I hate it when you get those half-awake dreams that startles you.
EG: You're trying to fall asleep and you suddenly begin to dream, in that little dream you either trip or something, resulting in you almost jumping out of your bed.
[QUOTE=Chopstick;21654420]Glad I don't interpret dreams as meaning anything because that's all they are, nothing.[/QUOTE]
I think that dreams do have meaning, but it's stupid the way websites categorise different elements always meaning the same thing, it means different shit for different people.
[QUOTE=bravehat;21659245]Actually they do, they're your brains way of sorting information you gather during the day and converts it from short term memory into long term, that's why sleep deprived people generally suck at remembering things.[/QUOTE]
What, I only get around 2 hours of sleep a day and I have great memory. Top of the class in History and remember things from way back.
On topic: Have a ton of crazy dreams, but these 2 take the cake.
I had just been accepted to my dream university. It even had the light rays behind it to reflect how awesome it was. A second later, everything had blown up, no nuke, just the next frame. I was dead and on fire, University was blown up, everything else in sight was on fire. I woke up and was like, what the ff- I'm going to fail?! D:
The next one I had about >10 occurrences, when I was a kid mind you, and when they were popular-ish.
I was a Power Ranger (Funny since I didn't like Power Rangers and only saw one episode) and was jumping off huge skyscrapers leading to a hole on the ceiling of one of the buildings. I then see a dinosaur dancing and me doing extremely embarrassing movements. Cuts off there. Woke up scared out of my mind.
[QUOTE=Peluri;21654605]some odd dream where my mother was a robot and locked my real mother somewhere it was very confusing[/QUOTE]
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I woke up motionless, with a vibrating scare and a 'warm' feeling down my spine.
I look over the quilts, as i can just about move my head.
I see this disfigured head, arms where it's ears should be, dragging itself across my limp body.
I scream, but i whipser.
Walls are eclosed around me, there is light, but no lamp.
Walls around my bed, celing closing in, the THING on my turns, and sees me.
I wake up.
And i heard screaming. (In real life- But more of a dream after-effect)
And, yes, i do hear things... sometimes.
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I once dreamt, when I was 6 or something, that I was endlessy walking around here. Though without all those creatures. And in colour.
It was weird.
I once lived through an entire day. 5 times. In the exact same way, and I never wondered why everything was the exact same. I then woke up and went through the day as I had dreamed. Nothing seriously, just another B$ day. The question remains though, did I wake up that last time? Or did I wake up the "day" after and then move on? It really fucked up my sense of time and everything.
I had a dream that one day this nation did rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
I had a dream that on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners sat down together at the table of brotherhood.
I had a dream that the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, was transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I once dreamt that I was playing in the sprinkler.
It was very short, and when I woke up, my dog was pissing in my face. :gonk:
my weirdest dream involved being a lobster and having to overthrow the ruler of all crustaceans (who so happened to be a lobster version of my math teacher at the time) in order to take her place. It involved an epic battle against the lobster ruler's guards and almost dying before being declared the queen.
I had a recurring dream when I was younger... There was one of these outside my house at the other side of the street: [img]http://www.tymmyt.com/img/tipi/tipi01.jpg[/img]
I went there and talked to some guy and then when I went out it was dark and wolves got up from the forest and chased me while I was running back to my house... Somehow I couldn't reach my house in time and then I woke up.. :wtf:
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;21776144]I had a dream that one day this nation did rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
I had a dream that on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners sat down together at the table of brotherhood.
I had a dream that the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, was transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.[/QUOTE]
Hey, stealing dreams aren't allowed here! D:
Oh man i've seen some fucked up shit, concidering i am fucked up, whenever i realise that im dreaming i instantly go and have sex in it.
i had a wetdream once
[QUOTE=The Big Bomb;21777307]i had a wetdream once[/QUOTE]
we know.
I had a dream that one day, I might just live to see the world change for the better.. I had a dream, that one day I would be with someone who loved me as much as I loved her.
I had a dream, that such a dream could come true.
Now that dream is gone from me; dead and burnt to ashes and then blown away.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;21654598]One of my strangest dreams involved iceskating (Which I have never actually done or expressed interest in IRL), an evil thief who looks just like me but nothing like me, and [b]Stargates hidden in pokeballs.[/b][/QUOTE]
Awesome.
I have a reccuring fever dream (NOT FUN) where this weird steampunk calculator is randomly adding large numbers together and if they all add up to a certain number then the world explodes or Bill dies. Not kidding, I've had this dream everytime I have ever had a fever. I do math, and if I do a certain problem then the world blows up or an old guy named bill dies. Although he didn't start getting killed by zombies until L4D came out.
Oddest, and most fucked up dream, was when I dreamt that something similar to the horror manga Uzumaki was going on in China. (For those of you who haven't got a clue what I'm on about, it's the one involving spirals that gets linked on FP every so often.) Either way, for some reason I was there with my family, and I inadvertently started the apocalypse. Most fucked up part was waking up at my kitchen table after apparently dying in a supernatural tornado, then seeing it was raining blood outside. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=The Big Bomb;21777307]i had a wetdream once[/QUOTE]
Now you're just trying to show off
I remember this one vivid dream I had when I was younger, where I was playing with Lincoln Logs, and Freddy Krueger came into my room. He sliced off one of my arms and whispered, "All the king's men and all the king's horses couldn't put you back together again!"
I woke up screaming like a little bitch.
Fucking zombies or something started punching holes through my 2nd floor.
I once dreamt I woke up from a dream. I was really confused when I really did wake up.
I had a dream where I was suffocating, I then woke up right away and couldn't breathe for twenty seconds.
Once I had a dream where I woke up and did my normal morning routines. When I woke up I noticed that I had 10 minutes to make myself ready for school.
In one dream I was in class waiting for our graphics designer teacher and the rest of the class (I was there with two of my classmates). Then suddenly I hear the curtains flabbing and I turn aroung and see one of my classmates sitting next to the curtain. A moment later I see the curtain in my line of sight starting to flab like crazy and tearing itself from the wall. So me and my two classmates proceed to exit the room and outside is our teacher with the rest of the class and he asks us: What the fuck is going on there? And I wake up saying: I don't wanna go there.
One of my favourite dreams. On my class in middle school we had this annoying asshole who tried to act cool all the time. He's favourite activity was punching me in shoulder trying to show how well he can throw a punch (allthough he looks like a spastic marionette when doing so).
So in the dream, me and one of my best friends are going to a random mall to eat some pizza. When we enter I see my asshole classmates little brother sitting on the bench with a very un-abstence look on his face (like usually) and I think out loud: Whenever there is his brother there is... DUN-DUN-DUN
He's older brother, whom is there with he's friend and he just says the magic words: Look at my awesome punch. Which causes me to snap inside. So I pounce on him and start senselessly beating his face while people just stand around watching with the O_o face. After I'm done I stand up and say: It's okay, It's okay, he's an asshole. After these words people start going away like nothing happened.
Later on, me and my friend go to the pizzeria..
I can't recall that well what happened later but if I do remember right, here is what happened:
I am at the pizzeria with my friend, eating and being just cool. When my classmate comes along with he's friends and they have SMG's with em (Mac-10 if I remember). They start spraying around the place, hipfiring while me and my friend dive behind the bar desk for cover. We proceed by me taking out my Colt 1911's and he takes out he's Sig P226's. Then we have a short shootout and leave.
I had a dream where i fucked Justin Bieber's pussy
[quote=shibbey;21654598]one of my strangest dreams involved iceskating (which i have never actually done or expressed interest in irl), an evil thief who looks just like me but nothing like me, and stargates hidden in pokeballs.[/quote]
amanda tapping, i choose you
amanda tapping uses attract
it's so super effective that we now have the first cross-breed pokemon oh shit
I had a dream once when I was like, 4, and we were in some kinda' basement, and these two cartoon robbers in black and white prison suits were holding us hostage.
than I got shot. and died. the end.
[QUOTE=Chopstick;21654420]Glad I don't interpret dreams as meaning anything because that's all they are, nothing.[/QUOTE]
It's ok my son you don't have to be afraid, it's not religion or witchcraft.
It's basic psychology.
The oddest and most horrible dream I've ever had was about me being a nerd, wasting my time on computer game all the time and failing at life, then posting on facepunch about it
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Oh wait... It's not a dream :eek:
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