[QUOTE=lum1naire;19885609]it won't be much of a colony if we don't bring some sluts to fuck and have children with to make future generations
just bring your sisters[/QUOTE]
Sex on mars???
[B]BRILLIANT IDEA![/B]
[quote=jjsullivan;19889329]sex on mars???
[B]brilliant idea![/B][/quote]
[B]LOW GRAVITY SEXING
[/B]/caps
[QUOTE=K1ngo64;19889124]I will bring a pot plant. It shall provide oxygen for our colony.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, this planet has been taken control by GoldMembers, you are ordered to stand down and lay down all weapons or face termination.
[QUOTE=radioactive;19889401]Sorry, this planet has been taken control by GoldMembers, you are ordered to stand down and lay down all weapons or face termination.[/QUOTE]
I am a GoldMember in 3 months. In that time I will gather resources and bring them over after you have setup.
You actually are considering this?
COUNT ME IN.
[QUOTE=K1ngo64;19889420]I am a GoldMember in 3 months. In that time I will gather resources and bring them over after you have setup.[/QUOTE]
Then I welcome you in advance to be a superior citizen of the GoldMember Mars Colony. Please pick up your free T-Shirt and Hat from the boxes over there next to the cross-eyed old lady with the Burgundy cardigan on.
[QUOTE=radioactive;19889401]Sorry, this planet has been taken control by GoldMembers, you are ordered to stand down and lay down all weapons or face termination.[/QUOTE]
[B]FELLOW YANKEES! WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL PLANET OF LOW GRAVITY SEXING![/B]
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What about Low Gravity Sexting?
[QUOTE=radioactive;19889454]What about Low Gravity Sexting?[/QUOTE]
It's not a misspelling, read the few earlier posts.
Count me in, I'll bring some Doritos
[QUOTE=DaFreshLemon;19889491]Count me in, I'll bring some Doritos[/QUOTE]
GoldMember Mars Colony must confiscate them for purposes of the greater good.
IM GOIN TO HELL! whos comin with me
[I]somebody please help me![/I]
eheh, i think mah dads gone crrrrrazeh, wooo
[QUOTE=radioactive;19889512]GoldMember Mars Colony must confiscate them for purposes of the greater good.[/QUOTE]
I don't care, I just wanna go to Mars. I think we should destroy the moon afterwards so no more people gets to bother us. Also we'll need a female for practical purposes.
I'm not going because you guys are all "need women 4 sex"
[QUOTE=kellybear;19889942]I'm not going because you guys are all "need women 4 sex"[/QUOTE]
No, we also need them for cleaning and doing the dishes.
Let's hope we find some Protheaon technology so we can use mass relays and FTL drives so we can reach the Omega 4 relay, from there we can go to that snazzy club called Afterlife.
Step 1 is in action.
[img]http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z144/emPiRe14_bucket/damoon.png[/img]
[img]http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z144/emPiRe14_bucket/damoon2.png[/img]
Will rendezvous on the moon.
[img]http://www.mannythemovieguy.com/images/total_recall_remake.jpg[/img]
Damn, rejected from the colony.
Hold up guys i dont think lockerz ships to mars
Hey, if a guy named Ultor wants to come with, tell him to go to the top of mt. Kilimanjaro instead.
Well, since only about 20 of us can come along, we should start picking.
I got my ship ready.
Let's rendevous at the moon on Friday, this week, 5:00 PM Mars time.
You guys can stay in my ship.
[img]http://www.topnews.in/files/Spaceship.jpg[/img]
PS. -I got computers set up for all of us!!!
PPS. -This'll fit about 50 people maximum.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19890390]PPS. -This'll fit about 50 people maximum.[/QUOTE]
Can I come?
We can't go to mars there be aliens!
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;19890458]We can't go to mars there be aliens![/QUOTE]
Just let me grab 2 of these and some full metal jackets...
[IMG]http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/8/80/COD61887.png[/IMG]
[b]I shall Bring Gandalf With me![/b]
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