I'm going to Mars, who's with?

[-TRASE-]

[QUOTE=lum1naire;19885609]it won't be much of a colony if we don't bring some sluts to fuck and have children with to make future generations

just bring your sisters[/QUOTE]

Ok but I will fuck mine.

[Ickylevel]

So we have to jump at the exact right time ? Neat idea.

[InsanePyro]

I'm down.

But fuck you if the first thing we encounter is a giant worm thingy and double fuck you if you get on some alien ship and desert me

[Ickylevel]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;19892941]I'll bring my K-98 Scoped

[IMG]http://www.kirkemmerich.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/k98-sniper-walnut-001.jpg[/IMG]

Just in case of Moony Men or Martians.[/QUOTE]

You mean in case of nazis.
[IMG]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SBJETbCmed8/0.jpg[/IMG]

[editline]02:33PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=killerteacup;19892878]I'm coming, but I am slightly concerned as mars is cold.
So I'm bringing this:
[IMG]http://www.charlesandhudson.com/archives/space-heater.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

You fool there are no electric plug on mars, it would be useless.

Bring this :

[IMG]http://www.crystalinks.com/dragon.gif[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-4.png[/IMG][IMG]http://www.crystalinks.com/dragon.gif[/IMG]

The swords should be usefull too.

[長門有希]

I'll get some Coke and Mentos, just in case.

[Ickylevel]

[QUOTE=Ezhik;19895411]I'll get some Coke and Mentos, just in case.[/QUOTE]

So that we can make higher jumps, good.

[Dlaor]

[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19885371]Fuck that shit it's gay

You gotta use these bad boys
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MQdWxeo9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Holy SHIT I want one!

[Eudoxia]

Today I had a dream about this. I was standing on the top of my house, and the moon was fucking huge right in front of me. But the size was all wrong: I could even see the Eagle module and a huge antenna (That was not supposed to be there). I saw Carl Sagan floating in front of me telling me about the moon until he disappeared.

Then the moon moved and it was below and next to my house. I considered jumping, but then I realized that the part of the moon that was directly below my house was the curved part, and that I would continue falling forever.

Then I woke up.

[Dlaor]

Also, I'll bring some CO2 canisters for propulsion.

[saucekeg]

i guess i don't even know half of it

[Joxalot]

I'm so going to support you in this

[ImCrimson]

I support this plan. Sadly I can' join you, got exams.

[Beartato]

Just build a ladder to mars.
So much easier.

[Kymandu]

I'll take the subway. See you guys there.

[w1z v2]

I have found another way to get to Mars gentlemen

It requires one of you having $29 million, knowing how to fly a space shuttle, and now how to put an engine on it.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=881514[/url]

[Ferosso]

Oh god I laughed hard, hahaha!

[DaFreshLemon]

[QUOTE=w1z v2;19892695]If and when you get there if you find an abandoned research facility [B]do NOT go inside it[/B] instead, get the fuck out of there.

If you do go inside it be warned that you can only use a flashlight when you are not using anything else.

[/QUOTE]

I c wat u did thar

[Impracticable]

You fucking liar! Where were you!?
This is me; next time you see me you won't be happy!
[IMG]http://www.vmeverest09.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/me-stepping-on-the-summit-of-everest-with-makalu-the-worlds-fifth-highest-mountain-in-the-background.jpg[/IMG]

[Tools]

[QUOTE=Cowie1337;19887530]what about sexual requirements.....[/QUOTE]

Knowing facepunch right, we'd be able to gather a few petabytes of porn together on the new marsnet.

[Aezir]

[QUOTE=Impracticable;19897406]You fucking liar! Where were you!?
This is me; next time you see me you won't be happy!
[IMG]http://www.vmeverest09.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/me-stepping-on-the-summit-of-everest-with-makalu-the-worlds-fifth-highest-mountain-in-the-background.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]

Well that's your own fault. This shits going down NEXT Tuesday. Good job reading... unless you're a TIME TRAVELLER. In which case I'm severely disappointed in all of you.

Edit: Yay. Post #100.

[radioactive]

On Mars there are:

No Speed Limits
No Age Limit
No Rest for the Wicked

[rathat48]

This would be a stupid thread if it wasn't for those last to pictures making it absolutely hilarious.

[Quabi]

[QUOTE=solid_jake;19886398]I'm claiming the entire south eastern region of Mars.[/QUOTE]

Can i have the South Central region then?

[mrmr]

We shall start a planet of facepunch!

[MetricMoose]

[QUOTE=toastedspyro;19885214]Is there internet on Mars?

How will I facepunch?[/QUOTE]

Very carefully.

[ZuXer]

I'm telling you, go with a cart, and for god's sake bring a map!
[IMG]http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=903a40ee1600a8b0e51cf9b02b1e2e8f&w=900.0[/IMG]

[Shitty Bill]

I can't make it Tuesday. I'll meet you guys there on Thursday. I'll get Calvin and Hobbes to give me a ride there.

EDIT:
[QUOTE=ZuXer;19898245]I'm telling you, go with a cart, and for god's sake bring a map!
[IMG]http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=903a40ee1600a8b0e51cf9b02b1e2e8f&w=900.0[/IMG][/QUOTE]

This man has the right idea!

[PoloXGS]

Hah, this is absurdly ingenious and creative. I applaud you sir.

[Sickle]

Guys I'm bringing glue, wait up.

[editline]13:37[/editline]

I'm here, have some glue;

[img]http://generationbass.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/glue-sniffers.jpg[/img]

[Tinter]

Sign me up.