• I am being stalked by a fucking furry
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"a HUG, Murr." bwhahahaha
[img]http://gyazo.com/5d99b9c6817f5bc8cc884cc4c3b002a5.png[/img] You know what you must do.
Sounds like you failed to prepare for unforeseen consequences.
Don't die.
[QUOTE=J. Jett;26348866] I called the police but they laughed.[/QUOTE] Stopped believing you there, the police wouldn't ignore somebody being stalked, and even if you were making no sense they'd send somebody around to check
You should've sucked the furfag's dick and he wouldn't of placed that sign that you obviously made for a fake story on your door or whatever
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
[QUOTE=HyoMonkys;26348895]bare arms[/QUOTE] We're dealing with a furry, so I think bear arms will work better.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;26349979]Stopped believing you there, the police wouldn't ignore somebody being stalked, and even if you were making no sense they'd send somebody around to check[/QUOTE] I doubt they would take a guy seriously after saying "there's a furry or a dude in a purple animal costume stalking me, HELP ME!".
get a restraining order if this continues
Purchase a very large caliber firearm.
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;26350047]I doubt they would take a guy seriously after saying "there's a furry or a dude in a purple animal costume stalking me, HELP ME!".[/QUOTE] Even if he said he was being stalked by a rainbow elephant with spiked tentacles they'd assume he's tripped out on shrooms and go take a look
Well, if there is one thing I have learned from furries on the internet, they are clingly. The best thing to do is either A) Be prepared or B) If he/she shows up again, explain why you didn't want them to give you a hug. [editline]28th November 2010[/editline] The actual only part I find creepy is the "murr" part because that's generally used with furries as a cuddling sound or a warming up to sound.
Hope this helps! :love: [img]http://www.aurorawdc.com/ci/taser_stinger.jpg[/img]
well, something very alike happened to me some years ago. but it was some guy in a plumber suit with a bunny mask and he too, wanted to hug me :ohdear: i just ran fast enough to lost it before i got to my house. [b] BUT THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE [/b]
Has the storm started yet, or am I in time?
[QUOTE=Wipmuck;26348987]Anyone notice OP's avatar?[/QUOTE] If you were thinking it was a furry avatar it's not It's Curly Brace from Cave Story
I suggest a perimeter fence with 10,000 volts, and a moat infront of it.
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;26350334]Has the storm started yet, or am I in time?[/QUOTE] There is no storm, surprisingly enough.
Hunt it down. Kill it. Burn it. Bury the remains in a container (otherwise everything in the area will die). Cleanse the heresy. Alternatively, punch it to the face. Like a man.
buy a flaregun, do it
[QUOTE=SnakeSolid;26350353]If you were thinking it was a furry avatar it's not It's Curly Brace from Cave Story[/QUOTE] idk why you guys are implying it isn't a furry avatar, cave story is a highly furry game. which leads everyone to believe the story is falsified(I mean, why would a rational sensibly-thinking individual DRESSED AS AN ANIMAL do something so creepy??)
suicide
Download Furry Flagger and you'll never have to put up with egotistical idiots again!* *on facepunch
-snip- Wrong thread, lol
Stab him/her/it with a knife. Problem solved.
You are a huge pussy.
I love all the people using words like "it", and "that thing" to describe a human being dressed up in a costume. You act as if the person isn't even human, but rather some kind of monster. Also to everyone saying you should burn, shoot, kill, or rape "it" all I can say is you all are sick. Back to the related issue. Just call the police and say someone is stalking you. Then when they come show them the note and give them a description of the person.
[QUOTE=mogul20478;26350528]I love all the people using words like "it", and "that thing" to describe a human being dressed up in a costume. You act as if the person isn't even human, but rather some kind of monster. Also to everyone saying you should burn, shoot, kill, or rape "it" all I can say is you all are sick. Back to the related issue. Just call the police and say someone is stalking you. Then when they come show them the note and give them a description of the person.[/QUOTE] You do realize they're joking, right?
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26350546]You do realize they're joking, right?[/QUOTE] It is no joke. The impure must be purged by righteous fire. It's soul must be cleansed by conflagration.
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