Buy an airsoft gun - Scare the living crap out of him.
Have your grandmother sodomize him with a live grenade
We have hit a milestone with this thread. :q:
[QUOTE=manrayer88;26348915]They're probably going to rape you
Prepare your anus[/QUOTE]
AHAHAHAHAHA Prison on the Streets rofl.
Damn I so glad the part of Michigan I live in isn't that way.
At least they didn't try to get you to wear a vibrating butt plug tail.
That was a bad experience :tinfoil:
Why can furries in real life be so fucking terrifying sometimes?
You interrupted my cake for this thread and it wasn't nearly as exciting as I thought it would be.
I demand my entropy back.
If that happened to me, I would declare my un-furrieness. That's just fucking disturbing.
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;26391722]At least they didn't try to get you to wear a vibrating butt plug tail.
That was a bad experience :tinfoil:
Why can [b]furries[/b] in real life be so fucking terrifying sometimes?[/QUOTE]
Because they're furries.
I love how threads about personal experiences with furries in real life get a shit load of views, pages, and ratings. I mean, I got at least 3 of every rating in my thread, over 20 pages of posts, and 24k views.
Facepunch is obsessed :v:
I read the OP just now, and I laughed.
OP, if they come back, you should get a nerfgun or airsoft gun, or if you want to, a practice sword (preferably one that's black). Alternatively, leave a note saying "I'm not a furry, and that was extremely creepy. Go away please."
Have an M14, problem? furries?
OP how do you know that it wasn't a girl in there?
[QUOTE=jwk94;26397416]OP how do you know that it wasn't a girl in there?[/QUOTE]
That brings me back to a thread where some guy almost fucked a furry girl.
It was hot until she was a whore and had crabs
Op needs to invest in propane.
I foresee it becoming a valuable asset to you in the near future.
But seriously, that is some fucked up shit.
Are you okay?
If they approach you durring the day, tell them to Yiff in hell. They will be so butthurt that they will try to defend their title as fur-fag. ***SET IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICES AROUND THE PERIMETER OF YOUR HOUSE***
Sleep. Wake up. Smell the fresh air of entrails and burnt polyester
[QUOTE=riceyrice;26397586]If they approach you durring the day, tell them to Yiff in hell. They will be so butthurt that they will try to defend their title as fur-fag. ***SET IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICES AROUND THE PERIMETER OF YOUR HOUSE***
Sleep. Wake up. Smell the fresh air of entrails and burnt polyester[/QUOTE]
Will bear traps produce similar results?
[QUOTE=apurplerock;26397570]Op needs to invest in propane.
I foresee it becoming a valuable asset to you in the near future.
But seriously, that is some fucked up shit.
Are you okay?[/QUOTE]
Propane and propane accessories.
Yup.
[QUOTE=Skunky;26383917]Flamethrower.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Combine;26384167]Grim Reaper[/QUOTE]
Grim reaper with a flamethrower attachment
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;26397863]Grim reaper with a flamethrower attachment[/QUOTE]
flamethrower with a grim reaper attachment
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;26397458]That brings me back to a thread where some guy almost fucked a furry girl.
It was hot until she was a whore and had crabs[/QUOTE]
That was me :v:
Good times.
Why reply?
It could be worse they could be twitards,also who buys CDs anymore.
Go to sporting goods store, get some pepper spray, (the kind that is mixed with cs and has uv dye)If he watches you through the window spray him.
OP i found the furry thats stalking you [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh7BTqZOD3o[/media]
see the purple furry in it thats him
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
btw is the furry still stalking ?
DO a spy hug >:)
[QUOTE=cartman;26401284]OP i found the furry thats stalking you [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh7BTqZOD3o[/media]
see the purple furry in it thats him
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
btw is the furry still stalking ?[/QUOTE]
wow, they look like a bunch of dumbasses
[QUOTE=Recurracy;26386491][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTVoci2iNUQ[/media]
You just reminded me of this, I'm sorry :frown:[/QUOTE]
You motherfucker, you just made my nostalgia-o-meter rocket into the sky.
[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]
Also, it's funny how those furries who are dancing probably have better social lives than most people on FP. They get out and socialize with other furries whereas most Facepunchers just sit in their basements all day.
Kill it with water
Furry or not, I would have hugged them.
Hearts.
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