hilarious. I'm glad you got out of it man
Congratulations Aaronn, I was worried. ;)
Nice panic-reasoning there, man :) Glad you didn't ruin your career.
As you said, you have tests every year. Next time, when you know a test is approaching, start smoking legal highs or something instead. They don't show up on tests.
Haha good job man, got pretty worried about you during the first page, I seen you mention your flying fairly often and it looks like you've spent a fair amount of time and money getting to where you are... Glad it's okay now. When you get a full license be sure to come over to the UK, pick some of us up and go for a smoke :smug:
Also, it would be shit if your dad somehow found out you drank his moonshine and they worked out that you downed it to miss the test... But i'm guessing you've already taken this into consideration.
Good job son, take that as a warning.
An easy way to make yourself throw up is get a glass of warm water with 4 tablespoons of salt mixed in and chug that.
Next time, burn wood, mix coal with water, chug it down, instantly deliver a beam puke.
It's very hard to get it down though because of the taste/feeling.
You probably know about this trick if you're in the air force. In war the soldiers use it if they're poisoned.
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[QUOTE=joe588;22680425]An easy way to make yourself throw up is get a glass of warm water with 4 tablespoons of salt mixed in and chug that.[/QUOTE]
I never heard of that. It sounds rather dangerous.
[QUOTE=Within;22680628]Next time, burn wood, mix coal with water, chug it down, instantly deliver a beam puke.
It's very hard to get it down though because of the taste/feeling.
You probably know about this trick if you're in the air force. In war the soldiers use it if they're poisoned.
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I never heard of that. It sounds rather dangerous.[/QUOTE]
Dangerous? It's only salt. I'd rather drink that than charcoal.
I doubt it's dangerous. 4 Tablespoons is probably more than the RDA for Salt but if it works and you do it once I don't see a problem. However puking up can be achieved many ways. I think sprite + bananas can work, strangely.
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