Offer to clean around the house, LOTS of hugs and I love you's, and making her breakfast in bed are all pretty good things.
If you're anything like my family then hugs isn't how it's done but they way I did it when my mum went through a similar phase when I lost my nanna(her mum) I just took the initiative and cleaned, general maintenance and most importantly kept her company. Company is vital as it gives her less time to dwell on her own and over analyse her self silly.
I wish I could be nice to my Mother like you OP
Pleasure her orally.
Do, and act everything in [url]this scripture[/url]
You could treat her to an at home spa session. Or if you have the extra money, send her to a real, nice spa. Moms love pampering. Making her a real fancy dinner/dessert/breakfast in bed/whatever food would be nice too.
I took my mom to a museum once, just walking around all day looking at and talking about interesting stuff together is a great bonding experience.
Seduce her.
[QUOTE=kenshin44;28378895]Seduce her.[/QUOTE]
WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!
THE JOKE HAS BEEN MADE, CLOCKS GALORE.
YOU ARE LATE TO THE PARTY, WE ATE ALL THE CHIPS.
Serious fucking thread, goddamnit.
show her LMAO pics thread
[quote=archonet;28378927]would you stop that?!
The joke has been made, clocks galore.
You are late to the party, we ate all the chips.
Serious fucking thread, goddamnit.[/quote]
would you stop that.
The freaking out game has already been played, clocks galore
you are late to the party, your mother ate all the chips.
[editline]2nd March 2011[/editline]
My caps lock is late the party too oh fuck me.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;28379041]would you stop that.
The freaking out game has already been played, clocks galore
you are late to the party, your mother ate all the chips.
[editline]2nd March 2011[/editline]
My caps lock is late the party too oh fuck me.[/QUOTE]
That is an excellent point, kind sir, if I may present a rebuttal?
Go choke on your own dick after I forcibly rip it off of your torso :smile:
[QUOTE=Archonet;28379098]That is an excellent point, kind sir, if I may present a rebuttal?
Go choke on your own dick after I forcibly rip it off of your torso :smile:[/QUOTE]
My rebuttal is in your own avatar:
[img]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=371240&dateline=1299041912[/img]
I haven't read the thread properly through, but my very best advice is to take some weight off of her shoulders by doing some of the house work. Cooking, cleaning, washing, etc. She'll really appreciate that you care - and let her know that you do. Tell her that you care. Make life easier for her so she only needs to focus on what is important.
IMPORTANT! If this thing above does not work, it's because the stress is consuming her. That means she needs to focus on something entirely else. It's a bit cold for gardening projects, but maybe some arts and crafts stuff or a jigsaw puzzle. Just start out small and find something you guys could create together. She'll get her mind off the things that stress her out, and she'll get some quality time with you.
A vibrator.
A well-made Black forest cake made with love and effort cheers up anyone and everyone.
works for me, anyway.
Gather donations and then give her $200. There is a chance it will cheer her up.
[b]FUCK...HER!!![/b]
caps
Did she ever complain about you not spending enough time with her? Maybe go on a short trip in the weekend with her (If she likes taking a walk in nature, that is), it's a good way to spend a day with your mom.
Kill yourself! :v:
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Just kidding, the rest of the thread describes what you should do perfectly
When my mom is depressed I give her a hug, some flowers and a box of chocolates. Cheers her right up :smile:
Dude i feel for you, but really?? if you'd love your mom so much, you wouldn't have to ask for ideas on a forum of which 99% you don't even know IRL.
Anyway, Goodluck
buy her lovely flowers
Make her a cake or something.
Music always cheers me up. To some it provides a catharsis. Try it with her.
Take her to a spa for a all day massage or something.
I don't know i guess my mom would like that.
[QUOTE=ChosenOne54;28375363]Please, can we be serious for once?[/QUOTE]
If the address bar says [img]http://vps.d2k5.com/up/SS-030220111254500187.png[/img], you shouldn't really expect a serious response. Ever.
[QUOTE=HendoV2;28378945]show her LMAO pics thread[/QUOTE]
Don't, she'll get even more depressed.
Pick up the chores that she typically has to do. Offer to cook dinner, maybe do the dishes after meals, or eat dinner. It's always worked for me when either buttering my mom up and/or making her feel better, and there's nothing a mother would enjoy more than a lighter workload.
Show her the LMAO Pics thread, it's worked before
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