I'm going to Mars, who's with?

[TurbisV2]

Wait, do we need to bring oxygene or is there any on mars?

[Gluth]

So, how many of us can go?
I've got my shit packed.
When is it?

[Within]

We need a flag to claim the planet ours and a very...very long Ethernet cable to connect with Earth once our mission is completed.

Very well issued plan, OP. Bravo.

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=TurbisV2;19885380]Wait, do we need to bring oxygene or is there any on mars?[/QUOTE]

We'll make it ourselves :science:

[Herr Sven]

Btw, fuck walking, I'll RIDE THERE!!

And This is my ride!
[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/7ad200spycrabavatar.gif[/IMG][/URL]

[Within]

[QUOTE=TurbisV2;19885380]Wait, do we need to bring oxygene or is there any on mars?[/QUOTE]

Only weaklings need an oxygen supply.

[Negrul1]

[QUOTE=Within;19885417]We need a flag to claim the planet ours and a very...very long Ethernet cable to connect with Earth once our mission is completed.[/QUOTE]

We can just all take all the ones we have at home which we won't need any more (being on mars and all) and tie them together in a big long rope between the planets. Should work.

[tanthreecle]

You have my axe

[TurbisV2]

[QUOTE=Within;19885439]Only weaklings need an oxygen supply.[/QUOTE]

your right.
we need helium.

[Negrul1]

[QUOTE=Within;19885439]Only weaklings need an oxygen supply.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WhMHkKCJw5E/SwifO485DTI/AAAAAAAAAGA/7yLqxIrz_zo/s1600/avatar_quaritch.jpg[/img]

We just hold our breath.

[Karmah]

Give the op a medal, this is hilarious.

[Second-gear-of-]

Do it! Maybe you will find some Prothean shit and boost our technology up 8 billion years. Maybe you find a relay for the Citadel.

[BAZ]

[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19885371]Fuck that shit it's gay

You gotta use these bad boys
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MQdWxeo9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

don't be silly.

those are moon shoes not mars shoes

[Morkcheese]

[QUOTE=tanthreecle;19885471]You have my axe[/QUOTE]
and my bow

[Comcastic]

Are we allowed to bring pets?

[lum1naire]

it won't be much of a colony if we don't bring some sluts to fuck and have children with to make future generations

just bring your sisters

[radioactive]

What if we bring people that think they are girls?

[DainBramageStud]

count me in

[Street_Wolf]

[QUOTE=Hiccuper;19885283]Whats the arrangements for oxygen and heating on mars? Who's going to bring the generator?[/QUOTE]

Psssshhh. . .

Planning ahead is for losers. We improvise, bitch. :smug:

[Amber902]

Can gay people come to? I won't rape you or anything.......

[Cuel]

I'll join
[img]http://www.furnitureclinic.co.uk/images/Plant.jpg[/img]
I will bring a plant so we can produce air.

[Shugo]

[QUOTE=Within;19885417]We need a flag to claim the planet ours and a very...very long Ethernet cable to connect with Earth once our mission is completed.

Very well issued plan, OP. Bravo.[/QUOTE]

Fuck that, the moon would collide with it and break it. I say we bring all those unused D-Link and Linksys routers in my basement and make an elaborate wi-fi system that eventually, albeit very laggily, gives us a connection on Mars.

Here's how it works. We bring a long ethernet cable, but that goes into a router we leave on Everest. That router will give us a very slow connection directly to Mars, but see when we jump to the full moon, we'll leave a router on the Earth side and wire it to another router on the Mars side. So, whenever the full moon passes by, we'll have a stronger connection.

Like so:
[img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2740/spaceternet.png[/img]

[Amber902]

What happens when the moon is on the other side of earth?

[scorpion8754]

Fuck y'all. I'm too fat to jump on the moon. I'll just build a rocket and meet you guys there.

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It's done

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Here's a picture of me and me first mate in my rocket since you will probably ask.
[IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g240/lizcoolmompicks/CMP%2008/cardboardrocket.jpg[/IMG]

[loony383]

[QUOTE=Cuel;19885797]I'll join
[IMG]http://www.furnitureclinic.co.uk/images/Plant.jpg[/IMG]
I will bring a plant so we can produce air.[/QUOTE]
Make sure it's smokeable

[phill977]

I'll bring the potato chips.

Someone has to bring the Cheerios

[Shugo]

[QUOTE=Kyle902;19885963]What happens when the moon is on the other side of earth?[/QUOTE]

Slow connection. The moon is just a connection booster.

[Healthpoint]

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;19885576]and my bow[/QUOTE]
And my sword

[ifaux]

[QUOTE=lum1naire;19885609]it won't be much of a colony if we don't bring some sluts to fuck and have children with to make future generations

just bring your sisters[/QUOTE]

i don't think i want to go anymore

[hexpunK]

[QUOTE=Shugo;19885936]Fuck that, the moon would collide with it and break it. I say we bring all those unused D-Link and Linksys routers in my basement and make an elaborate wi-fi system that eventually, albeit very laggily, gives us a connection on Mars.

Here's how it works. We bring a long ethernet cable, but that goes into a router we leave on Everest. That router will give us a very slow connection directly to Mars, but see when we jump to the full moon, we'll leave a router on the Earth side and wire it to another router on the Mars side. So, whenever the full moon passes by, we'll have a stronger connection.

Like so:
[img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2740/spaceternet.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Better idea, flash flashlights on and off really fast, it'll be like fibre optics, but with less fibre.