Don't worry, I got a boat and I can fly it to the moon somehow! Easy jump from there to Mars.
Oh cool, there's a group of farmers who have Ant like cattle.
Okay,
we just landed.
We'll be just a sec.
I'm gonna check out Mars.
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OH, DEAR GOD, MARTIANTS.
LAUNCH LAUNCH LAUNCH
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Gluth;19925198]Okay,
we just landed.
We'll be just a sec.
I'm gonna check out Mars.
[b]Edit:[/b]
OH, DEAR GOD, MARTIANTS.
LAUNCH LAUNCH LAUNCH
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Almost there bud, just refueling and waiting on the moon.
[img]http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z144/emPiRe14_bucket/damoon3.png[/img]
Where will I poop?
Fuck Mars real men go to Pluto
Why do you all want to bug me on Mars?
Leave me and my sexy 22 breasted Wife alone!
[QUOTE=PooInTheLoo;19925347]Where will I poop?[/QUOTE]
2 buckets per carriage.
Low gravity jacking off could be fun.
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;19925426]Fuck Mars real men go to Pluto[/QUOTE]
If only it was a planet. :pluto:
[QUOTE=SGNinja101;19925918]Low gravity jacking off could be fun.[/QUOTE]
Until you get it on your face.
[QUOTE=emPiRe14;19926136]If only it was a planet. :pluto:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl2C3_un1XE[/media]
Hey guys, can I come? I'll bring the marshmallows.
Hey guys, I'm jumping, too. I'll be there in a day or so. I heard the jump to the moon is pretty easy, but the climb is the hard part. Anyways, what should I bring?
heading out to everest now. should be there by Tuesday.
Make sure you take a laptop with you and make a video of the results. K?
I'm in :D
Draw a pentagram around you made from a mixture of dried goat blood(or "Horny Goat Weed") and holy water. (When combined they should form a kind off pastie paint.) It keeps the ghosties away.
He has everything worked out...Someone give this guy a fucking medal!
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19885261]You can count on my steel.[/QUOTE]
And my axe.
Guys is it ok if I bring my D&D set we can have really awesome campaigns on Mars.
I'll bring our toilets.
[IMG]http://www.ugap.fr/images/produits/images/2009/12/pe10-481900_400.jpg[/IMG]
Reserved for men sry.
So crazy, it might just work.. :crossarms:
Alright, I'm on Mt. Everest. I'm bringing food, my laptop, and a modem with a lot of Ethernet cables so we can have LAN parties. Also, one very long fiber optic cable plugged directly into the heart of the internet, so we don't have to worry about not knowing what the hell's going on here at Earth
I'm already ON Mars, rated OP late. Don't you people be comin' on my turf. Go to Venus, you're not welcome here.
I'll tag along, I'll bring my Wiimote
[QUOTE=Whoami;19885165]I've decided that Earth can go fuck itself. I'm planning to found a colony on Mars. Because the colony is so small, things like religion and politics would be irrelevant. We would be dontgiveashitist in every category. So, here's the plan for anyone who wants to come with me. I'm going regardless of if anyone else comes.
[IMG]http://astroprofspage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/ig295_planets_solarsystem_02.jpg[/IMG]
Mars is the fourth planet from the sun. It's right next to Earth, and it's smaller than Earth. That's okay though, because there will only be...maybe 20 of us at most. The point being, we'll have enough room.
Okay, so meet me on top of Mount Everest next Tuesday. I'll be at the highest peak in this picture:
[IMG]http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/Mount%20Everest.jpg[/IMG]
Print it out and take it with you. I'll fire up some flares, don't worry. First, the crescent moon will pass us, but WE ARE NOT JUMPING ON HERE. The crescent moon is very sharp, and it would hurt your hands if you tried to grab onto it. It's probably not going to fly low enough to hit us, but we'll duck just in case. Then we'll wait for the full moon to arrive. Meanwhile, we'll build an igloo and play Wii sports using the electricity from our oxygen suits. We won't need all of the electricity anyway, because we won't be coming back down the mountain.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ceGbw.png[/IMG]
So when the full moon comes, we'll jump on, and it will rotate use around the Earth, and we'll jump off at Mars (because it's right next to Earth). If you can't make the jumps, don't bother coming.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4NF5T.png[/IMG]
See ya next Tuesday.[/QUOTE]
Best of luck to you and your future endeavors.
k i'm on mt. everest. Where you guys at?
[QUOTE=Gluth;19885416]So, how many of us can go?
[b]I've got my shit packed.[/b]
When is it?[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you do. :smug:
[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;19939465]k i'm on mt. everest. Where you guys at?[/QUOTE]
Dude, I'm here. Look for the large mound of boxes
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