I am being stalked by a fucking furry

[ProfessorAssHat]

I wish my Grandma was still alive. That way she can help me from the psychos at MY school. :smith:

[Super_Poo]

Best Grandma ever.

(if the story is true)

[Patriarch]

[QUOTE=J. Jett;26376215]Update: The furry didn't come back last night, I love my grandma! :buddy:[/QUOTE]

Have you heard of "luring your foe into a false sense of security"? Just checkin'.

[ProfessorAssHat]

If you find that furry at that music store, here's what you do:

[img]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/082/994/original/See-exit-only-door-Kick-its-fucking-ass.jpg?1289810477[/img]

[POWA KILLERDeux]

OP, i just found someone that can take care of your problem.

[img]http://blog.cheesefingers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/agent47.jpg[/img]

[pr00ch]

Oh god, i love this kind of threads.
A furry stalking a guy whose grandmother chased it away.

OP, you are a WINNER.

[Andaeeee]

Just hug it, it's obviously lonely :(

[J. Jett]

[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;26405872]OP, i just found someone that can take care of your problem.

[img_thumb]http://blog.cheesefingers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/agent47.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Thanks! :buddy:

[MowsysReaper]

I would've hugged him, to be honest.

[pr00ch]

Depends on the gender of that furry.

[DarkOps]

Put these outside:
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRXbuwbHQu969KoeUs8Q1akld5zjm6DX63D9vo8K5iRnmWUHCc[/img]

[TSIThomas]

Witness protection, bro. You know what to do.

[mars7a]

[QUOTE=cartman;26401284]OP i found the furry thats stalking you [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh7BTqZOD3o[/media]
see the purple furry in it thats him

[editline]30th November 2010[/editline]

btw is the furry still stalking ?[/QUOTE]

At 0:28.
What the everloving fuck are those furries in the background doing.

[littleicyman]

[QUOTE=mars7a;26411794]At 0:28.
What the everloving fuck are those furries in the background doing.[/QUOTE]
Having an everloving fuck with each other.

[Skelosk]

so,your grandma saved the day...

YOU USED YOUR GRANDMA TO CHASE A PROBABLY PUSSY GUY IN A PURPLE WOLF SUIT?

dude,kick him in the nads.....problem solved

[Sir Anthony]

Dude, your grandma is a fucking badass.
Buy her aviators.

also.
[img]http://www.virginmedia.com/images/hairspray430x300.jpg[/img] + [img]http://image.automotive.com/f/lookback/9796575+pheader/epcp_0803_01_z+zippo_lighter+side_view.jpg[/img]
and you're done.

[TheOneFree-Man]

OP's avatar sort of fits

And generally, this is the kind of thread that keeps people here, nice of you to share the tale

[mars7a]

[QUOTE=littleicyman;26413080]Having an everloving fuck with each other.[/QUOTE]

:smithicide:

[Pedro the Fuzzy]

Your grandma kicks ASS.

[Nsybouts]

I hear you don't need silver bullets to kill Furrys

[Archonet]

OP, get a bottle of alchohol, douse a rag with some of it (Not ALL of it) and put the rag in the bottle's opening. Next time furfag comes around, light the end of the rag on fire, toss through window. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Problem solved.

[Werem00se]

Hunt him to extinction.

[Archonet]

[QUOTE=Werem00se;26426563]Hunt him to extinction.[/QUOTE]

Correction: Hunt them ALL to extinction.

[Werem00se]

[QUOTE=Archonet;26426581]Correction: Hunt them ALL to extinction.[/QUOTE]

Just get up in a tree stand with a rifle and do the call of the fury. (Yiff, yiff) After that they are easy targets because they are all bragging about their second life.

[riceyrice]

[QUOTE=Archonet;26426523]OP, get a bottle of alchohol, douse a rag with some of it (Not ALL of it) and put the rag in the bottle's opening. Next time furfag comes around, light the end of the rag on fire, toss through window. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Problem solved.[/QUOTE]

Molotov Cocktails arent made with alcohol. It's gasoline.

Alcohol evaporates. Gasoline emits fumes which burn.

[MrAfroShark70]

[QUOTE=Strongbad;26405053]Also, it's funny how those furries who are dancing probably have better social lives than most people on FP. They get out and socialize with other furries whereas most Facepunchers just sit in their basements all day.[/QUOTE]

First off, that stereotype is overused and old, it doesn't prove anything but your own ignorance.

Secondly, you would want me to sacrifice my sanity in order to get friends? That's practically masochism.

[ProfessorAssHat]

If this was real, it would really be saving your ass.

[img_thumb]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101114152515/callofduty/images/7/79/Thundergun.png[/img_thumb]

Thumb'd for size.

[MrAfroShark70]

Okay, Facepunchers, you can stop with the fucking furry murdering jokes.

It was funny at first, but your killing the joke.

[Mehster]

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26434022]Okay, Facepunchers, you can stop with the fucking furry murdering jokes.

It was funny at first, but your [B]killing[/B] the joke.[/QUOTE]

Ohoho.

[Daemon White]

Find him. Tell me. I'll help solve the problem.