• I am being stalked by a fucking furry
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[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26350546]You do realize they're joking, right?[/QUOTE] I know most are joking, but they are milking old jokes, and does it make it any less sick? Also some people actually mean it.
[QUOTE=mogul20478;26350528]I love all the people using words like "it", and "that thing" to describe a human being dressed up in a costume. You act as if the person isn't even human, but rather some kind of monster. Also to everyone saying you should burn, shoot, kill, or rape "it" all I can say is you all are sick. Back to the related issue. Just call the police and say someone is stalking you. Then when they come show them the note and give them a description of the person.[/QUOTE] yeah but the joke is the thread is fake and OP is just trying to draw attention to the Furry Populace outside of their section and yup these people are 100% serious in their desire to execute people based upon sexual fetish
[QUOTE=mogul20478;26350606]I know most are joking, but they are milking old jokes, and does it make it any less sick? Also some people actually mean it.[/QUOTE] My mind is clear and my cause is just. Those who spur the flesh of man for the animal are an abomination unto the Earth. Purification through annihilation, Vita Per Nex.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;26350587]It is no joke. The impure must be purged by righteous fire. It's soul must be cleansed by conflagration.[/QUOTE] PURGE THE NONBELIEVERS! /caps
Oh, my. I feel a shitstorm brewing.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26350657]PURGE THE NONBELIEVERS! /caps[/QUOTE] Doubters and heretics blight the soul of man! Bring enlightenment to their black minds with the lamp of doom and hellfire!
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26350657]PURGE THE NONBELIEVERS! /caps[/QUOTE] The heresy my good sir. The heresy. Edit: Ninjas are also considered heretical!
[QUOTE=Soda;26350448]idk why you guys are implying it isn't a furry avatar, cave story is a highly furry game. which leads everyone to believe the story is falsified(I mean, why would a rational sensibly-thinking individual DRESSED AS AN ANIMAL do something so creepy??)[/QUOTE] I suppose you could consider the mimigas furry, but it's kind of a stretch.
[QUOTE=froztshock;26350732]I suppose you could consider the mimigas furry, but it's kind of a stretch.[/QUOTE] Soda's a moron, ignore him/her.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;26350682]Doubters and heretics blight the soul of man! Bring enlightenment to their black minds with the lamp of doom and hellfire![/QUOTE] Oh god, what have I caused :ohdear:
burn the heretic. he will burn at the emperahs fury!
[QUOTE=froztshock;26350732]I suppose you could consider the mimigas furry, but it's kind of a stretch.[/QUOTE] yeah they are anthropomorphic animals pretty much the definition of furry it really isn't much of a stretch!
[media] [url]http://d.facdn.net/art/freehugscoalition/1290929084.freehugscoalition_free_hugs.jpg[/url] [/media] looks like its more normal than we though :v:
Bear traps
MS paint, tagged for hugeness. [media]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8923/vehuggedme.png[/media]
That was an awesome rendering :keke:
haha that comic is actually really cute.
Use one of them super strong laser pointers, aim and shoot and the fur will catch on fire.
[QUOTE=Anax;26351042]MS paint, tagged for hugeness. [media]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8923/vehuggedme.png[/media][/QUOTE] You forgot the part where he takes a picture of the paper and makes the thread afterwards but tis' awesome!
I fear for your life. That's just weird, even if a non-furry did it.
Read the entire story again, but this time picture a hot chick under that fursuit instead of that ugly fat guy you pictured.
[QUOTE=Gradient Sol;26351291]Read the entire story again, but this time picture a hot chick under that fursuit instead of that ugly fat guy you pictured.[/QUOTE] [quote]hot chick[/quote] [quote]fursuit[/quote] I'm pretty sure they are mutually exclusive.
You missed your one chance at finding someone in this large lonely world. In this case, the occupant of a fursuit who wanted to hug you. It's up to you to decide if it was for the best.
Bender..? ohh good one!
Hahaha oh jesus christ this is the best story I've read this month in short you're fucked, they're going to eat you
Down, right, punch. You know what to do.
Go to the actual station, bring the note. I wish I could go with you, fuck. This has the potential to be hilarious at a furry's expense.
I don't believe this.
Instead of running, stand up to it (yes, it) and tell it to fuck off. Hell if you're lucky he might attack you, then you can beat him (people in fursuits don't really strike me as the athletic 100kg muscle mountain, for some reason). Best thing would have been to [B]not[/B] go near them in the first place.
[QUOTE=Trinholdt;26351692]I don't believe this.[/QUOTE] Obviously fake, but still funny.
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