Motherfucking eggnog

[DeadCow]

The hotel I'm staying at is having a huge eggnog, beer, and carols party in the lobby. I went up there for a bit, they had crystal cups of eggnog on silver motherfucking platters. The best part was...

[i]THEY WERE FREE![/i] :buddy:

Of course I got bored of real life and came back to facepunch :3:

[Ancubius]

Motherfucking eggnog.

[Sector 7]

[QUOTE=Billiam;26934493]Why the fuck do people put gold leaf in their food? Gold has no flavor.

It's kind of like putting shredded poor people in your food.[/QUOTE]

Bullshit. Poor people have flavor.

but yeah, eggnog ranks up there with bacon in the list of 'foods so good they deserve their own category.'

[Ancubius]

[QUOTE=Sector 7;26947034]Bullshit. Poor people have flavor.[/QUOTE]
They taste salty.

[AtomicWaffle]

Tastes like Jesus.

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=AtomicWaffle;26947299]Tastes like Jesus.[/QUOTE]

Except Jesus was only poor because he didn't feel like wiggling his fingers and making 60 gold bars appear.

Wait, were you implying poor people taste like Jesus or eggnog tastes like Jesus? Because the latter is right...

[NeuFeX]

[QUOTE=Nerbil;26933331]I'd love to try this stuff, you Americans bash on about it all over the holidays.

I don't think we get it in the UK and I'm too lazy to make some.[/QUOTE]

I won't hold it against you, you are from the UK after all.

[Upgrade123]

I've always loved eggnog, but I found out a few weeks ago that drinking it makes me feel ill. This has never happened before either. :frown:

[Atokniro]

[QUOTE=Godzillarr;26932482]Always wanted to try Eggnog. Don't get it in Australia. :([/QUOTE]

I saw Breaka eggnog around Easter this year. Breaka as in the milk carton company

[DirgeMarksman]

Sorry. But eggnog is not my fancy. It taste like sour milk

[CottonTM]

Fucking eggnog I love you.

[Mizzy]

I've never, ever had eggnog in my life.
It sounds disgusting.

[GodKing]

[QUOTE=Godzillarr;26932482]Always wanted to try Eggnog. Don't get it in Australia. :([/QUOTE]

Is it banned?

[Ringo_Satu]

[QUOTE=DeadKiller987;26932300]I never tasted it.
We don't have it here in Lithuania.[/QUOTE]

I think that gogelmogel is sorta like it mate. I wish we had the real thing too though :saddowns:

[ColdWave]

Mother fucking eggnog cookies by me = Heaven in your mother fucking mouth.

[FunkyHippo]

Thank you so much op, for reminding me to buy FUCKING EGGNOGG. God dammit I keep forgetting to buy that shit.

[ief014]

I love me some roman eggnog