[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25085800]Even though it's the wrong thing to do, I would have probably punched my kid square in the face for throwing a tissue with jizz in it on the floor and not stopping me from blowing my nose with it.[/QUOTE]
You're an idiot if you blow your nose into something that lies in the floor.
[editline]01:07PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Boeing787;25085826]Are you a Stiffler?[/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
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with an OP title like that, i wouldn't be surprised if you were Dr.Seuss's teenage son.
Your mum is pretty stupid, tell her to soak her head and run to the fucking bathroom next time like a civilised human being.
[QUOTE=CounterTunes;25085367]Fuck your dumb, I live in Australia and it is counted as assault (in my state at least)
Simple fact is if they touch you (And yes you sick fucks are going "LULZ XDDD") it is child abuse/assault.
Call the kids helpline and talk to them about it and hopefully they'll sort your parents out that fapping is okay.[/QUOTE]
Ok yeah get social services involved so you have to have family counciling and possibly be taken away from your parents what a great idea.
[QUOTE=MrTwicks;25085771]Like father, Like son[/QUOTE]
:cawg:
[QUOTE=Callius;25085869]Ok yeah get social services involved so you have to have family counciling and possibly be taken away from your parents what a great idea.[/QUOTE]
Sounds fun :v:
Why would your mother pick up a used tissue off the floor and use it?
cheeseman you are getting way too mad at people on the internet
just settle down man
chill
relax
[QUOTE=Doomish;25085914]cheeseman you are getting way too mad at people on the internet
just settle down man
chill
relax[/QUOTE]
It's countertunes
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;25085933]It's countertunes[/QUOTE]
countertunes my ass
bustin' all up in here calling people annoying and saying everyone hates them because of a suggestion and possibly uninformed opinion
just chill, bro
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;25085933]It's countertunes[/QUOTE]
Relaaaaaax.
Take it eeeeaaasyyy.
[QUOTE=Jack Trades;25085974]Relaaaaaax.
Take it eeeeaaasyyy.[/QUOTE]
Shit song.
[QUOTE=CounterTunes;25085367]Fuck your dumb, I live in Australia and it is counted as assault (in my state at least)
Simple fact is if they touch you (And yes you sick fucks are going "LULZ XDDD") it is child abuse/assault.
Call the kids helpline and talk to them about it and hopefully they'll sort your parents out that fapping is okay.[/QUOTE]
What state is this?
[QUOTE=Doomish;25085968]countertunes my ass
bustin' all up in here calling people annoying and saying everyone hates them because of a suggestion and possibly uninformed opinion
just chill, bro[/QUOTE]
It's
[B]COUNTERTUNES[/B]
Ha, you gave your mom a facial.
If your step dad is like mine, you probably wont sort it out without some bad shit happening. Good luck though.
By the way, post what happens :buddy:
Why did you just throw it on the floor?
Who the fuck blows their nose on a used tissue that lies on the floor. Anyways tell your dad to beat up your step dad, if hes alive
[QUOTE=Doomish;25085968]countertunes my ass
bustin' all up in here calling people annoying and saying everyone hates them because of a suggestion and possibly uninformed opinion
just chill, bro[/QUOTE]
shut up countertunes fucking sucks
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;25085392]child abuse!!!!!!!!!!!1
[editline]09:09PM[/editline]
get her lcoked up imedaitley!
so i was beating up my mum for not getting my kfc on time and she raised her arm in fear and i got intimidated that is ABUSE![/QUOTE]
Assault works both ways genius
If your kid is beating you up you can call social services and have them removed just like in the opposite situation
That's disgusting. You should be ashamed.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25086458]Assault works both ways genius
If your kid is beating you up you can call social services and have them removed just like in the opposite situation[/QUOTE]
I didn't say it didn't work both ways, but the way CounterTunes was making his point it sounded like the answer to everything is calling child services.
Who in the world blows his nose with a hankey that was on the floor?
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I mean come on it was on the floor dammit!
This could be featured in the next American Pie movie.
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