[QUOTE=solid_jake;19886335]
I ain't sharing a bed with one of you pansies.[/QUOTE]
oh come on i wont spoon you or anything
:huh:
Thank you for the offer, but I think I shall decline.
[QUOTE=protoAuthor;19902648]Thank you for the offer, but I think I shall decline.[/QUOTE]
You're missing out bro
i'll come along bro, but only if i can bring my cat.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19904454]You're missing out bro[/QUOTE]
Well... Offer me a tripod death machine and I might come.
I will bring some cats because when they catsplode we can eat them.
I think we could ride osme mexicans there, because they got hops. (my appologies if you are offended by this)
All Citizens Entering Mars are reminded that Freedom is free on Mars.
[QUOTE=Shugo;19885936]Fuck that, the moon would collide with it and break it. I say we bring all those unused D-Link and Linksys routers in my basement and make an elaborate wi-fi system that eventually, albeit very laggily, gives us a connection on Mars.
Here's how it works. We bring a long ethernet cable, but that goes into a router we leave on Everest. That router will give us a very slow connection directly to Mars, but see when we jump to the full moon, we'll leave a router on the Earth side and wire it to another router on the Mars side. So, whenever the full moon passes by, we'll have a stronger connection.
Like so:
[img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2740/spaceternet.png[/img][/QUOTE]
thats some long link sys shit.
just take a satellite and put it into orbit around mars.
Okay, I'm gonna launch.
All those aboard prepare for launch.
Estimated Traveling Time: 3 Weeks.
[QUOTE=protoAuthor;19904599]Well... Offer me a tripod death machine and I might come.[/QUOTE]
I will offer you a free pair of moon shoes but that is it.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19905254]I will offer you a free pair of moon shoes but that is it.[/QUOTE]
You make a hard bargain... Done.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19905134]Okay, I'm gonna launch.
All those aboard prepare for launch.
Estimated Traveling Time: 3 Weeks.[/QUOTE]
Sir, we're still in Iceland.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ahjF0.jpg[/img]
God-dammit, what's the area code for Mars again?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ[/url]
There is now.
[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;19893784]Ok guys, your plans are great, but you do realise the Moon will be facing us, so if we even do jump to it we won't land on the Moon. We're obviously going to need some equipment to help us, so here's a few pictures of what I mean:
[IMG]http://www.nps.gov/history/history/online_books/region_111/vol3-2c2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://kingsnaps.net/userdir/KINGSNAPS-CARABINERS-SAFETY-HOOKS-RIGGING-MARINE-SADDLE.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.libertymountain.com/images/btn_climbing.jpg[/IMG]
(Above image shows what we'll potentially be doing)
First we need to be outfitted for climbing, make sure you're tightly secured because the Moon gives quite a pull. It's best to throw your daggers or ice picks into craters as they are more secure. Then you best hold tight and the Moon will pull you along. Then just hold tight for a few more seconds and the Moon's gravitational pull will pull you in.
[editline]09:54PM[/editline]
This might work for Mars too.[/QUOTE]
I fucking love climbing.
Fuck yeah.
I have to go now.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;19885214]Is there internet on Mars?
How will I facepunch?[/QUOTE]
There's internet just no good ISP's.
I can see it now, commercials saying "OUR 11G NETWORK HAS THE BEST COVERAGE OF MARS!!! BUY BUY BUY! IF YOU BUY NOW WE'LL INCLUDE A DEAD RACCOON, DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR DOORSTEP!"
[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;19890778]I can :chef:
[img_thumb]http://errur.com/New/Uploads/216.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Good, looks like you are experienced in making shit patties, we will need something to eat with the little resources we have.
[editline]12:53AM[/editline]
I will permit you to be pulled behind my space ship in my passenger shuttle, here's a picture.
[IMG]http://daddytypes.com/archive/paperpod.jpg[/IMG]
Fuck jumping, I'm going to buy me one of these bad boys.. [img]http://www.cnet.co.uk/i/c/nws/gadgets/jetpack/jetpack-1.jpg[/img]
I will be joining in as chief network manager, but first you must give me a weapon.
Okay, so.. go to mars.. kill all the men.. have your sisters to myself?
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg/417px-Checkmark_green.svg.png[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=nick10510;19907025]Okay, so.. go to mars.. kill all the men.. have your sisters to myself?
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg/417px-Checkmark_green.svg.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
The women are for everyone! If you have a problem with that you'll have to bring it up to our new Chief of Security.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lQYvu.jpg[/IMG]
Be careful guys, who knows what things they on mars.
[img]http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/13e7a3b1310363792d126659d648fd741230839794_full.jpg[/img]
God speed.
Yeah, I've basically spread the word of this to two chicks at my school. Both thought that the plan was awesome, and have signed up to come. [IMG] http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs261.snc1/8829_1140917085512_1304978203_30461442_4712130_n.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs179.snc1/6734_141283328581_773648581_3321430_7954787_n.jpg[/IMG]
It gets pretty cold on Mars... don't forget your snuggies!
Bring a rocket launcher too. (it makes you jump higher if you've got the skillz)
[b]Okay guys, if we are going to get this to work we need to get organized[/b]
we only have until Tuesday to make sure we are set and ready for this. From what I have been reading there are way more people coming than expected, and A LOT more luggage than expected.
This small operation is turning into a big one fast, if we are going to pull this off we need to get organized STAT.
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;19885283]Whats the arrangements for oxygen and heating on mars? Who's going to bring the generator?[/QUOTE]
Ill supply the generator, don't worry.
I say when we get there to build one of these bad boys with our own hands!
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/133/d/7/Ogame_Space_Ship_Wallpaper_by_ToBiOh.jpg[/img]
btw I'm coming and want to take place as chief engineer.
That's one nice ship you got there :buddy:
Needs more 500" guns, or so.
[QUOTE=Wipmuck;19908839]That's one nice ship you got there :buddy:
Needs more 500" guns, or so.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry. Every panel has a laser rifle under it. :cool:
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