• I am being stalked by a fucking furry
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Meh. If anyone in my neighborhood ever had something like that, he/she (The furry) would end up in a ditch, with a marker written on the forehead "FAGGOT". Besides, better to buy a small-arm pistol if your serious, and bring this to the police. Hell, actually, most of the time they could have gotten the same story or even called at the same day about the same problem.
I warned you about those furries bro, I TOLD you about those furries dawg.
You can totally take him in a fight. Record video of it and post it here. No but seriously light him on fire
[QUOTE=Anax;26351042]MS paint, tagged for hugeness. [media]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8923/vehuggedme.png[/media][/QUOTE] niiiice
Napalm.
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;26351911]Napalm.[/QUOTE] 4 out of 5 Professional Furry Killers recommend Palm Brand Napalm.
Not sure if this has been mentioned in this thread, but if you feel you're being followed, NEVER go back to your house right after. Take a bus or something and go around and lose the follower, then when you are SURE you aren't being followed, go home. Also you really should invest in a gun, for your own protection.
[QUOTE=IDTL;26352122]Not sure if this has been mentioned in this thread, but if you feel you're being followed, NEVER go back to your house right after. Take a bus or something and go around and lose the follower, then when you are SURE you aren't being followed, go home. Also you really should invest in a gun, for your own protection.[/QUOTE] What if he was like a street away or something, you can't get a bus or taxi just to go down a street.
never change, facepunch [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/neverchangefacepunch.png[/img]
[QUOTE=New Cidem;26352095]4 out of 5 Professional Furry Killers recommend Palm Brand Napalm.[/QUOTE] You gotta make it yourself, brands are horrible :colbert: I rather get burned by home made goodness. Rule #1: If you see a fur suiter and don't wanna deal with him or his buddies, stay the fuck away. You know what they are and what they were wearing, why would you further investigate? [sp]Fake or not, that rule is one to live by[/sp]
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[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26352171]never change, facepunch [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/neverchangefacepunch.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/neverchangefacepunch1.png[/img]
I think OP is lying. I doubt a guy in the middle of the night is going to have a purple marker.
Is "murring" exactly what it sounds like? Like, they were just standing there saying, "Murrrrr?"
[QUOTE=Stopper;26352242]I think OP is lying. I doubt a guy in the middle of the night is going to have a purple marker.[/QUOTE] You really think a guy in a purple fursuit dancing around outside in public with his friends/fuck buddies, won't carry a marker?
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26352302]Is "murring" exactly what it sounds like? Like, they were just standing there saying, "Murrrrr?"[/QUOTE] Yeah I've always wondered this too. What the hell does it mean and how the hell do you say it?
[QUOTE=Hazard Fox;26352306]You really think a guy in a purple fursuit dancing around outside in public with his friends/fuck buddies, won't carry a marker?[/QUOTE] Would you? Because you seem like one of those furries that'd do it just to piss others off. Also I know I'm a month early but congrats with your gold member status [editline]28th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Symmetry;26352405]What the hell does it mean and how the hell do you say it?[/QUOTE] Murring means that you're some kind of sick fuck that wants to mentally damage people for no reason other than to be an ass and flaunt your dumb fetish all over the place.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;26352411]Would you? Because you seem like one of those furries that'd do it just to piss others off. Also I know I'm a month early but congrats with your gold member status[/QUOTE] Nah, I'm not THAT kind of furry. I'd rather not blast my own personal interests out such as a stupid suit or randomly carrying a marker. Collar, maybe...its subtle yet not a scream. Also thanks, I get it this friday.
Don't hug it he will kidnap you and gang rape you with the other furries, past experience
Baseball bat on the groin. It works on women too.
Tee hee, furries.
Why are you scared, Whats the worst a furry can do to you. Correct me if I'm missing the point.
[QUOTE=Soda;26350448]idk why you guys are implying it isn't a furry avatar, cave story is a highly furry game. which leads everyone to believe the story is falsified(I mean, why would a rational sensibly-thinking individual DRESSED AS AN ANIMAL do something so creepy??)[/QUOTE] I don't mean to offend you or anything, but do you have down syndrome? You sure as hell type like one.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26352640]I don't mean to offend you or anything, but do you have down syndrome? You sure as hell type like one.[/QUOTE] He types like a "down syndrome"?
[QUOTE=fenwick;26352754]He types like a "down syndrome"?[/QUOTE] Umm, Can't you convert the words "down syndrome" to "do you type like a person with down syndrome".
Kill the furfag.
[QUOTE=The mouse;26352591]Why are you scared, Whats the worst a furry can do to you. Correct me if I'm missing the point.[/QUOTE] They exist for one thing. That alone is worth a death sentence.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;26351850]I warned you about those furries bro, I TOLD you about those furries dawg.[/QUOTE] it keeps happening Also, look around your house and take strong household objects, and create a stronghold on your roof. proceed to throw knives at them if they approach.
Go Cain Velasquez on his ass.
[img]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg[/img] The only solution. You know what to do.
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