I'm going to Mars, who's with? - General

I'm in :) Can I have a personal army when we found our colony on mars?

If and when you get there if you find an abandoned research facility [B]do NOT go inside it[/B] instead, get the fuck out of there. If you do go inside it be warned that you can only use a flashlight when you are not using anything else. Also fuck your Everst shit, I'll do the jump from K2 :colbert:

[QUOTE=Gluth;19891017]Updated Guest List: 1. Fabyano 2. Whoami 3. Me. 4. Gandalf 5. Pvt. Martin 6. Ramirez 7. Dr. Magnusson 8. Scoooooby 9. Program Files 10. ZeebieDeebie 11. Grabigel 12. Richard9311 [editline]04:09AM[/editline] Absolutely Get one with grips, if possible. I don't want anyone trampolining in my space ship/ house. Don't want to dent the roof. We'll just grip it to the ground on Mars. Or, just attach steaks into the bottom of the legs. Not the food, the sharp wood.[/QUOTE] im coming to

I'm coming, but I am slightly concerned as mars is cold. So I'm bringing this: [IMG]http://www.charlesandhudson.com/archives/space-heater.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Gluth;19891341] Updated Guest List: 1. Fabyano 2. Whoami 3. Me. 4. Gandalf 5. Pvt. Martin 6. Ramirez 7. Dr. Magnusson 8. Scoooooby 9. Program Files 10. ZeebieDeebie 11. Grabigel 12. Richard9311[/QUOTE] Hey, I want in. [editline]06:38AM[/editline] Can I bring my dentist? [editline]06:38AM[/editline] Is it okay if he's Jewish?

I'll bring my K-98 Scoped [img]http://www.kirkemmerich.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/k98-sniper-walnut-001.jpg[/img] Just in case of Moony Men or Martians.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;19892941]I'll bring my K-98 Scoped [img][/img] Just in case of Moony Men or Martians.[/QUOTE] Seeing as how there is no gravity on Mars how the fuck would the bullet be able to travel any sort of distance without just floating up unless the person or thing is within a couple of feet of you?

[QUOTE=w1z v2;19892958]Seeing as how there is no gravity on Mars how the fuck would the bullet be able to travel any sort of distance without just floating up unless the person or thing is within a couple of feet of you?[/QUOTE] Silly, gravity just makes the bullets [i]slower![/i]

[QUOTE=Shugo;19886217]Let me revise that. We'll connect an ethernet cable between Mars and the full moon to anchor the full moon in place, so we always have a strong connection with Earth. [img]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2740/spaceternet.png[/img] I'm a fucking genius.[/QUOTE] The max length most ethernet cables can go is about 100 meters. We need to use Fibre Optics with repeaters every so often so out signal gets through.

I'm down. I've always wanted to go to Mars and your plan makes it seem so easy.

[QUOTE=w1z v2;19892958]Seeing as how there is no gravity on Mars how the fuck would the bullet be able to travel any sort of distance without just floating up unless the person or thing is within a couple of feet of you?[/QUOTE] There's plenty of gravity on Mars, and even if there wasn't, it wouldn't make the bullet's trajectory just bend and fly into space. Are you not familiar with Newton's first law of motion? The bullet would most likely go on for ages though, because of the low air density there, if it would fire at all that is.

I see no flaws in this plan.

This is a pro idea, I must come with you.

[QUOTE=tanthreecle;19885471]You have my axe[/QUOTE] And my bow. [img]http://netanya.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/legolas_golden_light.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Idi Amin;19893152]And my bow. [img]http://netanya.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/legolas_golden_light.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Quoted so you cant snip it and get the proper place in that things order.

I'll bring some wood for houses and trees for meat.

Me then? I also want to go to mars!

Anyone else coming with me? I am going in 3 months. Also I will bring many women.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19885322]As long as you have 3-titted prostitutes, count me in :q:[/QUOTE]

I'll come, I'll bring Trocadero and Sterlings! [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/932e00trocadero.gif[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/f0800sterlingsmg07.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[QUOTE=ifaux;19886500]aww atleast you told the truth :D and i have one sister she's 3[/QUOTE] Bring her...

I'm from Australia, I'll go round up some kangaroos so we can use them for jumping. :downs: P.S. Can I come?

Why don't we just make our own [b][highlight]MARTIAN[/highlight] INTERNET[/b]

Kinda busy tuesday, can you throw me a rope on thursday?

Can I come? I got around twenty hot girls with me (young and hot!). And infinite cooks and films.

Ok guys, your plans are great, but you do realise the Moon will be facing us, so if we even do jump to it we won't land on the Moon. We're obviously going to need some equipment to help us, so here's a few pictures of what I mean: [IMG]http://www.nps.gov/history/history/online_books/region_111/vol3-2c2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://kingsnaps.net/userdir/KINGSNAPS-CARABINERS-SAFETY-HOOKS-RIGGING-MARINE-SADDLE.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.libertymountain.com/images/btn_climbing.jpg[/IMG] (Above image shows what we'll potentially be doing) First we need to be outfitted for climbing, make sure you're tightly secured because the Moon gives quite a pull. It's best to throw your daggers or ice picks into craters as they are more secure. Then you best hold tight and the Moon will pull you along. Then just hold tight for a few more seconds and the Moon's gravitational pull will pull you in. [editline]09:54PM[/editline] This might work for Mars too.

Ill hang around on earth to make sure everything goes okay [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/23m7tjd.jpg[/IMG]

You made me cry.

We need this guy:[U] [/U] [img]http://www.allaboutjazz.com/php/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21438&g2_serialNumber=2[/img] and a couple of massive speaker so he can play awesome music for us the whole time.

Great fucking idea! Climbing mount everest is really easy too. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huj4jRg80Uo[/media]