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[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;25085329]I have just apoligized to my mum but i got a slap in the face. They are strongly against masturbation.[/QUOTE] Ask her if she would rather you were having sex with a whore, if she says yes, immediately hire a hooker and sex the night away, if she says no, immediately praise yourself for doing the right thing!

child abuse!!!!!!!!!!!1 [editline]09:09PM[/editline] get her lcoked up imedaitley! so i was beating up my mum for not getting my kfc on time and she raised her arm in fear and i got intimidated that is ABUSE!

Clearly a fake story but a good laugh anyways.

[QUOTE=Sniping Robot;25085386]Threads like this make me wonder why i even go on Facepunch[/QUOTE] Threads like this remind me why I go on Facepunch

Bullshit, why wouldn't she use some toilet paper instead of a crumpled-up, obviously used tissue paper.

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;25085352]god just shut up Parents should be allowed to hit their kids when they get a faceful of cum (even though this is a joke thread) for fuck sake[/QUOTE] Who the fuck picks up a tissue and blows their nose in it when it's obvious that it has been used for SOMETHING and it was even on the fucking floor! And why the fuck are your parents against masturbation? [QUOTE=Croix;25085380]This. I mean, hitting your kids till they bleed is one thing, but a slap if they do something like this is in place.[/QUOTE] But he didn't do ANYTHING! If he had went in to his moms room and said like "Hey mom, look at this" and cum all over her fucking face on purpose then yeah, i'd not have anything against beating the crap out of him but he didn't. You should NOT hit your kid for this. At all. Period.

[QUOTE=AWarGuy;25085373]I'm also Australian and no there fucking not.[/QUOTE] Yea they are. For dicipline they are allowed but not for no reason.

[QUOTE=Croix;25085380]This. I mean, hitting your kids till they bleed is one thing, but a slap if they do something like this is in place.[/QUOTE] When I posted I meant his step-father not his mother. A slap is fine, but a hit is not.

[QUOTE=Lalelalala;25085410]Who the fuck picks up a tissue and blows their nose in it when it's obvious that it has been used for SOMETHING and it was even on the fucking floor! And why the fuck are your parents against masturbation?[/QUOTE] Well that's the thing this is obviously a joke thread, but I'm talking about this hypothetically. [editline]09:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=CounterTunes;25085414]When I posted I meant his step-father not his mother. [B]A slap is fine[/B], but a hit is not.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;25085329]I have just apoligized to my mum but i got a [B]slap in the face[/B]. They are strongly against masturbation.[/QUOTE] Ok I guess there is no issue then

[QUOTE=ashxu;25085362]No you're not. I remember on [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Current_Affair]A Current Affair[/url], a girl called the police because her dad slapped her.[/QUOTE] Why would you watch current affairs shows unless you're an old mega conservative aching for the next big thing to hate

[QUOTE=a2h;25085426]Why would you watch current affairs shows unless you're an old mega conservative aching for the next big thing to hate[/QUOTE] To laugh at morons?

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;25085417]Well that's the thing this is obviously a joke thread, but I'm talking about this hypothetically.[/QUOTE] I don't know if you're just incredibly slow or just trying to annoy me. Why does it matter that it's a joke thread? If it is a joke thread which it most likely is it means that i'm also talking about this hypothetically. SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING IT UP?

Grab that bitch and shove your balls down her throat.

[QUOTE=a2h;25085426]Why would you watch current affairs shows unless you're an old mega conservative aching for the next big thing to hate[/QUOTE] I don't watch It anymore, but it was in the program slot after The Simpsons and before Futurama. So I had half an hour to waste. [QUOTE=Croix;25085442]To laugh at morons?[/QUOTE] and this.

God i'm so hard from this thread.

[QUOTE=Lalelalala;25085463]I don't know if you're just incredibly slow or just trying to annoy me. Why does it matter that it's a joke thread? If it is a joke thread which it most likely is it means that i'm also talking about this hypothetically. SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING IT UP?[/QUOTE] [quote]Who the fuck picks up a tissue and blows their nose in it when it's obvious that it has been used for SOMETHING and it was even on the fucking floor![/quote] Kind of implies you're taking the thread literally broseph

Well, there's nothing you can do, that's one hell of an awkward situation.

Do it again and tell he we told you to.

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Oh god. Oh god, why?

[QUOTE=ashxu;25085472]I don't watch It anymore, but it was in the program slot after The Simpsons and before Futurama. So I had half an hour to waste.[/QUOTE] I remember those days. And OP, now not only have you been inside your mother before, but now you've got semen on her face. Is there something that's horrendously wrong with you?

If this were true, it'd still only be mildly entertaining. I've heard better stories, at least try to make it seem real for fuck's sake.

Well this is rather amusing

an axe directly to the face would be a proper punishment for your behavior

For all the people arguing about parents hitting their children: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bib3qCvxh5Q[/media] He says that it's not real parenting advice, but he does raise some really good points.

Like father, Like son

Even though it's the wrong thing to do, I would have probably punched my kid square in the face for throwing a tissue with jizz in it on the floor and not stopping me from blowing my nose with it.

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;25085352]god just shut up Parents should be allowed to hit their kids when they get a faceful of cum (even though this is a joke thread) for fuck sake[/QUOTE] not when it's the mum's fault.

[QUOTE=Klownox;25085809]not when it's the mum's fault.[/QUOTE] The kid really shouldn't have jizzed it in a tissue and just dropped it on the floor seriously, wtf

Are you a Stiffler?