I'm either under surveilence by the Australian Fed. Police* or a mastermind criminal.
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I'll save you Lizzy!
[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;22897480]Get a gun/tazer/sharp stick.[/QUOTE]
Illegal/illegal/illegal.
Can't live stream it, my bedroom window has some mesh on it that makes any kind of photography out of it impossible :(
[QUOTE=killerteacup;22897087]Hey OP, I live in Newcastle too! Rough neighbourhood.
Also it was me[/QUOTE]
Cool which suburb?
[QUOTE=SBD;22897521]Illegal/illegal/illegal.[/QUOTE]
Sticks are banned in Australia?
OP updated
[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;22897572]Sticks are banned in Australia?[/QUOTE]
Pointy concealed ones are.
[QUOTE=SBD;22898001]Pointy concealed ones are.[/QUOTE]
Fact:
[b]ALL AUSTRALIAN STICKS MUST BE LUBRICATED BEFORE ANY FORM OF APPLICATION ON AN ANNOTATED INDIVIDUAL, GIVING A 5 DAY WAIT FOR APPLICATION OF CONTRACT TO ENABLE USAGE OF ANY SHARP OR BLUNT OBJECT WITHIN AUSTRALIAN WATERS. APPLICATION OF UNLUBRICATED/UNLISENCED STICK IS PUNISHABLE BY TEDDY STRIKE.[/b]
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;22898065]Fact:
[b]ALL AUSTRALIAN STICKS MUST BE LUBRICATED BEFORE ANY FORM OF APPLICATION ON AN ANNOTATED INDIVIDUAL, GIVING A 5 DAY WAIT FOR APPLICATION OF CONTRACT TO ENABLE USAGE OF ANY SHARP OR BLUNT OBJECT WITHIN AUSTRALIAN WATERS. APPLICATION OF UNLUBRICATED/UNLISENCED STICK IS PUNISHABLE BY TEDDY STRIKE.[/b][/QUOTE]
Pretty much.
:munch:
[QUOTE=SBD;22898001]Pointy concealed ones are.[/QUOTE]
am i unable to pick up pointy sticks in the woods of australia?
What do you think you did?
[QUOTE=QueenElizebeth;22895596][b]Update1:[/b]
My mum just told me that when they were alone he stated he had a job in IT...If he is indeed from the AFP as one of my theories states, he could be in their cybercrime division...As I took part in coordinating Operation Titstorm...From my 3G USB broadband stick, which has been frequently losing signal and having periods of extreme slowness...Perhaps them attempting to home in on the signal? Facepunch, I'm officially shitting bricks.[/QUOTE]
You just admitted to what I'm going to assume is probably a criminal offence whilst the police could possibly be monitoring everything you're doing, good going.
[QUOTE=Mr_Minion;22898227]You just admitted to what I'm going to assume is probably a criminal offence whilst the police could possibly be monitoring everything you're doing, good going.[/QUOTE]
This is a valid point. :munch:
[QUOTE=Mr_Minion;22898227]You just admitted to what I'm going to assume is probably a criminal offence whilst the police could possibly be monitoring everything you're doing, good going.[/QUOTE]
Gasp! [b]HE SAYS FANCY WURDS, HE MUST BEE FROM THEM AFP BUGGERS![/b]
[b]KANE MOOOOOOBBBB[/b]
[i]Dude, that's LYNCH mob.[/i]
[b]LYNCH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOB![/b]
Also, maybe he just wants to bang your mum, seeing as how you made it sound like he was just chatting to her. This could be his sinister and mysterious way of meeting women.
Seriously, it could be a possibility.
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;22895702]Throw puppies at him :downs:[/QUOTE]
If OP does that, they'll ban puppies as dangerous weapons.
Operation Titstorm?
op have fun in prison(rape center)
Next up: Australia bans facepunch.
Maybe he was just really socially awkward, and the guy in the car was taking down notes on your family so that the first guy could become good friends with you all.
[QUOTE=The Aussie;22898699]Operation Titstorm?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, what is this? I've never heard of it either.
Operation Titstorm was a Legion retaliation to Steven Conroy's proposed Australian internet filter. Basically they DDoS'd, blackfaxed, and spammed the Australian government servers. The only real result was Conroy having a whinge to the media about it.
[QUOTE=Mr_Minion;22898227]You just admitted to what I'm going to assume is probably a criminal offence whilst the police could possibly be monitoring everything you're doing, good going.[/QUOTE]
Only the actual physical (virtual?) attacking of another person over the internet in the form of DDoS or any other kind of hack is an offence in Australia. Encouraging and/or assisting in the deployment of others committing it isn't a crime from what I've read in my research.
[img]http://classes.design.ucla.edu/si/08/student_work/_web/_week1/NickHalper/Images/HomeAlone.jpg[/img]
OP, is that you?
Hey boys it's a spy!
[QUOTE=QueenElizebeth;22899113]Only the actual physical (virtual?) attacking of another person over the internet in the form of DDoS or any other kind of hack is an offence in Australia. Encouraging and/or assisting in the deployment of others committing it isn't a crime from what I've read in my research.[/QUOTE]
Oh fair, I kind of assumed that as you took part in coordinating it you might have joined in the actual event too. I also assumed that coordinating something like that might not be too cool in the eyes of the law.
You know more than me about the topic though to be honest, I was just making assumptions across the board.
Wait a minute. You live in Australia. :ohdear:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSB4sQGT_4[/media]
Cover your butt and run!
God I hate that show?
[QUOTE=hurrdurrchan;22899004]Operation Titstorm was a Legion retaliation to Steven Conroy's proposed Australian internet filter. Basically they DDoS'd, blackfaxed, and spammed the Australian government servers. The only real result was Conroy having a whinge to the media about it.[/QUOTE]
I can remember a thread stating it was really easy to bypass it.. Or it was another internet filter, but it was run by the government. But if it was Australia's, why put so much effort in removing a filter which is easy to bypass?
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