[QUOTE=trifon;21654551]Eeew
On another note:-
O hai its that guy whos goes in the PW section
LETS FLAME HIM![/QUOTE]
Your first post was good, but now you should shut up.
Was Daniel boobies?
Daniel was boobies.
I sleep too well to remember my dreams.
I had a dream someone ripped all my posters in my room off the walls. I found out it was my neighber and I beat him to death with my hands.
Facepunch is now dreampunch.
I once had a dream in which I got my hair cut by 50 Cent on a school trip.
My strangest dream was being in a shopping mall. I was trying to run away from a witch or some fast moving zombie but I fell and got bitten somewhere. I managed to get away and find two or three survivors. I told them what happened and they took me in. They were held up in a clothing store, I went to one of the changing rooms when I realized the most logical course of action for the survivors. Immediately then I got shot in the back of the head, though I didn't die. I turned around, bowed to the guy that shot me and sat down, contemplating what death would be like.
The above poster has issues.
I had a dream where a bunch of gundam were having this epic battle on the Brooklyn Bridge.
I had a dream where I watching TV, then a projector screen fell in front of it, and started playing "Goofy" from Mickey Mouse, he was laughing and saying "Slow mo!" and slapped his knee. I started to get up and it WAS slow mo! On my night stand there was a toy dragon, thing, that jumped from the table and started chewing on me.
Do I need help?
I had a dream where a evil mastermind named Vaginal Explosion had a plan to crash the stock market buy mass producing pokemon merchandise and selling them at inflated prices.
My oddest dream, hmm
Being stuck in a darkened room with no furniture, an assortment of trash littered the floor, and there is only a window, outside the window is a kookaburra bird, sitting there, and for some reason it's the most terrifying thing ever,
I run out of the room to escape the terrifying bird, and end up on a beach, walking out of a bare, featureless concrete house with two levels, i walk over a hill, and for some reason it's day and i'm in a grove of autumn trees with yellow leaves, at the bottom of the hill is a bridge over a dark pool,
i walk over the bridge and a bunch of wrinkly impailed heads start snarling at me, i run up the hill and now i'ts night again and i'm in a street of shops, and the only light is off a big billboard, a nude woman walking a dog walks past me on the other side of the street.
and this is only about a quarter of my dream, i had it 8 years ago and it was probably the longest dream in my life, and i remember it perfectly.
I had a dream that I went to school and everyone was a rabbit once, that was pretty cool.
I had a dream that i went to school and i was a rabbit
I had a dream once.
Then I became lazy and never went to university.
That dream is in ruins now.
:(
I once had a dream where I watched porn of this girl I know, [i]with[/i] this same girl.
My strangest dream was chasing someone in a speedboat through my house. :aaa:
[QUOTE=Gravgunner;21654225]So there I was, lying in my bed around 2AM restlessly tossing[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Citrus.;21667795]I had a dream that i went to school and i was a rabbit[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
I dreamt i was dressed like D2K5
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;21668191]I dreamt i was dressed like D2K5[/QUOTE]
Dreamt I was D2K5.
/thread.
I had a particular stupid dream last night.
So In my dream I was hanging out with some friends watching TV. After a while I turn my head to look outside the window and notice a massive meteor shower. Suddenly the stars themselves started to move too. It looked like it was forming some kind of message. I was scared and moved a bit away from the window into a *saver* spot. Now I could clearly read that the stars had aligned themselves into a count-down and I thought "Shit!! Aliens!". But suddenly it changed to some words which I can't recall followed by something like "watch it on channel 5".
So the whole thing was an advertisement....in the sky.
Later in that dream I drank hot chocolate, so I forgive my brain.
Getting my heart ripped out through my fingers by some wires inserted at my fingertips. :barf:
Best dream ever: Avoiding huge meteors (like the ones from 2012) while in the Jalopy shooting zombies at the sides. God I felt badass.
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[QUOTE=bree;21668813]Getting my heart ripped out through my fingers by some wires inserted at my fingertips. :barf:[/QUOTE]
Oh Jesus
I had a dream where I was a stand-up comedian for a crowd of black people. I said a racist joke and ONE person laughed. Everyone else, which consisted of a large mob of angry muscular black men, proceeded to rush the stage. The dream ended as they began to maul me.
I had this dream that I got stabbed in the eye, and then when I went to school the next day something was wrong with my English teachers eye...
I had a dream a loooooooong time ago where I would be sitting in a room and I had to open the super monkey ball start menu and hit exit before a gorilla ran over and tore my guts out. If I didn't do it in time it restarted.
Then, I came into a colorful room and I knew I was dreaming, and instead of looking out of my eyes, I was looking through some faraway camera, and I was just screaming at the sky "WHY THE HELL CAN'T I FLY, I KNOW I'M DREAMING!" And then, I woke up.
I don't know, I really don't.
I tend to not really get strange dreams, yet I wish i did.
I had a dream where I had to murder a guy to cover up a previous crime. I then had to kill all the witnesses. What's weird is that I'm a completely nonviolent person
Just posted this in a fast thread a second ago:
Last night I dreamt that I was sitting by the beach when an old woman approached me. She had a gash in her chest through which I could see her ribs glistening with blood. She then began to tear at the gash until it stretched over her whole torso and started to peel away the flesh inside to show me the organs. She ripped open her stomach and intestines and there were two of those black and white racing flags in there. She pulled one out so I could examine it. I think there was also a record player in there, or something similar.
There were also a number of different disconnected gory images, such as a man lying in a hallway submerged in his own blood except for the tips of his shoes and his face.
I was glad to wake up, it all looked so real.
I dreamed I was choking once.
Woke up with a pencil in my throat.
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