I'm going to Mars, who's with? - General

Uh, can we reschedule? I have a dentist appointment on Tuesday. :ohdear:

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[QUOTE=Jund;19886068]Uh, can we reschedule? I have a dentist appointment on Tuesday. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Nope. You don't need teeth on mars. I'm pretty sure with the low gravity food chews itself.

[QUOTE=radioactive;19885224]But Mars doesn't sell chips. [/QUOTE] You'll be fine: [IMG]http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/imgs/media/Ted_s_pix/mars_bar.jpg[/IMG] Also, look up Mary. She'll show you a really good time: [IMG]http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/826/826672/ocd-mary-the-tri-boobed-mutant-20071011021835629-000.jpg[/IMG]

I'll join, this plan is nice and simple, I can't believe NASA hasn't thought of it yet.

[QUOTE=Jund;19886068]Uh, can we reschedule? I have a dentist appointment on Tuesday. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Bring your dentist with us. Otherwise, who will educate us on the curriculum of having good dental hygiene and brushing and flossing every day?

Hah. Helium and oxygen. What we'll do, is we'll adapt to breathe Sulfur Hexafluoride. Then all of us, even the women, will have deep manly voices of power.

[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19885371]Fuck that shit it's gay You gotta use these bad boys [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MQdWxeo9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Those only work on the moon. [editline]06:41PM[/editline] stupid [editline]06:45PM[/editline] once you got to mars they would be useless

[QUOTE=ifaux;19886054]i don't think i want to go anymore[/QUOTE] it's ok ifaux I, sorry we wont hurt you :smug:

Bitch let's do this shit

[QUOTE=BAZ;19885574]don't be silly. those are moon shoes not mars shoes[/QUOTE] But we're jumping onto the moon first.

[QUOTE=Shugo;19885936]Fuck that, the moon would collide with it and break it. I say we bring all those unused D-Link and Linksys routers in my basement and make an elaborate wi-fi system that eventually, albeit very laggily, gives us a connection on Mars. Here's how it works. We bring a long ethernet cable, but that goes into a router we leave on Everest. That router will give us a very slow connection directly to Mars, but see when we jump to the full moon, we'll leave a router on the Earth side and wire it to another router on the Mars side. So, whenever the full moon passes by, we'll have a stronger connection. Like so: [img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2740/spaceternet.png[/img][/QUOTE] Let me revise that. We'll connect an ethernet cable between Mars and the full moon to anchor the full moon in place, so we always have a strong connection with Earth. [img]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2740/spaceternet.png[/img] I'm a fucking genius.

I'll bring a Swiss Army Knife and duct tape to build a shelter.

uh i'm thinking of just climbing up a tree then attacting a rope to the moon and floating to mars with a fish bowl around my head i'll meet you up there ok

Well, we could just use those towers they have set up on the moon to broadcast space station images back to Earth instead of having to spend valuable bouncy shoe money on connectors. Then again, that'd require a password cracking program. Anyone got one somewhere?

[QUOTE=Shugo;19886217]Let me revise that. We'll connect an ethernet cable between Mars and the full moon to anchor the full moon in place, so we always have a strong connection with Earth. [img]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2740/spaceternet.png[/img] I'm a fucking genius.[/QUOTE] Why don't we do that with the solar system and make a giant Planet Death machine of doom?

But ive got school on Tuesday, can someone write me a sick note.

Yo, fuck the internet. We will start our own Mars internet and our own Marspunch.

[QUOTE=scorpion8754;19886289]Yo, fuck the internet. We will start our own Mars internet and our own Marspunch.[/QUOTE] Sponsered by Powergen.

Marspunch sounds good... count me in! getting to the top of mt everest will be hard, i'll say that

what 5850 are you getting just wondering

What kind of living conditions will we have once we reach mars? I ain't sharing a bed with one of you pansies.

[QUOTE=lum1naire;19886164]it's ok ifaux I, sorry we wont hurt you :smug:[/QUOTE] Don't lie to me D:

[QUOTE=solid_jake;19886335]What kind of living conditions will we have once we reach mars? I ain't sharing a bed with one of you pansies.[/QUOTE] I think we can have enough room.

[QUOTE=ifaux;19886354]Don't lie to me D:[/QUOTE] ok we're going to strap you down to dirt rip your clothes into shreds then begin brutally fucking you and I mean brutally like 8 different virgin cocks all over your body and once we're down and theirs sticky semen all over your face that you can't even see we'll leave you there to cry yourself to sleep then you'll have a kid with downs and we'll get rid of both of you :downs: this reminds me of a soap opera except in space and incest btw if you have any sisters bring them :smug:

[QUOTE=PonceDeLeon;19886320]Marspunch sounds good... count me in! getting to the top of mt everest will be hard, i'll say that[/QUOTE] I'll just jump to the top of the Everest, from my house.

[QUOTE=CowThing;19886118]I'll join, this plan is nice and simple, I can't believe NASA hasn't thought of it yet.[/QUOTE] It's because they INSIST on doing it the old fashion way. pffft, scientists, everyone knows god did it is ALWAYS the answer. :pseudo:

[QUOTE=radioactive;19886357]I think we can have enough room.[/QUOTE] I'm claiming the entire south eastern region of Mars.

[QUOTE=solid_jake;19886398]I'm claiming the entire south eastern region of Mars.[/QUOTE] Pffft, fine. HAVE THE SOUTH EAST, I CALL THE NORTH EAST. Everyone knows the north east is better, because god did it. :smug:

I'll come along with you guys but I'm gonna go ahead over to Jupiter. Once I build a floating city there I'll tie a rope across the two planets so you guys can come visit.