[QUOTE=Gareth;31953517]yes i read it, did you even read my post? Because yours doesnt even make sense, i was just stating how doing cocaine doesn't really have an affect on your intelligence, can you please quote where i said the OP didnt do any drugs because my reading must be so bad that i cant find it in my post[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gareth;31951464][b]he didnt do the H, he sold it.[/b][/QUOTE]
I bolded it for you since you seem to have neglected to see it in my first post, however I never said anything about OP doing drugs, only the man in the story that the OP posted on facepunch.
[QUOTE=MisterM;31958928]Some of them actually are, and its not for you to decide what is or isn't funny especially when you sound so aggressive, m'kay?[/QUOTE]
No, using jokes you heard from south park (and family guy, simpsons, etc) is never funny in real life.
Maybe if you're using it in reference to an episode you saw with friends or others who have seen the episode, but throwing out their jokes without any context is always stupid. But hey, you're calling me hostile because you acted stupid so that shows what I'm up against.
[QUOTE=Valdor;31959904]No, using jokes you heard from south park (and family guy, simpsons, etc) is never funny in real life.
Maybe if you're using it in reference to an episode you saw with friends or others who have seen the episode, but throwing out their jokes without any context is always stupid. But hey, you're calling me hostile because you acted stupid so that shows what I'm up against.[/QUOTE]Using them repeatedly like people tend to do isn't no, it gets annoying and loses its charm. I had not thought of that particular episode aired many years ago until I read the OP.
The context is the thread and it makes perfect sense considering its a story of a heroin dealer, drugs harmed and killed people in this particular case as they usually do. I'm calling you retarded, because you seem to think that's the smart thing to do! :wink:
[QUOTE=MisterM;31960009]Using them repeatedly like people tend to do isn't no, it gets annoying and loses its charm. I had not thought of that particular episode aired many years ago until I read the OP.
The context is the thread and it makes perfect sense considering its a story of a heroin dealer, drugs harmed and killed people in this particular case as they usually do. I'm calling you retarded, because you seem to think that's the smart thing to do! :wink:[/QUOTE]
You're right, the joke was obviously funny like you seem to think it was.
Explains all the boxes! (those stand for funny fyi)
Great story, might be the best thing I've ever read.
Great Read OP.
Enjoyed the story.
Obviously fiction, but still an interesting read.
this is the earliest accessible source [url]http://forums.delteria.com/topic/2455-the-true-story-of-a-heroin-dealer-in-new-york/[/url]
the guy links to an SA thread but the link is broken since it's from 06. if SA has an archive like FP it would be really easy to find it since I have a good time frame to check through
This is a story written by some guy for his English class.
And it's very, VERY late.
tl;dr
just joking, enjoyed reading
[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;31947870]A good read with an interesting subject matter. However unfortunately the story is merely fiction. Police, and police detectives wouldn't disclose any information about a person or a case over the phone. That's the real dead give away. However a lot of the details just don't make sense.[/QUOTE]
This and a massive drug dealer wouldn't write this after getting away clean. There's too high a risk of it being traced back to the original triple murder and details matching up. Either some or all of it is fake, it's well researched though, heroin users do suffer from tolerance drops when in unfamilar surroundings.
Very good read. Has movie potential.
hey man heroin is all hoes and tricks but dont snort it like this dumb bitch
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QXWss.jpg[/img]
If anyone here is a SA member with the archives upgrade they can see the original thread here:
[url]http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2222893[/url]
maybe take some screencaps for us poor non-SA bastards?
[QUOTE=Obama Yo Momma;31942331]That was a great read, I sincerely hope its true.[/QUOTE]
Even if it wasn't true, it was a really cool fucking perspective.
Pretty cool short story, the author is a good writer.
Some errors here and there but impressive overall.
like I always say, longer the post, better the read
and it was a damn good read
Wow, that was great with some mellow music playing.
That was the best fucking story I have ever read. I now feel compelled to play GTA IV.
[QUOTE=TomW411;32011714]That was the best fucking story I have ever read. I now feel compelled to play GTA IV.[/QUOTE]
Completed it again on XBOX today :B
[editline]30th August 2011[/editline]
Because of this thread
Just follow the rules. (thread music)
[video=youtube;6ihPOTDxMfE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ihPOTDxMfE[/video]
did anybody actually read the op?
[QUOTE=aydin690;32012684]did anybody actually read the op?[/QUOTE]
yes?
lol @ the dudes who thought this was real
Wow that was probably the longest piece of literature I've read in awhile.
I don't know if this is a true story or not, but either way it makes for a great read.
I couldn't help but think of that Requiem for a Dream movie whilst reading this.
true story or not, the names and places are altered so don't go looking for that queens triple homicide
Gripping short story, didn't expect it to be that well written.
Awesome read.
I could compare this interned read to that crazy ass cave horror story.
Well worth the read
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